Big Alb 💫
@broke4everrr.bsky.social
embarking my thirties and being publicly stressed out about it. plus a teeny bit of whining about my dating woes as well as GI issues. lowkey an activist. 📍ATX
I need someone to do an impression of Toni Braxton doing the viral “thank you baby” song. Thank you so much in advance.
October 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I need someone to do an impression of Toni Braxton doing the viral “thank you baby” song. Thank you so much in advance.
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I feel a hair trim coming soon. I’ve already cut out my last row of locs and the super Skinny Minnie ones and it doesn’t look like I changed a thing, which is good. It looks a little more even and the size is more consistent.
October 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I feel a hair trim coming soon. I’ve already cut out my last row of locs and the super Skinny Minnie ones and it doesn’t look like I changed a thing, which is good. It looks a little more even and the size is more consistent.
Serious question— why is Amanda Seales widely regarded as smart? Whenever she gets into some shit, people are like ‘but she’s SO smart. this was dumb but she’s SO brilliant, usually.” What are yall referring to?
September 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Serious question— why is Amanda Seales widely regarded as smart? Whenever she gets into some shit, people are like ‘but she’s SO smart. this was dumb but she’s SO brilliant, usually.” What are yall referring to?
It’s been three years I’ve been navigating this and I’m still running to mess like this. It *sucks*.
September 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
It’s been three years I’ve been navigating this and I’m still running to mess like this. It *sucks*.
GERD has always sucked balls but let me tell you what *really* pisses me off about it— foods you used to be able to tolerate randomly make you feel like crap while you’re eating it. So now you’re out of a “safe” food and it winds up going to waste. That is SO ass.
September 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
GERD has always sucked balls but let me tell you what *really* pisses me off about it— foods you used to be able to tolerate randomly make you feel like crap while you’re eating it. So now you’re out of a “safe” food and it winds up going to waste. That is SO ass.
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reminder that this page is not a safe space for fans of r. kelly, tory lanez, chris brown, drake, or nicki minaj. please feel free to block me.
December 15, 2024 at 8:51 PM
reminder that this page is not a safe space for fans of r. kelly, tory lanez, chris brown, drake, or nicki minaj. please feel free to block me.
girl I am not excited for this holiday season. my aunt is the only one who really did all that celebrating and she done took her damn things and slid to the other side of life. rude, but okay.
September 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
girl I am not excited for this holiday season. my aunt is the only one who really did all that celebrating and she done took her damn things and slid to the other side of life. rude, but okay.
we got so into the habit of telling people that folks dying on their behalf wasn’t their fault that we even say that to messy people. sometimes it IS their fault.
September 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
we got so into the habit of telling people that folks dying on their behalf wasn’t their fault that we even say that to messy people. sometimes it IS their fault.
girl I’m good at what I know how to make but for some reason every time I try to something fancy with wontons it’s a fail lmao. I’m finna go back to treating it like chips
September 24, 2026 at 5:45 AM
girl I’m good at what I know how to make but for some reason every time I try to something fancy with wontons it’s a fail lmao. I’m finna go back to treating it like chips
I’ve been confusing Cyndi Lauper and Cindy Crawford for last two damn weeks. Girl! 🤭 imagine my surprise when I saw that Cindy Crawford’s wiki page doesn’t even MENTION her (nonexistent) singing career.
September 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’ve been confusing Cyndi Lauper and Cindy Crawford for last two damn weeks. Girl! 🤭 imagine my surprise when I saw that Cindy Crawford’s wiki page doesn’t even MENTION her (nonexistent) singing career.
my notifications look like I’m a damn influencer, but whatever I say is usually hilarious so it’s all “likes” 🤭 I fear I may not be tapping into my full potential as a content creator lol.
September 21, 2026 at 8:20 PM
my notifications look like I’m a damn influencer, but whatever I say is usually hilarious so it’s all “likes” 🤭 I fear I may not be tapping into my full potential as a content creator lol.
in all my favorite pictures of me, my face was puffier because I was eating more trash. my body can’t tolerate most of what I was eating, so I’m healthier which is great… but I need to get my face round again STAT!!! What do I do?!
Elderly Woman Gesturing in Courtroom
ALT: Elderly Woman Gesturing in Courtroom
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September 21, 2026 at 5:23 AM
in all my favorite pictures of me, my face was puffier because I was eating more trash. my body can’t tolerate most of what I was eating, so I’m healthier which is great… but I need to get my face round again STAT!!! What do I do?!
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The right always talmbout strength and masculinity, while I have never seen a bigger group of bitches in all my days—from your leader down to the last voter
Fuck all y’all
Fuck all y’all
September 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The right always talmbout strength and masculinity, while I have never seen a bigger group of bitches in all my days—from your leader down to the last voter
Fuck all y’all
Fuck all y’all
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Aye man, FUCK CANCER.
September 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Aye man, FUCK CANCER.
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They are never going to get angry enough to do anything because that’s not the strategy. They are willing to die slower to make sure you die first.
September 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
They are never going to get angry enough to do anything because that’s not the strategy. They are willing to die slower to make sure you die first.
🤭 I’m not sure why I’m so happy. I think it’s because I had candy today.
September 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
🤭 I’m not sure why I’m so happy. I think it’s because I had candy today.
girl ever since I tasted coconut aminos I put the shit on everything. 🤭
September 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
girl ever since I tasted coconut aminos I put the shit on everything. 🤭
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Ed Sheeran bitch ass lost all his opening acts. Good.
September 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Ed Sheeran bitch ass lost all his opening acts. Good.
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getting stomped out by Macklemore and Ms. Rachel in the same day is some shit you would've read about only on Tumblr or Wattpad if this were still a reasonable space-time continuum.
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
getting stomped out by Macklemore and Ms. Rachel in the same day is some shit you would've read about only on Tumblr or Wattpad if this were still a reasonable space-time continuum.
Thank YOU. I’m so sick of these damn birds asking us when we’re gonna let go of what happened to Rihanna and Karrueche. Seems to me that they’re the ones who can’t get past it because that’s not even what we’re talking about half the time 🤭
You don’t even have to go back that far. Chris Brown committed a crime this year 😂
September 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Thank YOU. I’m so sick of these damn birds asking us when we’re gonna let go of what happened to Rihanna and Karrueche. Seems to me that they’re the ones who can’t get past it because that’s not even what we’re talking about half the time 🤭
Jasmine… ma’am.
Tyra Banks
ALT: Tyra Banks
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September 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Jasmine… ma’am.
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We aint finna let nobody call us monkeys let alone yall! We will beat your ass!
September 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
We aint finna let nobody call us monkeys let alone yall! We will beat your ass!
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us, and WE do not tolerate disrespect by people who are only here through our work. We dont tolerate it from them so we dont know what makes yall think we will tolerate it from yall. Yall not getting shit w/o us because THEY DONT OWE YOU SHIT WITHOUT US.
September 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
us, and WE do not tolerate disrespect by people who are only here through our work. We dont tolerate it from them so we dont know what makes yall think we will tolerate it from yall. Yall not getting shit w/o us because THEY DONT OWE YOU SHIT WITHOUT US.
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That clip from Van articulates very well what Black Americans have been saying. Your experience as an immigrant and/or a POC does not compare to ours. These white people OWE US SOMETHING. They dont owe yall shit. Your payment is getting to come here which WE secured. You are never going to skip
September 12, 2026 at 8:24 PM
That clip from Van articulates very well what Black Americans have been saying. Your experience as an immigrant and/or a POC does not compare to ours. These white people OWE US SOMETHING. They dont owe yall shit. Your payment is getting to come here which WE secured. You are never going to skip