Busiaco
@busia.co
Back when I lived on a lily pad, I couldn't wait to be a city frog... and yeah, the city taught me how to hop, but I forgot how to swim.
November 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Back when I lived on a lily pad, I couldn't wait to be a city frog... and yeah, the city taught me how to hop, but I forgot how to swim.
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Me: once we make it to the grand library, we’ll be two chambers from the Duke’s inner sanctum. Cremshaw, we’re counting on you to distract the palace guard.
My buddy Cremshaw who considers himself a male squirter: Piece of cake, They’ve probably never even seen a male squirter before
My buddy Cremshaw who considers himself a male squirter: Piece of cake, They’ve probably never even seen a male squirter before
November 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Me: once we make it to the grand library, we’ll be two chambers from the Duke’s inner sanctum. Cremshaw, we’re counting on you to distract the palace guard.
My buddy Cremshaw who considers himself a male squirter: Piece of cake, They’ve probably never even seen a male squirter before
My buddy Cremshaw who considers himself a male squirter: Piece of cake, They’ve probably never even seen a male squirter before
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just saw a mummy fall into the river the current was moving pretty fast and with all those bandages i don’t think he’s gonna make it
November 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
just saw a mummy fall into the river the current was moving pretty fast and with all those bandages i don’t think he’s gonna make it
Oh no, the demon occupying the temple just smashed the alabaster throne! Now it's profaning the altar with vile black exudations! The stains it's leaving seem permanent!
October 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Oh no, the demon occupying the temple just smashed the alabaster throne! Now it's profaning the altar with vile black exudations! The stains it's leaving seem permanent!
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One Thing You Should Know About Me: All of my formations are under-strength, undersupplied and overstretched along an indefensible frontage
October 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
One Thing You Should Know About Me: All of my formations are under-strength, undersupplied and overstretched along an indefensible frontage
Witches are extinct around here, but their decaying homes remain an attractive nuisance. When a kid dies in a candy house these days, it's usually because a marzipan beam gave way while they were scavenging for gumdrops.
October 31, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Witches are extinct around here, but their decaying homes remain an attractive nuisance. When a kid dies in a candy house these days, it's usually because a marzipan beam gave way while they were scavenging for gumdrops.
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i was voted most likely to be eaten by my mother to manage brood size
October 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
i was voted most likely to be eaten by my mother to manage brood size
You remove your vestments and don the enchanted crabshell. You snap your claws in satisfaction. You briefly recall that something about you used to be different. You scuttle away.
October 29, 2026 at 6:32 AM
You remove your vestments and don the enchanted crabshell. You snap your claws in satisfaction. You briefly recall that something about you used to be different. You scuttle away.
It was so cool when the four heroes of legend led their rag-tag army of outcasts and talking animals into battle. But it sucked when the arch-wizard killed the whole group with a sheet lightning spell.
October 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It was so cool when the four heroes of legend led their rag-tag army of outcasts and talking animals into battle. But it sucked when the arch-wizard killed the whole group with a sheet lightning spell.
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What do you mean the dark lord conquered our kingdom and enslaved the population that's illegal he can't do that
October 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
What do you mean the dark lord conquered our kingdom and enslaved the population that's illegal he can't do that
In an enchanted mirror, if you lure your counterpart into kissing you through the mirror, you can trap them in the mirror world, while you take their place in the material world. But only if they kiss you on the lips.
October 26, 2026 at 12:56 PM
In an enchanted mirror, if you lure your counterpart into kissing you through the mirror, you can trap them in the mirror world, while you take their place in the material world. But only if they kiss you on the lips.
Welcome to the bartizan. You can shoot arrows out of the arrow slit if you want to, but most of us spend our turn at the slit gazing at stars.
October 26, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Welcome to the bartizan. You can shoot arrows out of the arrow slit if you want to, but most of us spend our turn at the slit gazing at stars.
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I'm going to check out that mysterious uncharted land no explorer has yet returned from alive
October 22, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I'm going to check out that mysterious uncharted land no explorer has yet returned from alive
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The cleric belched during the cantrip so we’re still regaining HP but we smell like lunch meat
October 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
The cleric belched during the cantrip so we’re still regaining HP but we smell like lunch meat