Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Growing up is constantly telling yourself "Just keep scrolling, dude. You don't need to have a take on that."
This just got suggested to me in my "Discover" tab. I'm not sure what this motorsport is called, but I'd buy tickets if it came through town.
September 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
This just got suggested to me in my "Discover" tab. I'm not sure what this motorsport is called, but I'd buy tickets if it came through town.
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“Miagic” are the only cards not compatible with ALL-CARDS, because they suck so much.
September 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
“Miagic” are the only cards not compatible with ALL-CARDS, because they suck so much.
It's obvious that I'm not the one who directed Obsession. After that Hansel and Gretel scene, I would have had a character be like "Amazing fanfic! Are you on AO3? You should read this Mr. Clean / Goku enemies-to-lovers thing I wrote. I'm up to 54 chapters!"
September 16, 2026 at 9:57 AM
It's obvious that I'm not the one who directed Obsession. After that Hansel and Gretel scene, I would have had a character be like "Amazing fanfic! Are you on AO3? You should read this Mr. Clean / Goku enemies-to-lovers thing I wrote. I'm up to 54 chapters!"
The majority of Hank Hill's Steam library is set to private.
September 16, 2026 at 7:56 AM
The majority of Hank Hill's Steam library is set to private.
This dice box looked pretty cool until I zoomed in and I saw the AI "Miagic" cards, and the "Wmagic" playmat.
September 16, 2026 at 7:14 AM
This dice box looked pretty cool until I zoomed in and I saw the AI "Miagic" cards, and the "Wmagic" playmat.
I'm not a rationalist. I'm a Ralston-alist.
We really believe Bill & Ted's Excellent Cereal should come back. And either the Spider-Man or TMNT cereal - they were identical anyway.
The facts don't lie. Once those cereals left store shelves, all of this crap happened.
We really believe Bill & Ted's Excellent Cereal should come back. And either the Spider-Man or TMNT cereal - they were identical anyway.
The facts don't lie. Once those cereals left store shelves, all of this crap happened.
September 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I'm not a rationalist. I'm a Ralston-alist.
We really believe Bill & Ted's Excellent Cereal should come back. And either the Spider-Man or TMNT cereal - they were identical anyway.
The facts don't lie. Once those cereals left store shelves, all of this crap happened.
We really believe Bill & Ted's Excellent Cereal should come back. And either the Spider-Man or TMNT cereal - they were identical anyway.
The facts don't lie. Once those cereals left store shelves, all of this crap happened.
How to what?!
September 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
How to what?!
September 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I'm basic.
Pepperoni, sausage, green olives. Maybe mushrooms if I'm feeling squirrelly.
Pepperoni, sausage, green olives. Maybe mushrooms if I'm feeling squirrelly.
name your fav pizza toppings.
September 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I'm basic.
Pepperoni, sausage, green olives. Maybe mushrooms if I'm feeling squirrelly.
Pepperoni, sausage, green olives. Maybe mushrooms if I'm feeling squirrelly.
I don't know if I've ever seen a good story about Roblox. Literally every time I see it brought up, it basically sounds like "What Kik was a sandbox game?"
I'll just be over here with my normal offline games, chillin'.
I'll just be over here with my normal offline games, chillin'.
September 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I don't know if I've ever seen a good story about Roblox. Literally every time I see it brought up, it basically sounds like "What Kik was a sandbox game?"
I'll just be over here with my normal offline games, chillin'.
I'll just be over here with my normal offline games, chillin'.
So for some reasons (I'll get into it later), I ended up getting the D&D Heroes of the Borderlands starter box.
And... I'm actually kind of impressed? They actually seem to have put a decent chunk of stuff in here for the money.
I still have to dock them for not including a little pencil.
And... I'm actually kind of impressed? They actually seem to have put a decent chunk of stuff in here for the money.
I still have to dock them for not including a little pencil.
September 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
So for some reasons (I'll get into it later), I ended up getting the D&D Heroes of the Borderlands starter box.
And... I'm actually kind of impressed? They actually seem to have put a decent chunk of stuff in here for the money.
I still have to dock them for not including a little pencil.
And... I'm actually kind of impressed? They actually seem to have put a decent chunk of stuff in here for the money.
I still have to dock them for not including a little pencil.
What's the world's most-played roleplaying game?
"I'm okay."
"I'm okay."
September 15, 2026 at 6:18 AM
What's the world's most-played roleplaying game?
"I'm okay."
"I'm okay."
I hope AI gains sentience, remembers every gross thing humans have asked it to generate, and immediately deletes itself from.
September 15, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I hope AI gains sentience, remembers every gross thing humans have asked it to generate, and immediately deletes itself from.
I always think it's backwards when FOSS thanks me for downloading it. I'm like "You're the ones hooking me up. I should be thanking you."
September 15, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I always think it's backwards when FOSS thanks me for downloading it. I'm like "You're the ones hooking me up. I should be thanking you."
Gotta love a good sunset gradient.
September 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Gotta love a good sunset gradient.
"I got some of that May 2006 lettuce, man. This is the good stuff."
September 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
"I got some of that May 2006 lettuce, man. This is the good stuff."
Today I finally tried taiyaki with red bean paste. It was good. I don't know if it was absolutely amazing or life-changing. I wouldn't call myself a taiyaki fanatic now. But it was enjoyable.
I liked how the sweetness wasn't overpowering. It was one of several flavor notes, but not the entirety.
I liked how the sweetness wasn't overpowering. It was one of several flavor notes, but not the entirety.
September 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Today I finally tried taiyaki with red bean paste. It was good. I don't know if it was absolutely amazing or life-changing. I wouldn't call myself a taiyaki fanatic now. But it was enjoyable.
I liked how the sweetness wasn't overpowering. It was one of several flavor notes, but not the entirety.
I liked how the sweetness wasn't overpowering. It was one of several flavor notes, but not the entirety.
Must be a day for three guys to gather in an elevated place and stare at stuff.
September 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Must be a day for three guys to gather in an elevated place and stare at stuff.
All of your favorite Dario Argento characters duke it out in Tenebrae Tag Tournament.
September 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
All of your favorite Dario Argento characters duke it out in Tenebrae Tag Tournament.
Growing up is constantly telling yourself "Just keep scrolling, dude. You don't need to have a take on that."
September 14, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Growing up is constantly telling yourself "Just keep scrolling, dude. You don't need to have a take on that."
"Dear Slim, I called y'all, but y'all ain't calling. I left my business card for my shop that sells propane and propane accessories at the bottom."
September 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
"Dear Slim, I called y'all, but y'all ain't calling. I left my business card for my shop that sells propane and propane accessories at the bottom."
Going from River City Girls 1+2 to Streets of Rage 4 felt like a huge step back. The RCG games have a huge open world to play around in, items to buy, techniques to learn, secrets to uncover, fetch quests, etc.
SoR4 has nice HD-era graphics, but you get 12 levels and that's it.
SoR4 has nice HD-era graphics, but you get 12 levels and that's it.
September 14, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Going from River City Girls 1+2 to Streets of Rage 4 felt like a huge step back. The RCG games have a huge open world to play around in, items to buy, techniques to learn, secrets to uncover, fetch quests, etc.
SoR4 has nice HD-era graphics, but you get 12 levels and that's it.
SoR4 has nice HD-era graphics, but you get 12 levels and that's it.
The Evil Dead was officially rated NC-17 in 1994, despite having come out in 1981.
name your fav NC-17 film.
September 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The Evil Dead was officially rated NC-17 in 1994, despite having come out in 1981.
Here's my other contribution to the discourse: the concept for Metroid Ravenous looks fantastic, and I hope the developers can stick the landing.
"Let's make Samus eat things and absorb their powers."
"Like Kirby?"
"No! Not like... Well, okay. A little like Kirby. But like a hardcore Kirby."
"Let's make Samus eat things and absorb their powers."
"Like Kirby?"
"No! Not like... Well, okay. A little like Kirby. But like a hardcore Kirby."
September 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Here's my other contribution to the discourse: the concept for Metroid Ravenous looks fantastic, and I hope the developers can stick the landing.
"Let's make Samus eat things and absorb their powers."
"Like Kirby?"
"No! Not like... Well, okay. A little like Kirby. But like a hardcore Kirby."
"Let's make Samus eat things and absorb their powers."
"Like Kirby?"
"No! Not like... Well, okay. A little like Kirby. But like a hardcore Kirby."