Benjamin
@bwsheaffer.bsky.social
If I can't find a way I'll make one.
It didn’t.
Surely 500mg of caffeine will fix me.
September 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It didn’t.
Surely 500mg of caffeine will fix me.
September 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Surely 500mg of caffeine will fix me.
Highly do not recommend hip surgery in your 30's, 0/10.
September 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Highly do not recommend hip surgery in your 30's, 0/10.
In an effort to save money I spent $175 today before 2pm.
July 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
In an effort to save money I spent $175 today before 2pm.
I like to think I’m capable and can handle myself but then a 5mg gummy reminds me to stay humble.
June 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I like to think I’m capable and can handle myself but then a 5mg gummy reminds me to stay humble.
I look cute today!! That’s all!!
June 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I look cute today!! That’s all!!
Came home from dinner last night to find my bathroom flooding with a backed up sink from the apartment below can we please take 5?
June 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Came home from dinner last night to find my bathroom flooding with a backed up sink from the apartment below can we please take 5?
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March 20, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Happy graduation from my 4.0 and the Greek theater bathroom.
June 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Happy graduation from my 4.0 and the Greek theater bathroom.
I know everyone is busy and I’m good at initiating stuff but I really wish sometimes someone would check in on me. Like fuck me I guess.
May 29, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I know everyone is busy and I’m good at initiating stuff but I really wish sometimes someone would check in on me. Like fuck me I guess.
If anyone hears a screaming in the distance that's probably me trying to finish all my schoolwork for the semester toady.
May 28, 2026 at 4:31 PM
If anyone hears a screaming in the distance that's probably me trying to finish all my schoolwork for the semester toady.
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
I clinically do not recommend drinking too much caffeine and then speaking to your family.
May 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I clinically do not recommend drinking too much caffeine and then speaking to your family.
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Pictures you can hear
May 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Pictures you can hear
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Nothing brings out the neurodivergence faster than rearranging almost the ENTIRE grocery store.
May 17, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Nothing brings out the neurodivergence faster than rearranging almost the ENTIRE grocery store.
Really missing my stache why did I shave it off?
May 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Really missing my stache why did I shave it off?
Need to go spend 8-24 hours in a museum or gallery asap.
“Life must be rich and full of loving—it’s no good otherwise, no good at all, for anyone.”
~ Jack Kerouac
~ Jack Kerouac
May 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Need to go spend 8-24 hours in a museum or gallery asap.
wow may gray is really living up to its name this year
May 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
wow may gray is really living up to its name this year
Found my new dating profile bio.
May 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Found my new dating profile bio.
They should invent a nasal spray that doesn’t taste like that.
May 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
They should invent a nasal spray that doesn’t taste like that.
Drank too much coffee again LETS GOOOOO!!!
May 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Drank too much coffee again LETS GOOOOO!!!
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