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tanka jahari
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1% evil, 99% hot gas
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bring back those 1950’s housewife drugs that get you so high you start putting ham in jello
not drinking has me staring at the wall at 4 am cause I can’t sleep
October 2, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I started this tonight and lowkey it’s freaking me out lol
October 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Mike is making me go to the library to get a library card bc I spend so much on books and while I support and love the library I can’t explain my autism to him in the sense that I hate knowing other people have read the book I’m holding 😭😭😭
October 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
me casually asking my sister if I can come over this weekend and sniff my nephew
October 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I really need an option to be put into a coma during the week of my period
October 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Give me all the fall crafts!!!!
October 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Season finale of Ted Lasso has me crying like a big fat baby
October 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
as someone with high anxiety it’s so nice being with someone who doesn’t have it bc wdym I can tell u every irrational thought I’ve ever heard and you can answer rationally and not send yourself into a spiral
September 29, 2026 at 11:08 PM
living in a timeline where women go to jail for having an abortion but 7 men who rape a woman only write an essay to “think about what they did” is actually insane
September 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Is anyone else watching the UFC fights rn?? Did that guy just fucking die wtf
September 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Live look of me patiently waiting for my nephew to be born
Oceansjonas Monkey Using a Smartphone
ALT: Oceansjonas Monkey Using a Smartphone
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September 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
so excited for this pear cobbler !!!! 🤤
September 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THESE NEW TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS ASAP
September 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
4 new Taylor swift songs tomorrow, Vermont weekend AND I’m becoming an aunt again on Sunday!!! Best weekend ever 🥰🤩
September 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Are these still considered healthy if I eat the whole bag???
September 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Every neurologist I’ve called doesn’t have appts for a new patient until NEXT YEAR wtf
September 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
We’re going to Vermont this weekend and all I can think about is the numerous maple creemees I’m going to consume
September 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
we just finished watching Tony and damn, I miss Anthony Bourdain like a mf
September 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I actually turn into a human garbage can when buffalo chicken dip is around
September 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Who let us get wine drunk and take selfies
September 20, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Welp my vertigo is back, I’m out of work until at least the end of the month AND now I have to go see a neurologist 🫠😩
September 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I have finally gone down the Angine de Poitrine rabbit hole and I think I love them
September 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Is this finally the demise of Ed Sheeran? Cause thank fuck, I never liked that weird lil ginger anyway
September 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Brown butter apple fritter focaccia going in 🫡 will report back in 23-25 mins
September 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I just went to the dr for my vertigo and he did an Epley maneuver on me and holy moly what a crazy and scary sensation but I’m not dizzy for the first time in almost a week 🥲😮‍💨
September 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM