Buffy LeBuffs
@buffylebuffs.bsky.social
I like cats. I also like dogs. I am mostly tolerant of humans. 🏴🇪🇺🏳️🌈
It's hilarious how people will reply on social media as if you actually give a shit about their opinions or existence, like they're not just pixels on a screen 😂
September 29, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It's hilarious how people will reply on social media as if you actually give a shit about their opinions or existence, like they're not just pixels on a screen 😂
In the name of all that's holy, would the bats outside my window please stop having loud and exceedingly squeaky sex! This is not the sweet music I was promised of the creatures of the night!
September 29, 2026 at 7:53 PM
In the name of all that's holy, would the bats outside my window please stop having loud and exceedingly squeaky sex! This is not the sweet music I was promised of the creatures of the night!
Everything about the British pension thing tells me that nobody in Britain knows how the pension works, which largely confirms my opinion that everyone is thick as fuck and Armageddon would only be a good thing.
September 29, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Everything about the British pension thing tells me that nobody in Britain knows how the pension works, which largely confirms my opinion that everyone is thick as fuck and Armageddon would only be a good thing.
I fully appreciate that our Range Rover driving overlords would like you to see it otherwise, but nicking red diesel from farmers isn't actually any more of a terrorist act than sitting in Trafalgar Square with a sign condemning genocide and child murder. Just FYI.
September 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I fully appreciate that our Range Rover driving overlords would like you to see it otherwise, but nicking red diesel from farmers isn't actually any more of a terrorist act than sitting in Trafalgar Square with a sign condemning genocide and child murder. Just FYI.
I think the Fairford affair has actually done something quite remarkable, in that both the left and right are united in not believing a word of the pish we're currently being deluged with.
September 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I think the Fairford affair has actually done something quite remarkable, in that both the left and right are united in not believing a word of the pish we're currently being deluged with.
Ah, what better way to wake up on a Saturday morning than with paramedics trying to break down your front door because Google phoned them and said you'd stopped breathing. I'm both near having a heart attack, and also wishing I was actually dead and the ground would swallow me.
September 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Ah, what better way to wake up on a Saturday morning than with paramedics trying to break down your front door because Google phoned them and said you'd stopped breathing. I'm both near having a heart attack, and also wishing I was actually dead and the ground would swallow me.
Dolly yesterday, Tim Curry today. What a week.
Single Candle Burning in the Dark
ALT: Single Candle Burning in the Dark
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August 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Dolly yesterday, Tim Curry today. What a week.
Last week's news, I know, but I still thought it was funny 😂
August 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Last week's news, I know, but I still thought it was funny 😂
Just saw a post saying Scots are very emotionally open people who are always cuddling and kissing their mates and checking in on them. What in the name of Calvin?! Maybe when we're pissed as fuck for the eighth solid day on holiday, but not sober at home in Scotland!
June 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Just saw a post saying Scots are very emotionally open people who are always cuddling and kissing their mates and checking in on them. What in the name of Calvin?! Maybe when we're pissed as fuck for the eighth solid day on holiday, but not sober at home in Scotland!
Actually we're all desperately trying to keep the warmth of nature out of our homes at the moment thanks.
June 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Actually we're all desperately trying to keep the warmth of nature out of our homes at the moment thanks.
I see from my timeline that Phase 1 of the Scots' invasion of the US has been a complete success, with grateful New Englanders offering no resistance. Floridians, prepare yourselves for glorious liberation!
#WorldCup
#WorldCup
June 22, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I see from my timeline that Phase 1 of the Scots' invasion of the US has been a complete success, with grateful New Englanders offering no resistance. Floridians, prepare yourselves for glorious liberation!
#WorldCup
#WorldCup
I don't know if Burnham would be any good, but "he's not been an MP for 9 years" means what? What in the Commons has changed in the last 9y - apart from the PM? "Oh no, the price of champagne & lobster in the subsidised bar is up 0.5%, how will I run the country!" Get a fucking grip.
June 22, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I don't know if Burnham would be any good, but "he's not been an MP for 9 years" means what? What in the Commons has changed in the last 9y - apart from the PM? "Oh no, the price of champagne & lobster in the subsidised bar is up 0.5%, how will I run the country!" Get a fucking grip.
I don't want a Tory or Reform government, but Starmer was a stealth authoritarian. Forcing digital ID, forced people to hand over their ID to dodgy companies to get online, the crime bill that gives police the right to break into your home without a warrant...
June 22, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I don't want a Tory or Reform government, but Starmer was a stealth authoritarian. Forcing digital ID, forced people to hand over their ID to dodgy companies to get online, the crime bill that gives police the right to break into your home without a warrant...
Happy Captain Picard Day to those who celebrate. I have a feeling he'd have some things to say about certain people of 21st century Earth.
June 16, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Happy Captain Picard Day to those who celebrate. I have a feeling he'd have some things to say about certain people of 21st century Earth.
I had the pleasure of speaking to Jon Snow a few times professionally. Exceptionally polite and warm, though he did briefly pause once to tell someone to shut the fuck up because he was trying to have a conversation 😂 Hey, we're all human! I sincerely wish him all the best.
Former Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow has Alzheimer's disease
Former Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow has Alzheimer's disease
Former Channel 4 News presenter Jon Snow has been living with Alzheimer's disease, the Alzheimer's Society has said.
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June 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I had the pleasure of speaking to Jon Snow a few times professionally. Exceptionally polite and warm, though he did briefly pause once to tell someone to shut the fuck up because he was trying to have a conversation 😂 Hey, we're all human! I sincerely wish him all the best.
I've begun a strict policy of immediately blocking anyone who posts obvious, cheap rage bait on social media. I'm only about an hour in, & nearly every post I've seen has resulted in a block. I think everyone should do this - starve them to death until it's just nice people left.
June 5, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I've begun a strict policy of immediately blocking anyone who posts obvious, cheap rage bait on social media. I'm only about an hour in, & nearly every post I've seen has resulted in a block. I think everyone should do this - starve them to death until it's just nice people left.
May 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
May 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Honestly, to watch ATDP the whole lot of them are such hypocritical wankers.
"Oh she's a manipulator. We're such good friends."
"Disgusting behaviour. Yeah I was at her birthday."
"He was vile. Yeah you've gotta stand by your mates."
Enjoy your 15min on the Z-list 💁🏼♂️
#MAFSAU
"Oh she's a manipulator. We're such good friends."
"Disgusting behaviour. Yeah I was at her birthday."
"He was vile. Yeah you've gotta stand by your mates."
Enjoy your 15min on the Z-list 💁🏼♂️
#MAFSAU
May 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Honestly, to watch ATDP the whole lot of them are such hypocritical wankers.
"Oh she's a manipulator. We're such good friends."
"Disgusting behaviour. Yeah I was at her birthday."
"He was vile. Yeah you've gotta stand by your mates."
Enjoy your 15min on the Z-list 💁🏼♂️
#MAFSAU
"Oh she's a manipulator. We're such good friends."
"Disgusting behaviour. Yeah I was at her birthday."
"He was vile. Yeah you've gotta stand by your mates."
Enjoy your 15min on the Z-list 💁🏼♂️
#MAFSAU
Everyone seems to have Scott painted as a saint -and to be fair, in contrast to Gia Satan would look pretty good - but here he's sat saying how he's Danny's mate and half excusing what an utter shit he is. A man's known by the company he keeps.
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
May 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Everyone seems to have Scott painted as a saint -and to be fair, in contrast to Gia Satan would look pretty good - but here he's sat saying how he's Danny's mate and half excusing what an utter shit he is. A man's known by the company he keeps.
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
Oh give it a rest Alissa, you can't play the victim claiming you were falling for him, felt betrayed and blindsided at final vows - everyone has seen the footage of you getting ready and in the car on the way getting off on the idea of dumping him on TV 🙄
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
May 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Oh give it a rest Alissa, you can't play the victim claiming you were falling for him, felt betrayed and blindsided at final vows - everyone has seen the footage of you getting ready and in the car on the way getting off on the idea of dumping him on TV 🙄
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
Bec is a lot of negative things, but I don't think she's as delusional as maybe she came across to some people. There were definitely signs with Danny that an emotionally mature person would've seen, but he also put in a lot of work to string her along.
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
May 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Bec is a lot of negative things, but I don't think she's as delusional as maybe she came across to some people. There were definitely signs with Danny that an emotionally mature person would've seen, but he also put in a lot of work to string her along.
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
FFS stop trying to push Steven and Rachel together, he doesn't want her! He's never wanted her! He's just a fucking wuss who went along with the pressure for a quiet life.
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
May 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
FFS stop trying to push Steven and Rachel together, he doesn't want her! He's never wanted her! He's just a fucking wuss who went along with the pressure for a quiet life.
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAU
May 13, 2026 at 8:02 PM
May 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM