Beverly Tweetmaker
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
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I've decided I'm gonna listen to every album on the Rolling Stone top 100 punk albums list. After every album I'll post my thoughts in this thread, followed by an explanation of why it's not as good as Andy Williams' 1963 Grammy-nominated classic Days of Wine and Roses and Other TV Requests.
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First post I've seen about Choosin' Texas that actually seems to get the lyrics
Texas-Tennessee is kind of ass
September 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
First post I've seen about Choosin' Texas that actually seems to get the lyrics
My shirt is raising many questions already answered by my shirt.
September 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
My shirt is raising many questions already answered by my shirt.
I'm saying this as words of encouragement, not as an insult: if you're in or around Chicago, GO TOUCH GRASS TODAY. It is gorgeous outside.
September 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I'm saying this as words of encouragement, not as an insult: if you're in or around Chicago, GO TOUCH GRASS TODAY. It is gorgeous outside.
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Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald”
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Rahm Emanuel Makes His 2026 Play
The longtime Democratic insider has emerged as a behind-the-scenes force in his party’s push to win back Congress. After that, he’ll think about 2028.
www.nytimes.com
September 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Ctrl-F “Laquan McDonald”
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Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
themomoftheyear.substack.com
September 26, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass
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"NO HIGHER BETRAYAL" than a Senator, from the ostensible opposition to the current lawless Executive Branch, abandoning her oath of office to come out and say that we should compromise with the fascists and that we shouldn't seek impeachment and removal. Resign from your Senate seat.
Trump should be honoring the families of our servicemembers, not rounding them up for deportation. Enough is enough.
September 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"NO HIGHER BETRAYAL" than a Senator, from the ostensible opposition to the current lawless Executive Branch, abandoning her oath of office to come out and say that we should compromise with the fascists and that we shouldn't seek impeachment and removal. Resign from your Senate seat.
One thing that sucks about living in Beverly is we don't have a tamale guy. We have a boiled cabbage guy.
"The Tamale Guy" delivered tonight's game ball in celebration of Hispanic Heritage Night!
September 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
One thing that sucks about living in Beverly is we don't have a tamale guy. We have a boiled cabbage guy.
"it was gronk"
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken
Gisele Bündchen ended Tom Brady marriage with brutal 3-words that left NFL star heartbroken
The exes were married for 13 years before Bündchen pulled the plug on their marriage in 2022.
trib.al
September 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
"it was gronk"
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www.blockmuseum.northwestern.edu/cinema/2026/...
Hey, y'all: Chicago fans and Algren fans. In Chicago: City on the Make, Algren refers obliquely to a documentary about the city that was suppressed by Richard J. Daley's minions. That film, not seen in Chicago in 60 years, will be screened at NU.
Hey, y'all: Chicago fans and Algren fans. In Chicago: City on the Make, Algren refers obliquely to a documentary about the city that was suppressed by Richard J. Daley's minions. That film, not seen in Chicago in 60 years, will be screened at NU.
Listening to Chicago: Denis Mitchell and Studs Terkel: Block Museum - Northwestern University
Denis Mitchell’s controversial Chicago documentary, unseen here since 1966, screens with a rare 1975 film profile of Studs Terkel in a program about listening to the voice of the city.
www.blockmuseum.northwestern.edu
September 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Pep pops up out of nowhere: "HE NEEDS PREMIUM, DUDE. PREEEEEEEMIUM!"
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
September 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Pep pops up out of nowhere: "HE NEEDS PREMIUM, DUDE. PREEEEEEEMIUM!"
The #1 thing I'm looking forward to once all three kids are out of the house is being able to fucking order pizza without it turning into some kind of logic puzzle that wastes half my evening
September 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The #1 thing I'm looking forward to once all three kids are out of the house is being able to fucking order pizza without it turning into some kind of logic puzzle that wastes half my evening
👉🏼 Remember, kids: they're pronounced man-ICK-u-leez; rhymes with Euripides 👈🏼
September 25, 2026 at 9:31 PM
👉🏼 Remember, kids: they're pronounced man-ICK-u-leez; rhymes with Euripides 👈🏼
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If you've never made a bad decision at Rossi's can you even call yourself a Chicagoan?
Welcome to my favorite downtown Chicago co-working space….
September 25, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If you've never made a bad decision at Rossi's can you even call yourself a Chicagoan?
I hate this stupid iced coffee story for temporarily turning Bluesky into LinkedIn 2.0.
September 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I hate this stupid iced coffee story for temporarily turning Bluesky into LinkedIn 2.0.
A crooked number? In this economy?
September 25, 2026 at 5:34 PM
A crooked number? In this economy?
Just eight more years until they get around to handing down the punishment... docking City five points
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Just eight more years until they get around to handing down the punishment... docking City five points
Ian Happ scrolling social media this morning: "$300???? But I wrapped TEN hundos around that--BLEACHER JEFF YOU ASSHOLE"
Classy move by Ian Happ to wrap $300 around a baseball so that six fans could by a beer at Wrigley.
Before his potential last home game as a Cub, Ian Happ tossed the fans in the Wrigley bleachers a baseball with some cash for beer
September 25, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Ian Happ scrolling social media this morning: "$300???? But I wrapped TEN hundos around that--BLEACHER JEFF YOU ASSHOLE"
Predestined to guard the bee
September 25, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Predestined to guard the bee
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Yazzy de Poitrine
September 25, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Yazzy de Poitrine
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decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic
September 25, 2026 at 3:17 AM
decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic
I realize that at this point only the willfully ignorant believe Trump is deporting the worst of the worst, but come the fuck on
Advocates say the Trump regime has deported Pastor Molis Augustave to Haiti:
"ICE tore this beloved husband and father from his wife Omara, children Isaac and Sofia, and the congregation he served in York, Pennsylvania.”
www.instagram.com/p/Ddrje-ZuV7y/
"ICE tore this beloved husband and father from his wife Omara, children Isaac and Sofia, and the congregation he served in York, Pennsylvania.”
www.instagram.com/p/Ddrje-ZuV7y/
September 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I realize that at this point only the willfully ignorant believe Trump is deporting the worst of the worst, but come the fuck on