Shane
buttts.bsky.social
Shane
@buttts.bsky.social
Hi
Can't overstate how embarrassing it is to start listening to Modern Baseball in your mid thirties.
October 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I hate the Internet any more. All I'm doing is reading every comment section until I find the one that pisses me off enough to move to the next post. Then I do that until something pisses me off enough to put the phone down. What's the fucking point?
September 25, 2026 at 4:39 AM
A lot of blue collar guys spend all their life at work so the only thing they have time to build a personality on is their favorite brands.
September 25, 2026 at 12:31 AM
AI art is fart
September 24, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'm an empath which means when I see someone in a sad situation I make it about me.
September 24, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Okay so when the trans women can't play basketball and the servicemen are taking testosterone will my gas and groceries be cheaper?
September 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Resident Evil was so good but also a little goofier than I was expecting.
September 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Thinking about how the only people who have third spaces now are people who play TCGs.
September 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
You're telling me I gotta do math to watch these Godzilla movies now?
September 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Look out, it's Doc Ock! Short for Doctopus Octopus!
September 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Listen here, ya mooks. Trans broads is broads.
September 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
The new Ghost in the Shell is really cool but I also don't know what the fuck is ever happening
September 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It's normal to be in your 30s and Googling "seperate or separate" every time, actually.
September 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Shut up dipped shit
September 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Professional wrestling will break your heart.
September 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I love computers but hate computer people.
September 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The LEG-END of Zelda? It's about her FOOT bro!
September 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
New Zelda remake, Godzilla remake, and Godzilla movie. I am eating good in November.
September 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Find you a pen you like so much that it makes you hate all other pens.
September 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Candle warmer? Uh, yeah, they usually are.
September 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Hitting this walk every day for Andy Williams. RIP
September 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Absolute Martian Manhunter is so good. Makes sense why it won all those awards.
September 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Alright you former gifted kids gotta give it a rest already
September 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Some people out there are getting tattoos that were designed by AI. Some of of them don't know it.
September 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Burzum? He killed 'im!
September 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM