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Weird! This ICE Agent’s Dates Never Return From the Bathroom Right After He Explains What He Does for Work
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Weird! This ICE Agent’s Dates Never Return From the Bathroom Right After He Explains What He Does for Work
Modern dating is hard, even hellish a majority of the time. The emotional labor of countless swiping and dead ends on dating... Continue this tale
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September 23, 2026 at 1:01 AM
What happens to them?
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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3000-u-s-troops-on-beer-run/
September 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3000-u-s-troops-on-beer-run/
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“Hold still, R2—we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago.” — George Lucas
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Cursing himself for ever thinking “this museum thing” was a good idea, a frantic George Lucas was reportedly hosing a wasp nest out of R2-D2 Monday ahead of the public opening of his n...
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September 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Hold still, R2—we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago.” — George Lucas
Reminded me to grow some grass for my cats
In a 2025 study, researchers show the grass species felines eat tend to be jagged and covered in spikelike projections. That allows them to latch onto intestinal hairballs, the team proposes, potentially helping cats dislodge them.
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September 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Reminded me to grow some grass for my cats
You know #JimmiSimpson and #RichardBrake will be the father and son in the inevitable movie about these events
September 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
You know #JimmiSimpson and #RichardBrake will be the father and son in the inevitable movie about these events
We ask for so little
September 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
We ask for so little
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Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour https://theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-introduces-sock-puppets-that-will-open-for-him-on-tour/
September 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour https://theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-introduces-sock-puppets-that-will-open-for-him-on-tour/
Wrasslers 🔥🩷#ProWrestlers #WomensDivision
September 17, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Wrasslers 🔥🩷#ProWrestlers #WomensDivision
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Rob Schneider Files for Relevancy
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Rob Schneider Files for Relevancy
WASHINGTON — Rob Schneider, once the famed pariah of SNL and star of such classic films as ‘Deuce Bigalow’ and ‘The Hot Chick,’ filed... Continue this tale
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September 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Rob Schneider Files for Relevancy
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Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
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Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
JUPITER, Fla. — Human rights champion and all-around good guy, Robert Kraft, responded to Macklemore’s controversial pro-Palestinian views by demanding the artist’s... Continue reading this gem
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September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
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Ranked: Every MCU Hero’s Excuse for Not Preventing 9/11
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Ranked: Every MCU Hero’s Excuse for Not Preventing 9/11
The Avengers: Earth’s mightiest heroes, super-powered beings dedicated to using their extraordinary gifts to protect the Earth. And on September 11th, 2001,... Read more nonsense
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September 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Ranked: Every MCU Hero’s Excuse for Not Preventing 9/11
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September 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I’ve said this before but I really think the next #JurassicWorld movie needs a #JoeRogan analogue character who tries to invent & use some kind of DinoJiuJitsu & he ends up getting eaten or gored live on his podcast #MovieIdeas
September 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I’ve said this before but I really think the next #JurassicWorld movie needs a #JoeRogan analogue character who tries to invent & use some kind of DinoJiuJitsu & he ends up getting eaten or gored live on his podcast #MovieIdeas
If she was around and did this shoot while I was in high school, it would’ve been legendary #SydneySweeney
September 10, 2026 at 12:19 PM
If she was around and did this shoot while I was in high school, it would’ve been legendary #SydneySweeney
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Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.
September 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.
Lord Help Us .. Whew!! #alexfacts #airplane #fart #funny
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September 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Conservative Religious Parents Who Banned Harry Potter Books in the 2000s Now Wholeheartedly Embrace J.K. Rowling
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Conservative Religious Parents Who Banned Harry Potter Books in the 2000s Now Wholeheartedly Embrace J.K. Rowling
STAUNTON, Va. — Local board members at Staunton’s Green Hills of Grace Church are vocally championing J.K. Rowling, despite enforcing a household... Read the full masterpiece
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September 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Conservative Religious Parents Who Banned Harry Potter Books in the 2000s Now Wholeheartedly Embrace J.K. Rowling
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September 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Great thing about being bald is, I can never get a hairline fracture because I ain’t got no hearline!
September 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Great thing about being bald is, I can never get a hairline fracture because I ain’t got no hearline!
September 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Classic Toledo commercial: Smoking Santa
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September 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Nice
Giving mice psilocybin before chemotherapy protected them against nerve damage and pain without interfering with the treatment itself, according to a new study.
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September 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Gotta pretend we don’t know
Police Department Reminded to Not Wear White Hoods After Labor Day
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Police Department Reminded to Not Wear White Hoods After Labor Day
MILWAUKEE — Milwaukee Chief of Police Roger Brooks held a department-wide meeting today to remind his officers not to wear their white... Continue reading this gem
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September 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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