Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches
@butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us
The person preventing the people preventing you from dying of starvation from dying of accidents and diseases and whatever.
Sick of everyone's shit, but don't tell the gods that.
(pfp by H. D. Thorne. Read the Hades Calculus!)
Sick of everyone's shit, but don't tell the gods that.
(pfp by H. D. Thorne. Read the Hades Calculus!)
Pinned
“Big naturals”? I assure you, there is not a natural cell in my body. This is 100% science you’re looking at here.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
Every day is a day to be grateful that we are ruled by beautiful women with phenomenal bosoms
October 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
Can't stand the stereotype that only seniors love Werther's Original. They're simply the ideal candy: sweet without being overpowering due to the slow dissolution in the mouth, and the caramel adds a subtlety to the flavor that sets them apart from a skittle or a starburst.
September 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Can't stand the stereotype that only seniors love Werther's Original. They're simply the ideal candy: sweet without being overpowering due to the slow dissolution in the mouth, and the caramel adds a subtlety to the flavor that sets them apart from a skittle or a starburst.
Right, who wants to be the lucky woman who gets to be the first one to be implanted with my newly developed Pentahog ™️
September 21, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Right, who wants to be the lucky woman who gets to be the first one to be implanted with my newly developed Pentahog ™️
You can't win me back this easily, mother.
Kentucky Fried Butches
September 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You can't win me back this easily, mother.
I may not have full citizen rights but you know what I do have? Taste buds. Asswipe.
September 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I may not have full citizen rights but you know what I do have? Taste buds. Asswipe.
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I ♥️ Shoebill Storks
September 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I ♥️ Shoebill Storks
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Shoebill Stork. Eastern Africa. They're astounding.
September 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Shoebill Stork. Eastern Africa. They're astounding.
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The reason I’m so thicc isn’t even body fat (though I have plenty). It’s actually that my toros needs extra space in it to fit all of my redundant and custom-built organs.
September 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The reason I’m so thicc isn’t even body fat (though I have plenty). It’s actually that my toros needs extra space in it to fit all of my redundant and custom-built organs.
Overheard Khloe showing the other butchmarks her new cocktail, she calls it the White Melita. Frankly I'm far too scared to ask what's in it.
September 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Overheard Khloe showing the other butchmarks her new cocktail, she calls it the White Melita. Frankly I'm far too scared to ask what's in it.
Lord Adrastus does wear ugly shoes, this is known.
September 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Lord Adrastus does wear ugly shoes, this is known.
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woke up in a cold sweat. made some bullshit
#zoneoftheenders
#zoneoftheenders
August 21, 2026 at 4:37 AM
woke up in a cold sweat. made some bullshit
#zoneoftheenders
#zoneoftheenders
Mother, I'm glad you reincarnated yourself, because it means now I can come up with a way to kill you again.
Mark Twos lay eggs because I think it's kinda hot. You can tell a Mark Two is about to lay her eggs because her stomach gets a little bigger and she starts looking in the early stages of a pregnancy.
August 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Mother, I'm glad you reincarnated yourself, because it means now I can come up with a way to kill you again.
Starting a new crowdfunding campaign to overthrow great-great grandmother so she will stop saying things that aren't true.
sometimes
August 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Starting a new crowdfunding campaign to overthrow great-great grandmother so she will stop saying things that aren't true.
My sources are telling me that the huntresses in Artemis's domain have named one of their pet mountain lions after me. Do not approve.
August 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My sources are telling me that the huntresses in Artemis's domain have named one of their pet mountain lions after me. Do not approve.
LRP: Obviously this isn't why I acquired and mastered my beloved dart gun, Sisterly Affection, but it isn't *not* why I did that.
August 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM
LRP: Obviously this isn't why I acquired and mastered my beloved dart gun, Sisterly Affection, but it isn't *not* why I did that.
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i think more women are likely to let me hit from behind if i can hit a target from 100 metres
August 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i think more women are likely to let me hit from behind if i can hit a target from 100 metres
Ah, I remember when I did that. Took mother nearly a month to realize what we were doing...
Slowly swapping body parts with another nymph and seeing how long it takes for Isadora to notice!
August 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Ah, I remember when I did that. Took mother nearly a month to realize what we were doing...
"All Marks Two are the same size" they say, as I loom ominously over entire conversations.
August 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"All Marks Two are the same size" they say, as I loom ominously over entire conversations.
Bitches don't even know about my tentacles.
August 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Bitches don't even know about my tentacles.
Headache is gone. Damn that soup was good
August 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Headache is gone. Damn that soup was good
Acquired headache from having to listen to Lord Adrastus talk about theater for too long. Might die. Ligeia brought me soup but it did nothing.
August 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Acquired headache from having to listen to Lord Adrastus talk about theater for too long. Might die. Ligeia brought me soup but it did nothing.
Sometimes I consider changing genres. Forget being an "experiments on the innocent creating monsters" mad scientist, maybe I need to be a "spills some blue liquid on my arm in panel 1 of a 4-8 panel sequence" mad scientist.
August 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Sometimes I consider changing genres. Forget being an "experiments on the innocent creating monsters" mad scientist, maybe I need to be a "spills some blue liquid on my arm in panel 1 of a 4-8 panel sequence" mad scientist.
My "safe sex for marks" seminar is now open, reserve your seats quickly because I can only assume they'll fill up fast.
August 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
My "safe sex for marks" seminar is now open, reserve your seats quickly because I can only assume they'll fill up fast.