Tony Starch
@cakebawse.blacksky.app
Gently Used Baby Mama. Thicc Adjacent. The Daddy Whisperer. I heard there were snacks here.
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Heads up for anyone traveling to Mexico make sure you aren’t breaking any laws. They are giving maximum penalties to Americans in retaliation for the administrations policies.
My friend was put in jail for two prerolls they forgot were in the bottom of a bag. That only got you a fine until June.
My friend was put in jail for two prerolls they forgot were in the bottom of a bag. That only got you a fine until June.
September 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Heads up for anyone traveling to Mexico make sure you aren’t breaking any laws. They are giving maximum penalties to Americans in retaliation for the administrations policies.
My friend was put in jail for two prerolls they forgot were in the bottom of a bag. That only got you a fine until June.
My friend was put in jail for two prerolls they forgot were in the bottom of a bag. That only got you a fine until June.
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what is happening here
September 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
what is happening here
They gave me a Jeep for my rental and got reminded how fun it is to drive a bigger car
September 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
They gave me a Jeep for my rental and got reminded how fun it is to drive a bigger car
Some friends are having an event tonight and they specifically tagged me in the promo which means I'm being peer pressured to attend lol
September 20, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Some friends are having an event tonight and they specifically tagged me in the promo which means I'm being peer pressured to attend lol
A truck's tire blew out and fucked up my bumper. I should've chased them down. I'm so irritated cuz that's at least $500 to repair it
September 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
A truck's tire blew out and fucked up my bumper. I should've chased them down. I'm so irritated cuz that's at least $500 to repair it
Went out with a friend last night. We had a rough patch last year but things finally feel like they're back to normal. Ended up ugly crying in the shower last night because I truly didn't know if we'd ever get our friendship back... I'm grateful.
September 19, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Went out with a friend last night. We had a rough patch last year but things finally feel like they're back to normal. Ended up ugly crying in the shower last night because I truly didn't know if we'd ever get our friendship back... I'm grateful.
Visiting my son today which basically means I will be taking him grocery shopping to restock his fridge and cooking his favorite meal before I leave
September 19, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Visiting my son today which basically means I will be taking him grocery shopping to restock his fridge and cooking his favorite meal before I leave
I know imma be mad in about 30 minutes when this gummy hits cuz I came upstairs without a sweet treat
September 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I know imma be mad in about 30 minutes when this gummy hits cuz I came upstairs without a sweet treat
Gonna attempt to gym this evening but we in the latter end of the luteal phase so I might don't make it
September 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Gonna attempt to gym this evening but we in the latter end of the luteal phase so I might don't make it
Styled my homegirl for her date tonight and, my goddess, I'm so blessed to be surrounded by the most gorgeous women
September 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Styled my homegirl for her date tonight and, my goddess, I'm so blessed to be surrounded by the most gorgeous women
Me and favorite homegirl have started unintentionally talking like each other and it cracks us up every time we say the exact same thing at the same time
September 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Me and favorite homegirl have started unintentionally talking like each other and it cracks us up every time we say the exact same thing at the same time
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Like top 3 and not 3
Money isn’t everything to me it’s just real important
September 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Like top 3 and not 3
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Ms Rachel works to protect children globally and call out those who do not. Brilliant.
September 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ms Rachel works to protect children globally and call out those who do not. Brilliant.
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Oh, baby.........
Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
September 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Oh, baby.........
Grudges.
What do you collect / is your hobby?
For me its: LEGOs, Fragrances and cooking supplies
For me its: LEGOs, Fragrances and cooking supplies
September 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Grudges.
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Payroll ain’t been late since she started.
Why did this 8yo let me get all the way to the allergy clinic before seeing her fully?!
Why she got the hand of an elder HR admin that can cook well?!
Why she got the hand of an elder HR admin that can cook well?!
September 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Payroll ain’t been late since she started.
Mine never stopped selling them. Hashtag God's Favorite
Trader Joe's got them Cornbread Crisps byke
September 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Mine never stopped selling them. Hashtag God's Favorite
Had been struggling with the same 2lbs for weeks but the scale was down an additional 2lbs this morning. Hoping this is a sign I've finally broken the plateau
September 10, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Had been struggling with the same 2lbs for weeks but the scale was down an additional 2lbs this morning. Hoping this is a sign I've finally broken the plateau
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Was excited because this purse I ordered in depop was marked delivered. But it wasn't in my mailbox. I'm hoping they just forgot to leave me the key for one of the larger mailboxes and didn't misplace my shit. Imma be pissed if it's actually lost
September 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Was excited because this purse I ordered in depop was marked delivered. But it wasn't in my mailbox. I'm hoping they just forgot to leave me the key for one of the larger mailboxes and didn't misplace my shit. Imma be pissed if it's actually lost
Forgot I made plans tonight. Also have plans tomorrow, Friday and Saturday. Please keep me in your prayers during this difficult time
September 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Forgot I made plans tonight. Also have plans tomorrow, Friday and Saturday. Please keep me in your prayers during this difficult time
When did city bbq switch from peach cobbler to cherry?? They are ruining the plans I had for my free birthday dessert
September 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
When did city bbq switch from peach cobbler to cherry?? They are ruining the plans I had for my free birthday dessert
Good thing nobody asked you
I do not understand why women accept the advertising message that they look better when coated with makeup.
I can understand people who have scars or something they feel they should conceal, but human skin is beautiful. It calls out to be touched, softly.
I can understand people who have scars or something they feel they should conceal, but human skin is beautiful. It calls out to be touched, softly.
September 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Good thing nobody asked you
I never fell for that propaganda. He's always been my king
I cant believe the internet tried to convince us that MBJ isnt handsome as hell.
TUH!
TUH!
September 9, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I never fell for that propaganda. He's always been my king
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I feel like people that joke about stuff like this are actually testing the waters on their true behavior under the guise of “shock humor”.
Thanking God, the age of consent in NJ is 16, but it’s shock-and-dark-humor tweets… hello??????
September 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I feel like people that joke about stuff like this are actually testing the waters on their true behavior under the guise of “shock humor”.