Chris Escalante
@brightdystopia.bsky.social
Voice Actor | No brain only soul | Amateur Enthusiast |Terminally Latino | he/they | GM of High Fantasy
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
[email protected]
https://bio.link/chrisescalante
[email protected]
Pinned
We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
"Figure out what you are, and be the ever-living crap out of that thing. Then find the people willing to put up with it."
- Travis Deverell
- Travis Deverell
Man... Books are the coolest. Tomes full of escapism and sprinkled with tidbits of wisdom. You never know what you're gonna read that fixes the part of your brain you struggle that hardest with, and I LOVE that.
September 18, 2026 at 2:15 AM
"Figure out what you are, and be the ever-living crap out of that thing. Then find the people willing to put up with it."
- Travis Deverell
- Travis Deverell
Man... Books are the coolest. Tomes full of escapism and sprinkled with tidbits of wisdom. You never know what you're gonna read that fixes the part of your brain you struggle that hardest with, and I LOVE that.
September 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Man... Books are the coolest. Tomes full of escapism and sprinkled with tidbits of wisdom. You never know what you're gonna read that fixes the part of your brain you struggle that hardest with, and I LOVE that.
Who woulda thought we'd all be defending Macklemore?
September 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Who woulda thought we'd all be defending Macklemore?
Google ordered to pay 425million to Class action for data privacy breaches. Million. With an M. Who. The fuck. Cares? So every gets $4.17 for the trouble? 425million is a slap on the wrist... the company could afford to lose 10,000 more cases like this before declaring bankruptcy
September 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Google ordered to pay 425million to Class action for data privacy breaches. Million. With an M. Who. The fuck. Cares? So every gets $4.17 for the trouble? 425million is a slap on the wrist... the company could afford to lose 10,000 more cases like this before declaring bankruptcy
>Be me
>Log into a Facebook for the first time in years.
>Cringe.exe
>was I really like this at 18?
>scroll through an ocean of thin blue line profile overlays
>close browser
>Log into a Facebook for the first time in years.
>Cringe.exe
>was I really like this at 18?
>scroll through an ocean of thin blue line profile overlays
>close browser
September 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
>Be me
>Log into a Facebook for the first time in years.
>Cringe.exe
>was I really like this at 18?
>scroll through an ocean of thin blue line profile overlays
>close browser
>Log into a Facebook for the first time in years.
>Cringe.exe
>was I really like this at 18?
>scroll through an ocean of thin blue line profile overlays
>close browser
HF is taking a Nuh-night for a little while. Between holidays and scheduling we're a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil eepy.
we'll be back in February
we'll be back in February
We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
September 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
HF is taking a Nuh-night for a little while. Between holidays and scheduling we're a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil eepy.
we'll be back in February
we'll be back in February
If you don't kill someone in book 1, is it even worth reading?
September 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
If you don't kill someone in book 1, is it even worth reading?
Book lines that go hard:
"You make us sound like tyrants"
"Thats the thing...you are if you want to be"
"You make us sound like tyrants"
"Thats the thing...you are if you want to be"
September 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Book lines that go hard:
"You make us sound like tyrants"
"Thats the thing...you are if you want to be"
"You make us sound like tyrants"
"Thats the thing...you are if you want to be"
SERATONIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
September 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
SERATONIIIIIIIIIIN!!!
I love when my dog does this. I wish she did it on command 🥰🫠
Gotta wait till she sleepy and then stroke her head once, and boom. Instant Smacked chops
Gotta wait till she sleepy and then stroke her head once, and boom. Instant Smacked chops
September 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I love when my dog does this. I wish she did it on command 🥰🫠
Gotta wait till she sleepy and then stroke her head once, and boom. Instant Smacked chops
Gotta wait till she sleepy and then stroke her head once, and boom. Instant Smacked chops
Hope you know your game isn't allowed to suck now. You mentioned the GOTY award sweeper and compared yourself to it. Goodluck
Baldur's Gate 3 is "a great game," but Warlock devs say their own virtual D&D experience is "very different" from Larian's RPG | GamesRadar+ share.google/K2FcuiOQOVTX...
Baldur's Gate 3 is "a great game," but Warlock devs say their own virtual D&D experience is "very different" from Larian's RPG | GamesRadar+ share.google/K2FcuiOQOVTX...
Baldur's Gate 3 is "a great game," but Warlock devs say their own virtual D&D experience is "very different" from Larian's RPG
"We're set in a different part of Dungeons and Dragons"
share.google
August 27, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Hope you know your game isn't allowed to suck now. You mentioned the GOTY award sweeper and compared yourself to it. Goodluck
Baldur's Gate 3 is "a great game," but Warlock devs say their own virtual D&D experience is "very different" from Larian's RPG | GamesRadar+ share.google/K2FcuiOQOVTX...
Baldur's Gate 3 is "a great game," but Warlock devs say their own virtual D&D experience is "very different" from Larian's RPG | GamesRadar+ share.google/K2FcuiOQOVTX...
My favorite niche internet story is the one of Emily Hopkins and Goth Egg. Tiktok paraded the insane resemblance between a professional harpist to a sex worker on the platform, they paraded so hard and SO LOUD that they've become best buds who go to ren faires together.
August 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
My favorite niche internet story is the one of Emily Hopkins and Goth Egg. Tiktok paraded the insane resemblance between a professional harpist to a sex worker on the platform, they paraded so hard and SO LOUD that they've become best buds who go to ren faires together.
Mogo doesn't socialize. LMAO
ok, Lanterns is pretty good.
ok, Lanterns is pretty good.
August 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Mogo doesn't socialize. LMAO
ok, Lanterns is pretty good.
ok, Lanterns is pretty good.
I don't have recipes.
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I work on food builds for unranked Kitchen meta
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August 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I don't have recipes.
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I work on food builds for unranked Kitchen meta
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I work on food builds for unranked Kitchen meta
Is it aspartame or aspartame?
August 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Is it aspartame or aspartame?
US BACK! WE TIME!
We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
August 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
US BACK! WE TIME!
I didn't know vets had hospitalization. Like over night? This was a hard way to find out, and I miss her already. This is gonna be a long 12 hrs
July 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I didn't know vets had hospitalization. Like over night? This was a hard way to find out, and I miss her already. This is gonna be a long 12 hrs
The movie Obsession is DEEPLY unsettling. Best horror movie of the year. I almost can't believe it was a budget film
July 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The movie Obsession is DEEPLY unsettling. Best horror movie of the year. I almost can't believe it was a budget film
POV: you're a tennis ball on the brink of death, when all of a sudden you hear "Phhhool, yur thole ith rine"
July 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
POV: you're a tennis ball on the brink of death, when all of a sudden you hear "Phhhool, yur thole ith rine"
Never anoint me with oil,
Never write me a novel,
Someone invite me to play RPGs
Never write me a novel,
Someone invite me to play RPGs
July 8, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Never anoint me with oil,
Never write me a novel,
Someone invite me to play RPGs
Never write me a novel,
Someone invite me to play RPGs
Book retail therapy
July 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Book retail therapy
The theme of the week is: no activities for me
rain rain sick sick hot hot phooey
rain rain sick sick hot hot phooey
July 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The theme of the week is: no activities for me
rain rain sick sick hot hot phooey
rain rain sick sick hot hot phooey
I wonder who else like eating edibles and then trying to roleplay? I should write a book about the benefits of roleplay therapy while sublimating with drugs. Is that a thing?
June 26, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I wonder who else like eating edibles and then trying to roleplay? I should write a book about the benefits of roleplay therapy while sublimating with drugs. Is that a thing?
We're back and feelin sleepy! 🔴
We have 1 plot hook, 3 players, & 4 active edibles digesting in our systems. It's a race against the clock & our own metabolism! find out if:
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
@chrissycrits.bsky.social falls asleep
@corndoggmcgraw.bsky.social has enough snacks
@rachypie.bsky.social sees the walls breathing
twitch.tv/BrightDystopia
June 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
We're back and feelin sleepy! 🔴
When you say "Hedge Maze" do you mean that it isn't recognized by Mazes of nobility?
June 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
When you say "Hedge Maze" do you mean that it isn't recognized by Mazes of nobility?