bootleg salma hayek
@cabronanebulae.bsky.social
extroverted recluse in l.a. still sober, still vegan.
what a day for baseball.
October 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
what a day for baseball.
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In the second game of the NL bracket, the Padres beat the Cubs 8-0. Apart from that, the NL playoff teams haven't scored more than six runs in a game, and have only scored more than four runs three times
October 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
In the second game of the NL bracket, the Padres beat the Cubs 8-0. Apart from that, the NL playoff teams haven't scored more than six runs in a game, and have only scored more than four runs three times
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padres fans interfering?! color me surprised.
October 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
padres fans interfering?! color me surprised.
🗣️DA YANKEES LOSE‼️
October 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
🗣️DA YANKEES LOSE‼️
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Not even the Baltimore Orioles’ mascots, Oriole Bird and Mr. Splash, could be spared by corporate greed. They were 1099 employees, by the way, which means #GreedyCEOs weren’t even paying them payroll taxes or benefits.
Oriole Bird mascot, Mr. Splash employees among layoffs in Baltimore
The mascots were among more than two dozen employees let go by the club as part of layoffs.
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October 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Not even the Baltimore Orioles’ mascots, Oriole Bird and Mr. Splash, could be spared by corporate greed. They were 1099 employees, by the way, which means #GreedyCEOs weren’t even paying them payroll taxes or benefits.
i’m 3 out of 4 baseball games for the day. idk if i can bring myself to watch the brewers vs padres game.
October 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
i’m 3 out of 4 baseball games for the day. idk if i can bring myself to watch the brewers vs padres game.
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Now show Volpe looking upset instead of his smug asshole face
October 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Now show Volpe looking upset instead of his smug asshole face
fan interference, i know that’s right.
October 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
fan interference, i know that’s right.
we get 4 baseball games today!
Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office
ALT: Girl's Intense Scream at Doctor's Office
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October 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
we get 4 baseball games today!
also hella happy for miguel vargas… actually, the whitesox & south side of chicago is who i’m mostly happy for.
October 7, 2026 at 8:19 PM
also hella happy for miguel vargas… actually, the whitesox & south side of chicago is who i’m mostly happy for.
i love when the catcher gives the pitcher a lil pep talk to remind him who he is.
October 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
i love when the catcher gives the pitcher a lil pep talk to remind him who he is.
really into latin jazz as of late.
October 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
really into latin jazz as of late.
chat gtt looking ass.
October 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
chat gtt looking ass.
kings lost but i made eye contact w/ my man.
October 7, 2026 at 5:31 AM
kings lost but i made eye contact w/ my man.
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out of context, Stephen Nelson saying "once again, the Truist Park turf costing somebody their legs" sounds a lot worse than he meant
October 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
out of context, Stephen Nelson saying "once again, the Truist Park turf costing somebody their legs" sounds a lot worse than he meant
how i arrived on Bluesky:
Salma Hayek Cannes
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October 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
how i arrived on Bluesky:
yeah, freddie freeman ain’t crying for the braves anymore.
October 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
yeah, freddie freeman ain’t crying for the braves anymore.
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LAD Home Run! Freddie Freeman homers (2) on a fly ball to right center field. The score is now LAD 3, ATL 0 (Top 4)
October 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
LAD Home Run! Freddie Freeman homers (2) on a fly ball to right center field. The score is now LAD 3, ATL 0 (Top 4)
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LAD Home Run! Enrique Hernández homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. Andy Pages scores. The score is now LAD 2, ATL 0 (Top 4)
October 6, 2026 at 11:19 PM
LAD Home Run! Enrique Hernández homers (1) on a fly ball to left field. Andy Pages scores. The score is now LAD 2, ATL 0 (Top 4)
“hoy el aire huele a ti, a complicidad, a hierba fresca y besos” me & my new le labo fragrance
October 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
“hoy el aire huele a ti, a complicidad, a hierba fresca y besos” me & my new le labo fragrance
thinking about this lil 6f in los feliz who asked me if i wanted to fight ice & to sign a petition. gotta be the weirdest shit cuz another one of her people passed before me & they weren’t asked that.
October 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
thinking about this lil 6f in los feliz who asked me if i wanted to fight ice & to sign a petition. gotta be the weirdest shit cuz another one of her people passed before me & they weren’t asked that.
my brother just messaged me, “kyle tucker”. that’s it.
October 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
my brother just messaged me, “kyle tucker”. that’s it.
frank drives by donnie as he rides his bike home. 😭😭😭
October 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
frank drives by donnie as he rides his bike home. 😭😭😭