Brian Shea
@brianshea.org
improv comedian, content creator, jackass of all trades
https://highwireimprov.com
https://brianshea.org
https://brianshea.substack.com/
https://highwireimprov.com
https://brianshea.org
https://brianshea.substack.com/
Coyote vs. Acme is the greatest piece of entertainment, history and self help ever created.
September 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Coyote vs. Acme is the greatest piece of entertainment, history and self help ever created.
Adding my contribution to the kitty on Labor Day
‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has now officially surpassed the $30M amount Warner Bros. originally planned to write the film off for.
The film is now projected to earn over $60M domestically.
The film is now projected to earn over $60M domestically.
September 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Adding my contribution to the kitty on Labor Day
"That shot needed a curl. A soft curl, not a jheri curl." - announcer of a St. Kitts and Nevis league soccer match on FIFA+
September 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"That shot needed a curl. A soft curl, not a jheri curl." - announcer of a St. Kitts and Nevis league soccer match on FIFA+
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this)
(The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this)
September 4, 2026 at 12:24 PM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this)
(The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this)
I was behind a car today that had a Don't Tread on Me sticker and a British flag sticker. I have so many questions.
Meaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A Side
ALT: Meaghan Rath as Astrid: Pick A Side
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August 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I was behind a car today that had a Don't Tread on Me sticker and a British flag sticker. I have so many questions.
It would be so simple to enact a rule about who gets to grab the ball out of the net after a goal. So fucking simple to stop these children.
August 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
It would be so simple to enact a rule about who gets to grab the ball out of the net after a goal. So fucking simple to stop these children.
It's almost as if Southampton doesn't know what to expect! lol
August 16, 2026 at 1:09 PM
It's almost as if Southampton doesn't know what to expect! lol
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Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry https://theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams-toddler-son-over-baseless-accusations-that-caterpillar-very-hungry/
August 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry https://theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams-toddler-son-over-baseless-accusations-that-caterpillar-very-hungry/
I don't just get more Ted Lasso, I get more Allison Hammond?
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
August 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I don't just get more Ted Lasso, I get more Allison Hammond?
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
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An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
August 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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As we get older, worrying about what others think can get in the way of creativity, risk-taking and learning.
Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun.
👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do.
Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun.
👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do.
August 13, 2026 at 10:20 AM
As we get older, worrying about what others think can get in the way of creativity, risk-taking and learning.
Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun.
👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do.
Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun.
👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do.
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Brittany Apgar who was born small right forearm, half of a palm and no fingers on her right hand and had 12 surgeries by the age of 4 got a new prosthetic this week and went 2-4 with an RBI in her Women's Pro Baseball League debut tonight (as a batter, pinch ran in the opener).
August 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Brittany Apgar who was born small right forearm, half of a palm and no fingers on her right hand and had 12 surgeries by the age of 4 got a new prosthetic this week and went 2-4 with an RBI in her Women's Pro Baseball League debut tonight (as a batter, pinch ran in the opener).
My "favorite" part about the return of Ted Lasso is all the critics who can't wait to tell people why they shouldn't like Ted Lasso even though a lot of people love Ted Lasso.
Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
ALT: Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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August 6, 2026 at 11:35 AM
My "favorite" part about the return of Ted Lasso is all the critics who can't wait to tell people why they shouldn't like Ted Lasso even though a lot of people love Ted Lasso.
"But these guys will make you win in the future" after a .652 July is gaslighting.
August 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"But these guys will make you win in the future" after a .652 July is gaslighting.
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An utterly absurd pass from Chelsea Gray
August 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
An utterly absurd pass from Chelsea Gray
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We’re just normal men
August 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
We’re just normal men
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Mike Elias (2023)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
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February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
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I don't want "a good return." I want this team that has so much talent and is close to a wild card to fucking win games the next two months.
August 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I don't want "a good return." I want this team that has so much talent and is close to a wild card to fucking win games the next two months.
A downgrade at catcher and four guys who may never play for the team.
What a fucking irresponsible clown.
What a fucking irresponsible clown.
The Red Sox acquired C Adley Rutschman from the Orioles for C Carlos Narvaez, Anthony Eyanson, Eddy Azocar, Kyson Witherspoon, and Harold Rivas, per Jacob Calvin Meyer
August 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
A downgrade at catcher and four guys who may never play for the team.
What a fucking irresponsible clown.
What a fucking irresponsible clown.
