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Brian Crozier
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Occasional sports broadcaster living in Central Illinois.
Update your last will and testament... Board up all your windows... Batten down the hatches folks...

What, did you think I was talking about the hurricane?

Nope.

The Illinois vs. Michigan State football game is tomorrow.

Prepare accordingly.
Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Star Scared
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October 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The American League Central is the Big Ten West, just in baseball uniforms.
October 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
At least the Chicago baseball teams know how to give up huge innings when it looks like they're just about to clinch a playoff series victory at home...
October 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The Guardians just handed the lead back without forcing the White Sox to get a hit...
October 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
It is 150 minutes or so of ads with occasional baseball mixed in.*

*It is a credit to how good Coomer and Hughes are that the broadcast is still not only listenable but, mostly, enjoyable. In lesser hands......... (Looking at Zach Zaidman.)
I’ve listened to lots of radio broadcasts for non-Cubs teams this year and have 2 thoughts:

1. Pat & Ron are SO good at their jobs. Individually, it doesn’t get better. Together, they’re unstoppable.

2. The number of ad reads/sponsored plays on 670 The Score is simply outrageous.
October 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
THE TWO UTES!
October 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is what drives me crazy about the media sometimes. The below is from Bill Barnwell, who I think does a pretty good job with football analysis, however in discussing the Bears-Vikings game he doesn't mention a key factor that took place.....

IT WAS PLAYED IN A RAIN STORM
October 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
(Finger to earpiece) Wait a moment! I am being told the Big Ten football replay office has given the Yankees one more out!
Clock Alarm Clock
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October 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Oh man the conspiracy theories are going to be flying no matter what the call is here in the Yankees-Rays game...
October 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Just for kicks though he took the Arkansas job for a day before quitting again.
October 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
This play still annoys me so much that I had to find a photo of when the ball was caught to show how bad of a play it really was. Roush might have a -1000 football IQ. And he went to college at freaking Stanford!

(Red is where he actually went, green is the direction/area he should have gone.)
October 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The Lewis & Clark River Otters - Dominating football games and the logo business at the same time haha!
October 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The LeBron James Fanatics Helicopter story is hilarious, you couldn't pay me enough to get on any helicopter but to get on the Fanatics helicopter? You might have to give me half of the Fortune 500 before I even think about it LOL...
October 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Time for Illinois Football Cope & Hope:

Purdue might NOT be that bad of an L?

They barely lost to Wake Forest, who only has one loss (Against #4 Miami). Purdue also lost by only 14 on the road at undefeated UCLA. And, yes, they lost big to Notre Dame, but the Fighting Irish are #3 for a reason.
October 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Chicago Bears Fans Toast to Victory
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October 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The best plays for the Bears today have pretty much been Jets penalties.
October 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I'm sorry but if you throw a multi-vitamin bottle across your kitchen, you're a crazy person LOL.
October 4, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It took Fox an entire commercial break and then four plays to actually get the scorebug correct LOL........
October 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It is 23 to 12, not 23 to 13, but expecting Brando and this Fox production crew to get anything right is just a bridge too far.
October 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Might want to stay with the run game, Bears...
October 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
THE PRIDE OF THE STATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW JERSEY
October 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Roush has all kinds of room to the left so of course he runs to the right and doesn't get the first down because of it.
October 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Oh for goodness sakes.
October 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Kick the field goal here with 6 seconds left. Don't risk things with your young backup QB.
October 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM