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burger girl
@brgrgirl.bsky.social
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burger girl @brgrgirl.bsky.social · Aug 14
lowk i would post more often here but growth has been sooo slow on bsky so if you want to see my work consistently consider subbing to my patreon :) you can get full access to all my public posts for free and $1/mo gets you early access, bonus panels, and an invite to my discord :) patreon.com/brgrg
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daydreaming
traditional inked drawing of brgrg driving a bus; the route box reads "go sox!". in her mind, she is daydreaming that instead of a bus, she is riding a giant burger through the open sky, reins in her hands and bunny beneath her butt. what a beautiful life
September 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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brgrg rendered in a more realistic style than usual
August 20, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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petra parker aka spider-lass: I MANUFACTURE MY OWN WEB FLUID; INVENTING A DIY HRT THAT GUARANTEED I GOT D CUPS WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!
August 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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burger + fries by BRGRG! burger has received an anonymous gift! she is enamored to find it contains a shirt that reads: "I'm Burger!", and resolves to wear it to her next outing. at a party, burger walks past the perverted lesbian doctor, who gives a characteristic grin to burger as she passes by. burger soon discovers why; fries is in attendance, wearing a matching shirt that reads: " I COME IN Burgers". burger is a bit embarrassed.
August 18, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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fries + shake by brgrg! f: shake what the hell are you working on s: hi fries! i'm modding new characters into my fighting game. they're based on some art i saw online. wanna see their specials? f: um. yeah i think i'm ok actually [two characters in the game. they're clearly based on furry inflation and flatulence fetish art, respectively]
August 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE MAN STANDING OUTSIDE YOUR PLACE? OH THAT'S SUSAN. SHE HOLDS UP MY WINDOW A/C FOR ME SO IT DOESN'T FALL. WAIT--SHE? YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A MAN? WELL DUH! YOU CAN'T TRUST A MAN FOR A JOB LIKE THAT! YOU NEED TO USE A BRICKI
August 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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lowk i would post more often here but growth has been sooo slow on bsky so if you want to see my work consistently consider subbing to my patreon :) you can get full access to all my public posts for free and $1/mo gets you early access, bonus panels, and an invite to my discord :) patreon.com/brgrg
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August 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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happy bunny day
wolf and bunny in bunny suits :)
August 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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August 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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court mandated emotional support soccer ball
shake: IM ON A BIT OF A PRANKING SPREE... FRIES DOESN'T KNOW IT, BUT I REPLACED HER SOCCER BALL THING WITH A BOWLING BALL!! HEHE shake hides, trying not to laugh, as fries bursts in the room around the corner. her "soccer ball", painted green with burger's face on it, sits on the floor. fries: SHAKE!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU TEEPEE OUR OWN LAWN?? fries: DAMN, SHE ISN'T HERE... GOOD THING I HAVE MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT "SOCCER BALL". fries winds back her leg to kick. shake(thinking): wait a second... shake(thinking): i forgot about the pins... fries kicks the bowling ball, her leg shatter in two on impact, viscera spattering across the room as she screams and howls in pain. the visage of burger painted on the ball smiles unerringly.
August 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Spike the Dragon sits on a folding chair. Spike: SO YEAH, MY MOM-WELL, MY FOSTER MOM-SHE HATCHED ME WHEN SHE WAS REALLY YOUNG. IT WAS ACTUALLY FOR SCHOOL, IF YOU'D BELIEVE IT. SHE WAS 13, I THINK? IT WAS DURING HER PUBERTY METAPHOR. Spike: THEN WHEN SHE GRADUATED, WE MOVED TO THIS.. SMALL TOWN. HER BOSS WANTED HER TO SOCIALIZE OR SOMETHING. I DIDN'T REALLY GET IT, I MEAN.. MORE THAN ANYTHING I WAS JUST TRYING TO EARN HER APPROVAL. Spike: BUT IT WAS WEIRD, MAN. SHE'D GO AND HANG OUT WITH HER FRIENDS, AND SOMETIMES I'D TAG ALONG... I ALWAYS FELT LIKE A BIG JOKE TO THEM. Yoshi: Hey. Spike is sitting beneath a banner labeled "CARTOON DINOSAUR SUPPORT GROUP", in a circle with Yoshi, Gobbles the Learosaurus, and Spyro. Yoshi: Yoshi! Just because you're comic relief... Yoshi! doesn't mean you don't deserve relief, too.
August 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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B: Thanks for fitting me in for a consult! it's so hard to get an appointment right now D: no problem!! breast augmentation is easy peasy.. not that i think you need it, hehe.. B: well.. i actually have a really specific goal in mind that i'm hoping for. Can I show you a reference photo? I've got it right here on my phone. D(thinking): Oooh I really really really hope it's goonslop!!!!! D: Oh no prob! that's like super common actually nbd. Doctor looks at phone while Burger smiles vacantly in the background. pictured on the device is a burger.
July 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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burger and fries are playing baseball. someone approaches. S: hey!! can i play with y'all?? it's new character milkshake! F: Uhhh dude do you even know the rules S: THERE'S ONLY ONE RULES IN BASEBALL: GIVE IT EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE GOT!! F: DUMASS! there's a fuckton more rules than that! B: ahh, we're already losing. what's the worst that– burger and fries stand surrounded by blood, death and destruction. shake runs gleefully in the foreground. police cars siren off in the distance, but they are toppled, crushed and on fire. B: –could happen.
July 20, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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WOLF & bunny! by brgrg! B: I had a great time tonight wolf W: me too! thanks for walking me home W: well, goodnight! B: *stares expectantly* W: are you waiting for a kiss— B(cutting her off): EAT ME!
July 18, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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B: HEY HOT DOG, HOW DID YOU AFFORD TOP SURGERY WHEN YOU'RE SO POOR? H: AHH, THAT TAKES ME BACK.. I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS A FEW YEARS AGO... A FEW YEARS AGO..... H: HOLY CRAP. IT'S SO HOT IT FEELS LIKE IM GONNA SWEAT MY TITS OFF [tits splat on the ground like ice cream] H: OH.
July 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Wolf & bunny! by brgrg! wolf's apartment: 1 am. wolf and bunny are sat on the couch watching twin peaks, when suddenly! wolf wraps her arm around bunny and pulls her close with a shocking grab. "omg", things bunny, "it's finally happening...!" wolf looks concerned and amused to see the wild grin on her face as bunny thinks: "she's gonna eat me!"
July 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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WOLF & bunny! "you gonna be a good puppy and cover our tab?", said the bunny. "now listen here", said the wolf, "I'm not a wittle baby puppy. i'm an adult woman, and i think i deserve some respect." "also, i don't have a job," said the wolf, "so no." brgrg!
July 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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AND NOW, TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM TYRANNY, IT'S... DDPAAG: FUCK, HOLD ON, JUST... DDPAAG: OH LORD DDPAAG: MY "NAUSEA SENSE"® IS KICKING MY ASS RN DIET DR PEPPER AND ADDERALL GIRL!!! MEANWHILE: AT MOLE GIRL HEADQUARTERS... THE WORST TWEET YOU'VE EVER SEEN! WILL OUR VILLAIN POST THIS ABHORRENT CONTENT? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT..!
July 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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B1: hey, you going to that party tomorrow? B2: o-oh, well actually.. B2: i gotta go to the TORTURE ROOM tomorrow. B1: huh?? B2: basically they tie me to a table and torture me for a few hours! B1: does it... pay well? B2: n-no, uh— actually, it costs about $200 an hour. B1: oh..! B2: yeah.. B1: i'm... SO sorry? B2: n-no, um— it's actually the best thing to ever happen to me. it's an incredible privilege. B1: oh. uh. yay? B2: yayyy
July 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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B1: I DON'T THINK I WANT TO CHANGE. B1: ...I LIKE IT IN HERE. B1: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, I... B1: I FEEL LIKE I'M RIGHT WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE. B2: THAT'S COOL AND ALL BUT DUDE I CLOSE IN AN HOUR SOOO CAN WE WRAP THIS UP. B1: OH. RIGHT.
July 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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interviewer: THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO INTERVIEW WITH US TODAY! JUST ONE FINAL QUESTION - CAN YOU GIVE US A FEW BIG BOOMS? burger: LiKE... THE COSTCO GUYS? interviewer: sure! burger: uh... boom, boom, boom.. boom? interviewer: great! we'll be in touch. [then while walking away, burger overheard:] co-interviewer: FOUR big booms? So noncommital. interviewer: such a shame. we're should hurry and BURN her application. [overwhelmed with frustration, burger shouts:] burger: ahh special sauce!! i'll NEVER make it in this industry! [as she does so, we see she's walking out of a nuclear power plant.] brgrg!
June 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Ford announces new 2026 line of SUVs: 2026 Ford Expedition 2026 Ford Explorer 2026 Ford EXECUTIONER.
June 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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cashier(overpaid wageslave): p-please, isn't there at least one topping you want? pickles, tomato.. lettuce? disgruntled managment: *watches snidely* customer(hard working PATRIOT): how hard is it for a girl to order just a plain. normal burger? Impatient zillenials: *lamely annoyed in line behind cistoner* ordering device: property of doordash heh.. So much for the "topping" shortage. brgrg!
June 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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[pointing at burger flag] YO WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS AND WHY ARE ALL THEIR WOMEN SO FRICKING GREEN?
June 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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HEY. YOUR BRA STRAP IS SHOWING. OH No! I BETTER GO AND CATCH IT! ...WHAT??
June 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM