Caitlin Schmaitlin
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Caitlin Schmaitlin
@caitlinschmaitlin.bsky.social
Social working it all day, every day
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Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right?

Mamdani: I can hold your hand.

Sliwa: What happens if I faint?

Mamdani: I got you.

Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally.

New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
October 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
You’re not allowed to speak at all at a gala? Yes they’re being rude with the bickering, but the lady from the other table telling them to shush…wtf #rhony
October 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I don’t know much about Martha, but…

Clicking at a child like a horse is something else

#rhony
Man Reacts with 'What The Hell!?'
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October 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Sai: I’m fucking happy! 😡 😤 😠 #rhony
Leonardo DiCaprio's Angry Reaction
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October 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Well Sai has some deep-seated issues with Daisy, the way she is talking to her at that Seder #rhony
October 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I would take popcorn ceilings, walls, floors, and entire bed for a rent controlled apartment #rhony
October 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Does Jessell not understand that people and relationships are more than just…clothing? Like how is she not understanding what Carole is sharing with her? #rhony
October 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
All right, Jessell is ridiculous in a lot of ways, but is definitely being a girl’s girl by giving her entire pursue to Hailey. I’ve never done that/don’t think I’d ever do that 😂 #rhony
October 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Erin gets called boring and thinks Hailey is “coming for her”

She is so fragile and pathetic

And yes, boring.

#rhony
October 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Erin: says something insanely offensive

Erin: doesn’t understand why Hailey is offended

Erin’s pattern is so laaaaaame 😩 #rhony
October 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ANGIE IS UNHINGED giving out toothbrushes omg #rhoslc
October 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This man was the best part of this episode #rhugt
September 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Hearing Hailey’s story- and then seeing Erin throw it in her face like that, at freaking Passover Seder no less- Erin is such trash #rhony
September 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
2 hours late? That doesn’t make sense- they were all just standing there and not starting dinner for 2 hours? Is Erin exaggerating (again)? #rhony
September 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Todd not doing anything for Bronwyn’s 40th is wild 😳 #rhoslc
September 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I hadn’t heard the news about Robert Jr 😢 watching the season opener and so sad sad 😞 #rhoslc
September 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Porsha thinking Luann’s uncle was actually Elvis is amazing 😂😂😂 #rhugt
September 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Porsha saying Luann has a song about hearing all the songs 😂 she is so quick with her jokes, I cannot even keep up #rhugt
September 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Erin still talking about how Jessel treated the dermatologist in 2024 omg 😭 it’s almost sad that she doesn’t have anything interesting going on/any fulfillment in her life to still be stuck on this #rhony
September 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Jessel really cannot read the room 😬 the way she’s going on about the Kennedy family in front of Carole…does she not know the connection? Like what is going on #rhony
September 21, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Wow Eugene seems like a lot of fun 😬😬😬 #rhony
September 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Carole backing into the spot so quickly and honking the other car out of the way is really impressive. I literally had to move out of NYC because I couldn’t handle alternate side parking and wasn’t assertive/aggressive enough to get parking spots #rhony
September 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Shanah Tovah, New York!

Wishing all Jewish New Yorkers celebrating a sweet, joyful and meaningful Rosh Hashanah. Here’s to a new year filled with health, happiness and blessings (and yes, even another Knicks championship).
September 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
ERIN QUEEFING EVERYONE’S BUSINESS omg how is that so accurate, that is exactly what she does #rhony
September 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Erin more concerned with who told Jessel vs owning what she said about Jessel.

Erin saying she never ever talks about Jessel, then deflecting when there is proof.

So excited for this again 🙄

I was really hoping to not see/hear her again…

#rhony
September 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM