Bryant West
@bswest5.bsky.social
🏀 Writer at @thekingsherald. Saint Mary’s alumni. [email protected]
My experience flying across Europe
September 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
My experience flying across Europe
On a flight - a few seats in front of us, something is dripping from the luggage compartment on a dude, and instead of calling for assistance he just keeps wiping the drips off the overhang with a napkin. I have no idea why he’s just accepting this. Truly a modern day flying Sisyphus.
September 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
On a flight - a few seats in front of us, something is dripping from the luggage compartment on a dude, and instead of calling for assistance he just keeps wiping the drips off the overhang with a napkin. I have no idea why he’s just accepting this. Truly a modern day flying Sisyphus.
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Surely there’s nothing concerning about multiple NBA franchises being flipped this month.
August 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Surely there’s nothing concerning about multiple NBA franchises being flipped this month.
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Every day is another announcement about how mRNA vaccines can cure cancer and every day is another day of the lackeys of the richest people whom ever existed trying to convince you vaccines are the greatest threat to human history.
Wonder why they’re doing that.
Wonder why they’re doing that.
August 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Every day is another announcement about how mRNA vaccines can cure cancer and every day is another day of the lackeys of the richest people whom ever existed trying to convince you vaccines are the greatest threat to human history.
Wonder why they’re doing that.
Wonder why they’re doing that.
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Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
August 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
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These guys are going to be so mad when they find out that the movie’s core theme is the cost to society when desire to win supplants human decency
the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane
July 21, 2026 at 6:17 PM
These guys are going to be so mad when they find out that the movie’s core theme is the cost to society when desire to win supplants human decency
I thought a rat had been eating at our tomatoes so I set up a rat trap that hasn’t ever failed us and slapped a glob of peanut butter.
30 minutes later I watched a squirrel completely swipe that peanut butter away without setting off the trap, which went off the moment I touched it
Ninja squirrels
30 minutes later I watched a squirrel completely swipe that peanut butter away without setting off the trap, which went off the moment I touched it
Ninja squirrels
July 23, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I thought a rat had been eating at our tomatoes so I set up a rat trap that hasn’t ever failed us and slapped a glob of peanut butter.
30 minutes later I watched a squirrel completely swipe that peanut butter away without setting off the trap, which went off the moment I touched it
Ninja squirrels
30 minutes later I watched a squirrel completely swipe that peanut butter away without setting off the trap, which went off the moment I touched it
Ninja squirrels
It’s hardly the best one but “Oh my god! I’m a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about the Capital Gains Tax!” sticks with me.
What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head?
Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
July 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s hardly the best one but “Oh my god! I’m a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about the Capital Gains Tax!” sticks with me.
Roller Coaster Tycoon! My first and eternal video game love
Name a videogame you've played for 1100 hours.
July 18, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Roller Coaster Tycoon! My first and eternal video game love
A dude has to grow potatoes in his own shit
July 18, 2026 at 4:15 AM
A dude has to grow potatoes in his own shit
My biggest Summer League takes
- Holy shit is Acuff gonna be good
- Holy shit do I like Emanuel Sharp
- Holy shit get Marquel Sutton an actual deal ASAP
- Holy shit is Acuff gonna be good
- Holy shit do I like Emanuel Sharp
- Holy shit get Marquel Sutton an actual deal ASAP
July 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
My biggest Summer League takes
- Holy shit is Acuff gonna be good
- Holy shit do I like Emanuel Sharp
- Holy shit get Marquel Sutton an actual deal ASAP
- Holy shit is Acuff gonna be good
- Holy shit do I like Emanuel Sharp
- Holy shit get Marquel Sutton an actual deal ASAP
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lupita nyong’o started a (flame) war over her looks, thus proving unequivocally that she is the correct choice to play helen of troy
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey restricts social media comments amid backlash over 'woke' casting trib.al/Af8pEyY
Christopher Nolan's Odyssey restricts online comments amid backlash
A segment of fans erupted in outrage over the hiring of black performers Lupita Nyong'o , Zendaya and Travis Scott in an adaptation of a Greek epic.
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July 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
lupita nyong’o started a (flame) war over her looks, thus proving unequivocally that she is the correct choice to play helen of troy
Imagine going back to 2018 and telling the basketball world “The Wizards will have Anthony Davis and DeAndre Ayton together in 8 seasons”
July 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Imagine going back to 2018 and telling the basketball world “The Wizards will have Anthony Davis and DeAndre Ayton together in 8 seasons”
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ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.
July 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.
@teamziller.bsky.social wrote this genius line this morning in GMIB about the Jaylen Brown trade… and Bill Simmons just said on his live pod that he was actually having a colonoscopy yesterday when the trade happened. The basketball gods are fucking hilarious.
July 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
@teamziller.bsky.social wrote this genius line this morning in GMIB about the Jaylen Brown trade… and Bill Simmons just said on his live pod that he was actually having a colonoscopy yesterday when the trade happened. The basketball gods are fucking hilarious.
Death, taxes, and the Lakers making massive overpays in free agency
July 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Death, taxes, and the Lakers making massive overpays in free agency
Super (Old) Team
So what are we calling this team?
• The Expendables
• Olden State Warriors
• The Golden State Girls
• Golden Years
• Unlikely
• The Expendables
• Olden State Warriors
• The Golden State Girls
• Golden Years
• Unlikely
June 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Super (Old) Team
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The kings have made a lot worse draft picks than Devin Carter but they’ve never made a more inexplicable one
The Sacramento Kings are trading guard Devin Carter and a future second-round pick to the Atlanta Hawks, sources tell ESPN.
June 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The kings have made a lot worse draft picks than Devin Carter but they’ve never made a more inexplicable one
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Thank god Vivek loved this guy and ruined the team for multiple years over it.
June 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Thank god Vivek loved this guy and ruined the team for multiple years over it.
I sure didn’t feel any earthquake
June 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I sure didn’t feel any earthquake
Darius Acuff should wear #55 for the Kings
June 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Darius Acuff should wear #55 for the Kings
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No ai was used in the creation of this exclusive image of Acuff in a Kings jersey.
June 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
No ai was used in the creation of this exclusive image of Acuff in a Kings jersey.
Wolverine's Intense LFG Roar
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June 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Mikel Brown is officially my dude. But I’ll be thrilled with Darius Acuff or Kingston Flemings.
Good morning. Who do you want the Kings to pick at 7 today?
June 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Mikel Brown is officially my dude. But I’ll be thrilled with Darius Acuff or Kingston Flemings.