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Arsenal adoration from a city of palm trees and blue skies. Mostly early in the morning in a dressing gown...
Arsenal FC | Brisbane
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Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
October 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Just Big Gabby and Bruno getting on the Brazil team bus in Brissie 💕

#UPTHEARSENAL #totesemosh
September 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Are they going to re-edit the first 3 series of Ted Lasso?? AI / special effects C114y out after they're dead? Give Pep a wig??

#cheats #nuketheentiresitefromorbit #onlywaytobesure
September 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
If they had VE Day and VJ Day after WW2, can we can this VF Day? Victory for Football!

#114fc #cheatingcunts #official
September 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
GUILTY.

No more "accused of cheating on an unprecedented scale", now it's "proven to have cheated on an unprecedented scale".

Fuck them. I hope their club dies.
September 25, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Vinnie Jones in *that* episode of The Gentlemen, just astonishing, radiating character; a thin indomitable facade caging an eternity of consuming loss and malefic fury.
Perfect telly; visceral breath-stealing tension, flowing imagery... Vinnie's head vanishing like a smoky dream into the trees...
September 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Difficult one to accept; started complacently and slowly against relentless energy then couldn't find another gear, losing almost every damn duel or 50/50, 2 long shots from too much space, the midfield exhibiting unrecognisable trepidation.

Totally outplayed.

Worryingly so.

#Arsenal #BHAARS
September 20, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Judo roll.

Rolling bastards.

#Arsenal #judoroll #danger #unagi
September 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
BBC Football front page is one for the scrapbook

#LondonIsRed #Arsenal
September 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
September 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Is kicking Emi Martinez in the face the ultimate 100% completion for a game?

#Arsenal
September 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Am I living in some late-90 early-thou's emotional revenge heaven??

#Arsenal #itsnicehere
September 7, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Hot take: Arsenal won the transfer window by NOT being involved in these frankly ridiculous prices and late-transfer horseshit.

Bruno in, epic.
Tsolis, a sound Trossard replacement.
New medical peeps (fingers crossed...).
Players on the outskirts gone (Lil' Gabi *sniffle*). Ethan loaned out well.
September 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I don't get all the mad panic about selling 2/3 of The Gabis and Trossard; to let Max and Ethan in, you need to make room. Both will play more, both need to play more, as does Eze!

I get the new shiny new toy ethos, but I'd rather have stability and a pathway for our young geniuses.

#Arsenal
August 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Two 7-goal games. Teams letting in goals, everywhere.

De fence...
August 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
LASK. Sounds like a bad govt agency, dealing with bears or registering superheroes
August 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Enzo Fernández. Part latino gangster. Part Ken doll.
August 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Tottenham...

Fave moment: Sangaré fouled on 28 minutes, Tonali 100 Million (this is his new name), I think, takes a few steps then just falls over like he'd been tripped, but no-one near him

237 million spent

I do actually think the spuds are cursed, by literally ALL the witches

Lovely

#Arsenal
August 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Can't believe we let them have a shot on goal! Foggin' standards...

#ARSCOV
August 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Big Gabby's toes are going to be okay... Big Gabby's toes are going to be okay...

*starts rocking back and forth*

#Arsenal #ARSCOV #bigstampyouchies
August 21, 2026 at 7:57 PM
3 nil. Raya unbeatable. Øde imperious.

Lovely. Another chunk of silver for the cabinet.

...and Rodri's gone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

#Arsenal #PressuresOff
August 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
@arsecannonpics.bsky.social Wollongong lighthouse, NSW, Aussie, with added celebratory scarf 👍🏻
August 10, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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Feckin awesome! 🔥
August 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
As I go to sleep, all I know is, somewhere, Anne Hathaway is punching the air in celebration too
August 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Bruno G. Heavy metal.
August 8, 2026 at 11:28 AM