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Brock Henry
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Nerd. Geek. Musician. Fabulist. Professional noticer. Ken sent me.
October 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
@richardglover1.bsky.social a typo in The Mud House. Can I get a refund?
September 30, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Last two code branches have been 'rightsizing' and 'more-sizing'. Resisting temptation to call the next one 'Tom Sizemore'.

(RIP apparently. Died in 2023.)
September 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
@ratkins.net I have an ultrawide monitor. 49". I generally use it in thirds.

If a window is on the far right (no, not twitter), to use the menus I have to drive aaaaaaall the way over to the left hand side of the monitor, and then aaaaaall the way back.

Any recommendations for me?
September 28, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Mildly disappointed to find that Hamnet is not about a pig who acquires powers after being bitten by a spider.
September 21, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Thinking about competing in some Hyrox competitions. Anything I should know?
September 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This meme came up in my head a couple of days ago. A classic.
September 15, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I've been playing #Subnautica. Wanted to play it for a while, and managed to get it free via Steam. It's fun, but feels too massive. Every hour of play solves one problem and opens 12 more problems. And to solve that problem you need that thing you left back at your base.
September 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
My drug dealer said the same thing about me quitting drugs.
September 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I am so here for this.
September 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Been rowing on the rowing machine every day for a few weeks. Felt fast today, so pushed a little. 200kcal in 10 minutes. Usllu about 165kcal.

I do groups of 10 minuteses. 2 lots of 10 minutes is easier than 1 lot of 20 minutes.
September 4, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Wrote a post about my Deye / GloBird solar config. Achieving the ZeroHero peak usage restriction.

brockhenry.au/2026/09/03/g...
GloBird and Deye - Brock Henry Dot Au
Quick write-up on tuning a Deye inverter to actually hit zero grid draw during a retailer’s free/bonus period – useful if you’re on GloBird ZeroHero or a similar plan. We got solar a few years ago, an...
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September 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I read a few books about North Korea. Memoirs of people who escaped, etc. They were fed propaganda their whole lives of course, about the state of the rest of the world.

The 'deprogramming' of people who left, was to just send them out into the street, typically in South Korea.
August 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
July 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Frankly disgusted with the sequence of vowels in plateaued.
July 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I recently ran into this subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/Primer/

It's for 3 unrelated things that happen to be called Primer. A book, a movie, a game.
Primer
r/Primer
www.reddit.com
July 25, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Godzilla: King of the Monsters was the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen Holy Smoke.
July 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Ted is a diminutive form of Edward, derived from an Old English tradition of letter swapping, where the initial 'E' in Edward was replaced with a 'T' for easier pronunciation. This nickname is commonly used alongside others like Ed and Ned.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
July 24, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my kids move out of home, I'll have to do the dishwasher by myself every day. I do now, but I will then too.

(Apologies to Mitch Hedberg)
July 21, 2026 at 11:58 AM
@craigmod.com hey Craig. I just finished TBOT, which I enjoyed a lot. We visited Japan about a year ago, a typical 10 day visit to Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto. Keen to go back and visit more remote areas.
July 20, 2026 at 9:27 PM
July 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Why are licorice jelly beans mixed in with the rest of them? Even if you like licorice, they don't belong.

A similar shape, sure, but a wildly different food group.
July 13, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The day was heating up, and he was 71 hours into his 72 hour deodorant.
July 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
On the train last week, I sat opposite a guy in full motorcycle leathers. Motorcycle boots. A helmet on his lap.

"A bit of overkill for a train ride mate"

He had earbuds in, of course, falling on deaf ears.

The death of polite society.
July 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM