Annual Glastonbury panic on a Sunday morning
October 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Annual Glastonbury panic on a Sunday morning
AI music is so wank. Give us more Boom Boom Pow you stupid robots!
September 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
AI music is so wank. Give us more Boom Boom Pow you stupid robots!
She's up all night to get some,
I'm up all night because I drank 6 cups of tea past 6pm and don't want to wet the bed.
I'm up all night because I drank 6 cups of tea past 6pm and don't want to wet the bed.
September 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
She's up all night to get some,
I'm up all night because I drank 6 cups of tea past 6pm and don't want to wet the bed.
I'm up all night because I drank 6 cups of tea past 6pm and don't want to wet the bed.
I knew I recognised the background in BBC Newsnight
September 17, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I knew I recognised the background in BBC Newsnight
I don't want a boxy fit I'm not a box!!!
September 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I don't want a boxy fit I'm not a box!!!
AI photos absolutely consuming Vinted
September 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
AI photos absolutely consuming Vinted
Why are Directors always Cut?
September 14, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Why are Directors always Cut?
The Rest Is Entertainment
The Rest Is Politics
The Rest Is History
The Rest Is Up My Bum
The Rest Is Money
The Rest Is Politics
The Rest Is History
The Rest Is Up My Bum
The Rest Is Money
September 11, 2026 at 6:17 AM
The Rest Is Entertainment
The Rest Is Politics
The Rest Is History
The Rest Is Up My Bum
The Rest Is Money
The Rest Is Politics
The Rest Is History
The Rest Is Up My Bum
The Rest Is Money
Using Chatgpt to see you'd look like a fucking loser on the 80s is really something
September 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Using Chatgpt to see you'd look like a fucking loser on the 80s is really something
In a world of RuPaul's Drag Race we lost Foals and that's just a thing.
September 8, 2026 at 9:11 PM
In a world of RuPaul's Drag Race we lost Foals and that's just a thing.
My insta feed is 50% kids first day at school and 50% hole.
September 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
My insta feed is 50% kids first day at school and 50% hole.
Big Friday night in this house
August 28, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Big Friday night in this house
Why post pictures of yourself at 21 when you could post pictures of yourself on all fours?
August 22, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Why post pictures of yourself at 21 when you could post pictures of yourself on all fours?
Agnes' Lovesong but it's called Gangbang.
LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING GANGBANGS BY MYSELF, BY MYSELF.
LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING GANGBANGS BY MYSELF, BY MYSELF.
August 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Agnes' Lovesong but it's called Gangbang.
LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING GANGBANGS BY MYSELF, BY MYSELF.
LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING GANGBANGS BY MYSELF, BY MYSELF.
Fellas on the train home who are besties clearly don't realize that they're actually deeply in love and would run through an airport for one another and THATS Britain.
August 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Fellas on the train home who are besties clearly don't realize that they're actually deeply in love and would run through an airport for one another and THATS Britain.
We've got to stop global warming!!!
Since the summer solstice, London has lost 1 hour 40 minutes of daylight.
Next week daylength will be comparable to late April. We're losing 23 minutes every week.
Next week daylength will be comparable to late April. We're losing 23 minutes every week.
August 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
We've got to stop global warming!!!
Finished a really good book so now I need to read some dick wank trashery to reslop my brain so the next in the series stretches me.
August 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Finished a really good book so now I need to read some dick wank trashery to reslop my brain so the next in the series stretches me.
Florence Welch in 2018
i can’t satisfy the hunger OMG
August 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Florence Welch in 2018
Playing the saxophone must be hard because Careless Whisper peaked the instrument.
July 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Playing the saxophone must be hard because Careless Whisper peaked the instrument.
What's with all this custard cream hype when bourbons are clearly superior?
July 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
What's with all this custard cream hype when bourbons are clearly superior?
Beans on Toast tramp stamp?
July 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Beans on Toast tramp stamp?