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Brian J Hoffman
@brianjhoffman.bsky.social
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BILLION DOLLAR BABY
They grow up so fast. 👶🐍
September 29, 2026 at 3:46 PM
"Manufactured Venom"

Carefully formulated for mass consumption. 🐍
September 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
SHOW & TELL

Created digitally using scanned fragments from old magazines and aged papers, with hand-drawn crayon marks worked into the composition. Images were cut, layered, distressed, and reassembled digitally to retain the rough edges, faded textures, and imperfections of a physical collage.
September 25, 2026 at 3:44 PM
“Everything In Harmony” 📖
Everyone is free to sing the same song.
September 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
🔥 THE FIRE SHE KEPT 🔥
They took everything but the flame.
September 23, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“The New Decadence”
Every age gets the villain it deserves.
September 22, 2026 at 3:40 PM
CRUZ CONTROL 🕹️👅
Why lead when you can follow?
September 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
My work was selected for CHEAP – Street Poster Art Festival 2026 and is currently glued to the walls as part of this year’s theme, CONFLITTO E CURA — Conflict and Care.

Big thanks to @cheapfestival for having me.

📷 Margherita Caprilli
September 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
"There Will Be Cake" ~ Please remain cheerful until refreshments arrive. 🤡 🍰 ☠️
September 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
My piece “NO SLEEP” is currently on view as part of BEASTIE BOYS SQUARE: A Tribute Art Show at Studio6 Gallery in NYC.

Celebrating the 3rd anniversary of the naming of Beastie Boys Square at Ludlow & Rivington — the Lower East Side corner immortalized on the cover of Paul’s Boutique.
September 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"A Small Price to Pay" ~ Not a big thing. 🏷️ 🥔 🇺🇸
September 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"Christ Ain't White" ~ Faith was never the property of whiteness. 😇 🇺🇸
September 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Nothing screams ‘public servant’ like hiding your face while terrorizing the public. If you need a mask to enforce your version of ‘law and order,’ maybe the uniform isn’t the part that deserves respect. FARGIN ICE HOLES.
September 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Huge thanks to everyone who came down for PASTE PRESENT FUTURE, celebrating 35 years of The Big Issue and the art of protest through fly posters, street art and some seriously stunning work.

Proud to be a small part of this one. ✊
September 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
FOR CHRIST’S SKATE ~ He died for your spins. 🛼😇
September 3, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Psyched to be part of this upcoming Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles group show at Seventh Corner Gallery / Howling Pages in Chicago, opening this weekend!

I’ll have a piece in the show titled “Bad Brain.” 🐢🍕
September 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Honored to have a piece in Paste, Present & Future — celebrating 35 years of The Big Issue and bringing together 35 artists around protest, street art, and the things that keep us up at night.
August 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"Your Contribution Has Been Noted" ~ Thank you for your participation. Your sacrifice has been processed accordingly.

No clear objective. No ending in sight.
Just more helmets for the pile—and another trophy for the ceremony.
August 27, 2026 at 2:02 PM
“The Other First Lady” ~ The closest thing to a White House pet. 🐀
August 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"The Future Was Here"

She was supposed to inherit tomorrow. Instead, we left her standing in the ruins of it.

A quiet warning about what we leave behind—and who has to live with it.
August 25, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"American Idle" ~ Still waiting for greatness. ⏳🇺🇸
August 24, 2026 at 3:47 PM
El Lardo 🫯🐽

Forged in greed, vanity, and cheap gold, El Lardo emerged: a pig in a crown, a mouth full of lies, and an ego too bloated for the mask.
August 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
"United We Sink" — One nation. One direction. 🦅💩🇺🇸
August 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
"The Communist Sausage"

Ted Cruz keeps warning that the communists are coming to cancel Christmas, erase Thanksgiving, and destroy America.

Here”s a sausage for his butthole.
August 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
"Pulpit Fiction" ⛪️🗳️ Where conviction meets convenience.
August 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM