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Chris B
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Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I'm sorry).

Humans good, fascism bad, fuck ICE, free Palestine. Cat lover.

Bots get blocked.
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September 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
This is not the most efficient keyboard I've used.
September 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If you suck so bad that you lost an election to an orange apocalypse monster, the takeaway shouldn't be that you deserve another turn.
September 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Jesus! This is the kind of science that inevitably ends with a human centipede.
NEEDLE IN THE EYE

“Isaac Newton once performed an optical experiment on himself.

He placed a blunt bodkin between his eye and the surrounding bone and pressed near the back of the eye.

He reported seeing white, dark and colored circles while investigating vision and light.”
September 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
The snow leopards ate my snow face!
Snow leopards in the Gilgit Baltistan region of Northern Pakistan: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
September 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Against Medicare for All, won't abolish ICE, against the Green New Deal, but super hunky-dory with genocide.

So basically, same-old same-old center-right twattery that delivered us, gift-wrapped, to right-wing fascists in the first place.

Stop trying to make Ossoff happen.
September 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I read these criticisms of Hasan's statements in that Axios interview and, to the last, they are arguing with things that he literally did not say.

I can't even say that they're deliberately missing any nuance; he said what he said in terms that anybody who *listened* could easily understand.
September 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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deal
JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says Strait of Hormuz will remain closed until President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu are removed from power.
September 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
September 18, 2026 at 5:05 AM
For McConnell to return to work as a zombie when his retirement is four months from now is clearly just a show, for an audience of... WHO, exactly?
September 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
It's the question everybody's asking!
September 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
When Robert Kraft said that he wasn't offended by what Macklemore said but by the way that Macklemore said it, the "way" in question was "out loud."
September 18, 2026 at 1:33 AM
We have concentration camps, we have a Gestapo, we're invading countries right and left, and we are active participants in a genocide. No, nothing like Nazi Germany at all.
Yep. The US is still far away from Nazi Germany, but we are getting a lesson in how Working Toward the Fürher operates, or fails to operate. Maybe even more dysfunctional because this particular Fürher is no longer has even brief flashes of lucidity.
One thing that I think about a lot is in “Wages of Destruction” Tooze describes how the Third Reich didn’t really have a theory about public policy or the economy. They limped from crisis to crisis their entire existence finding emergency stop-gaps to achieve short term priorities.
September 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Rejected photo from his Vanity Fair spread.
September 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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If you’re getting a cat, please realize that cat beds take up a lot of space.
September 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Wasn't the wackadoo conspiracy theory always that the government was doing the chemtrails?

Did no one bother to inform Dead Kennedy Jr. that he IS the government?
RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
September 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Holy shit.

Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined.

"I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports."

This is getting out of control.
September 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Not only is it correct, it's a dramatic underselling of how much terrorism the US does. It's like saying the Pacific Ocean holds more water than a fishing pond.
September 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
These are dark days for Hal Jordan fans.
September 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
As much as I'm sick of the hit pieces on Hasan Piker, I'm equally sick of the 'reasonable' Dem hot take, "Yes, Hasan's a piece of shit but the hit pieces are a distraction."

He's actually a pretty great guy who's doing good things in the world, and his politics are better than yours, you dipshit.
September 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Ed Sheeran's having second thoughts about the timing of the release of his new single, "I'm in Love With Both Sides of You."
September 17, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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It was confirmed yesterday that the centre left coalition won the election in Sweden

As predicted, with the far right performing poorly, coverage has almost entirely vanished from international media
You may be relieved but spare a thought for so many editors in the mainstream media who were hoping to run hyping headlines about the far right winning in Sweden

As always when SD is hyped and ends up crashing, I expect Swedish politics will drop off the radar as it's no longer sexy enough
Sweden, Novus exit poll:

Seat projection national parliament

S-S&D: 101 (-6)
SD-ECR: 66 (-7)
M-EPP: 62 (-6)
C-RE: 32 (+8)
MP-G/EFA: 25 (+7)
V-LEFT: 24
KD-EPP: 21 (+2)
L-RE: 18 (+2)

+/- vs. Last election result

➤ europeelects.eu/sweden
September 17, 2026 at 10:02 AM
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Israel has 90 nuclear war heads.

Iran has none.

Iran has allowed a plethora of nuclear weapon IAEA investigations.

Israel has never had an investigation.

Iran is a signatory of NPT.

Israel refused to sign.

Don’t eat the BS.

🛑🛑🛑
March 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
A fun power would be the ability to erase Donald Trump from all history and memory, leaving him penniless and forgotten. The ultimate punishment for an avaricious narcissist.
September 17, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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translation: telling trans people 'enjoy the camps' is not an actionable form of harassment but multiple people yelling at that person for saying it constitutes harassment and they will be suspended.

oh hey look at that, /accidentally/ you've created a ruling which says only the trannies get banned
September 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM