The illusion of choice
July 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The illusion of choice
Who the hell gets sunburnt in Newfoundland
July 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Who the hell gets sunburnt in Newfoundland
I’m always gonna be the last one on the plane. It’s assigned seating. Why would you willingly line up to sit on a plane longer than you have to
June 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I’m always gonna be the last one on the plane. It’s assigned seating. Why would you willingly line up to sit on a plane longer than you have to
My last few weeks of being rich 💔
June 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
My last few weeks of being rich 💔
Something karmically unfair about being in a job you hate for four years with no opportunity for advancement and then getting a job you love but getting promoted out of it in 8 months and then loving the new one but getting promoted out of it AGAIN 10 months later
May 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Something karmically unfair about being in a job you hate for four years with no opportunity for advancement and then getting a job you love but getting promoted out of it in 8 months and then loving the new one but getting promoted out of it AGAIN 10 months later
Livestream of an improv show got recommended for me on YouTube and there’s 3 people watching (now 4)
May 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Livestream of an improv show got recommended for me on YouTube and there’s 3 people watching (now 4)
Re-downloading Twitter to block The Tonight Show in solidarity with Christian Hubicki (they follow me, I don't follow back)
April 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Re-downloading Twitter to block The Tonight Show in solidarity with Christian Hubicki (they follow me, I don't follow back)
Was at a show last night and the presenter accidentally said we were in America and the Canadian crowd turned VICIOUS
April 23, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Was at a show last night and the presenter accidentally said we were in America and the Canadian crowd turned VICIOUS
Ordered a milkshake at a restaurant and the server says “are you sure you don’t mind if there’s whipped cream?” And when she came back she said “be careful it’s really cold”
April 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Ordered a milkshake at a restaurant and the server says “are you sure you don’t mind if there’s whipped cream?” And when she came back she said “be careful it’s really cold”
$180 plane ticket to see a $10 show
March 25, 2026 at 9:20 PM
$180 plane ticket to see a $10 show
When I’m on Survivor Canada and I find the Billy Talent Boomerang Idol
March 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
When I’m on Survivor Canada and I find the Billy Talent Boomerang Idol
Love seeing political American bands when they come to Canada cause they’ll give a speech like “universal healthcare for ALL” and it’s like bro we got that tho
March 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Love seeing political American bands when they come to Canada cause they’ll give a speech like “universal healthcare for ALL” and it’s like bro we got that tho
When the whole GC hates Daylight Savings Time
March 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
When the whole GC hates Daylight Savings Time
I (Canadian) made Mexican Parma (Australian dish based on an Italian dish named after a third unrelated country)
February 28, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I (Canadian) made Mexican Parma (Australian dish based on an Italian dish named after a third unrelated country)
Was going to work on the train and the one in front of us derailed so I sat on the train for two hours until we could go into the station and then when we did and I got to my office they wouldn’t let anyone in or out due to an active security threat. I love RTO!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Was going to work on the train and the one in front of us derailed so I sat on the train for two hours until we could go into the station and then when we did and I got to my office they wouldn’t let anyone in or out due to an active security threat. I love RTO!!!!!!!!!!!
Learned how to play Euchre two weeks ago, entered a tournament today and won third place #alwaysstaygrinding
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Learned how to play Euchre two weeks ago, entered a tournament today and won third place #alwaysstaygrinding
Two of my co-workers have gotten into car accidents the last two days coming into work. Thanks Doug Ford & RTO lobbyists
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Two of my co-workers have gotten into car accidents the last two days coming into work. Thanks Doug Ford & RTO lobbyists
Just budgeted myself $3000 a year for entertainment and idk if it’s even enough
January 27, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Just budgeted myself $3000 a year for entertainment and idk if it’s even enough
The Canadian experience of going to a concert you know will be hot af but it’s -23 outside and you have to walk from the car but you don’t want to pay for coat check
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The Canadian experience of going to a concert you know will be hot af but it’s -23 outside and you have to walk from the car but you don’t want to pay for coat check
How it feels knowing I’m about to get another unthinkable triple play at work that somehow works out in my favour for no reason
January 19, 2026 at 8:53 PM
How it feels knowing I’m about to get another unthinkable triple play at work that somehow works out in my favour for no reason
Just finished watching the last season I had of Survivor AU. I’m devastated 😭
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Just finished watching the last season I had of Survivor AU. I’m devastated 😭