Caitlin - Bring in the Dancing Lobsters
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Writer // Prequel meme lover // Frustrated Pittsburgh sports fan
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Terminally online conservative Facebook pearl clutchers: This one time, at a show, Hayley Williams said "protect trans kid" and then she said "God is f*****g gay" and then and then she said "f**k ICE" 😱
Me, who accidentally fucked up my algorithm the other night: Queen shit 🥰
Me, who accidentally fucked up my algorithm the other night: Queen shit 🥰
The Mummy (1999) and it was only because of those stupid scarabs that got under the skin and ate people's vital organs.
For months afterwards, if I had an involuntary muscle twitch in my leg or something, I'd freak out believing that one was inside me.
Also, being a little hypochondriac was fun. 🫠
For months afterwards, if I had an involuntary muscle twitch in my leg or something, I'd freak out believing that one was inside me.
Also, being a little hypochondriac was fun. 🫠
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
October 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The Mummy (1999) and it was only because of those stupid scarabs that got under the skin and ate people's vital organs.
For months afterwards, if I had an involuntary muscle twitch in my leg or something, I'd freak out believing that one was inside me.
Also, being a little hypochondriac was fun. 🫠
For months afterwards, if I had an involuntary muscle twitch in my leg or something, I'd freak out believing that one was inside me.
Also, being a little hypochondriac was fun. 🫠
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Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
October 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
As a lifelong Pittsburgh Pirates fan, I agree, wholeheartedly, in principle. But, also, someone's gotta stop the Dodgers!
It is incumbent upon all good people to denounce the terrorist organization known as the Atlanta Braves.
October 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
As a lifelong Pittsburgh Pirates fan, I agree, wholeheartedly, in principle. But, also, someone's gotta stop the Dodgers!
Hey, if Brazil is on the verge of electing its equivalent of Don Jr after "doing everything right" after the last time, I'm gonna need everyone to get super serious & acknowledge that the far-right pendulum is not a uniquely dumb American issue.
Yeah, social media propaganda is a problem worldwide.
Yeah, social media propaganda is a problem worldwide.
October 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Hey, if Brazil is on the verge of electing its equivalent of Don Jr after "doing everything right" after the last time, I'm gonna need everyone to get super serious & acknowledge that the far-right pendulum is not a uniquely dumb American issue.
Yeah, social media propaganda is a problem worldwide.
Yeah, social media propaganda is a problem worldwide.
Braves should challenge that they drafted Freddie Freeman and had him first, so that should be their run, actually.
October 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Braves should challenge that they drafted Freddie Freeman and had him first, so that should be their run, actually.
Looking at my cat and just saying, in a slightly demonic voice, "Cat." 😈
October 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Looking at my cat and just saying, in a slightly demonic voice, "Cat." 😈
Mason Montgomery > Mason Miller
October 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Mason Montgomery > Mason Miller
Hello darkness, my old friend
I want to delete all my Meta accounts again 🙃
I want to delete all my Meta accounts again 🙃
October 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Hello darkness, my old friend
I want to delete all my Meta accounts again 🙃
I want to delete all my Meta accounts again 🙃
With Mason Heintschel also out for the rest of the CFB season, everything's coming up A.A.Ron!
October 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
With Mason Heintschel also out for the rest of the CFB season, everything's coming up A.A.Ron!
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“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
October 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon just says Fall to me. 🥰🍂
October 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon just says Fall to me. 🥰🍂
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sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
October 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
Will ScarJo reprise her role as Katie Britt in the SNL cold open tonight? 🤨
I generally don't care about that part of SNL, but just the possibility of it intrigues me.
I generally don't care about that part of SNL, but just the possibility of it intrigues me.
October 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Will ScarJo reprise her role as Katie Britt in the SNL cold open tonight? 🤨
I generally don't care about that part of SNL, but just the possibility of it intrigues me.
I generally don't care about that part of SNL, but just the possibility of it intrigues me.
It should be a crime to admit this on Bluesky, the "everyone is 38" app.
October 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
It should be a crime to admit this on Bluesky, the "everyone is 38" app.
Why couldn't it have been Aaron Rodgers?! 😭
October 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Why couldn't it have been Aaron Rodgers?! 😭
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I don’t know if you’re going to convince the Pope to say AI has a soul when it took 1900 years to get the Catholic Church to budge even a little on “no meat on Fridays”
October 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I don’t know if you’re going to convince the Pope to say AI has a soul when it took 1900 years to get the Catholic Church to budge even a little on “no meat on Fridays”
This is like the new "what color is the dress?" And I love that for Bsky.
October 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This is like the new "what color is the dress?" And I love that for Bsky.
Just blocked one of those Julie Only Fans scam bots, but at least this one seemed to tell the truth. It's @ was actually "human person man" 😂
October 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Just blocked one of those Julie Only Fans scam bots, but at least this one seemed to tell the truth. It's @ was actually "human person man" 😂
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WHAT! THE! HELL?! 🤯
October 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
WHAT! THE! HELL?! 🤯
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This game has everything. Not necessarily in a good way either.
October 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This game has everything. Not necessarily in a good way either.
What is this game?
All Chaos Conference lives! 😂
All Chaos Conference lives! 😂
October 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
What is this game?
All Chaos Conference lives! 😂
All Chaos Conference lives! 😂
"Holden Geriner is money!"
Yeah, sure. He's like a grimy quarter you find in one of the unturned candy dispensers at the grocery store. It may get the job done, but it's not ideal. 😕
Yeah, sure. He's like a grimy quarter you find in one of the unturned candy dispensers at the grocery store. It may get the job done, but it's not ideal. 😕
October 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"Holden Geriner is money!"
Yeah, sure. He's like a grimy quarter you find in one of the unturned candy dispensers at the grocery store. It may get the job done, but it's not ideal. 😕
Yeah, sure. He's like a grimy quarter you find in one of the unturned candy dispensers at the grocery store. It may get the job done, but it's not ideal. 😕
What's the chance this game ends 28-24? lol
October 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
What's the chance this game ends 28-24? lol
Pitt Football entering its Inigo Montoya era for Mason Heintschel
October 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Pitt Football entering its Inigo Montoya era for Mason Heintschel