Bretton
@bretton.bsky.social
product designer, bocce-baller, dog dad
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
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John Mulaney Presents at the 78th Emmys
YouTube video by Television Academy
www.youtube.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.
December 28, 2024 at 4:44 AM
The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.
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Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich.
Still worth that ad read money, folks?
Still worth that ad read money, folks?
July 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
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Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
July 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Probably more helpful to think of them not so much as “Canadian wildfires” but rather “climate change wildfires currently consuming Canada”
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Sorry about all that smoke and consequences, America.
July 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Sorry about all that smoke and consequences, America.
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never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down
July 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
never fucking forget that our tomato of a premier slashed tens of millions from our forest firefighting and emergency preparedness budget so now yea we’re surrounded by toxic air and whole communities are burning down
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oh so it's like rocket league but with people
July 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
oh so it's like rocket league but with people
tonight new york burns in victory
June 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
tonight new york burns in victory
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My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
June 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
June 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
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To think, he would trade it all in for a banger tweet.
June 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
To think, he would trade it all in for a banger tweet.
didn’t think the knicks’ kryptonite would be orange but there ya go
June 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
didn’t think the knicks’ kryptonite would be orange but there ya go
I’ll never get over trading OG
June 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I’ll never get over trading OG
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it is difficult to argue truths with people whose diet consists of lies
June 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
it is difficult to argue truths with people whose diet consists of lies
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scanning for wokeness
June 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
scanning for wokeness
thinking of putting together a resume for the position of Guy Who’s Job It Is To Remind Wemby He’s 7’6”
June 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
thinking of putting together a resume for the position of Guy Who’s Job It Is To Remind Wemby He’s 7’6”
first bocce games of the year, first bocce wins of the year
May 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
first bocce games of the year, first bocce wins of the year
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service so bad I’m only tipping 18%
April 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
service so bad I’m only tipping 18%
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Where is the protest music, they asked. Whoa.
April 16, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Where is the protest music, they asked. Whoa.