Chelsea Sanders
@caliblair.bsky.social
She/Her
Knitter, Writer, Reader. Recruiter and Casting Producer
Knitter, Writer, Reader. Recruiter and Casting Producer
Trader Joes Thai Peanut Dressing, it's you and me against the world.
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Trader Joes Thai Peanut Dressing, it's you and me against the world.
I get to meet my new baby nephew in 3 days and it's honestly all that's getting me through this week.
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I get to meet my new baby nephew in 3 days and it's honestly all that's getting me through this week.
I'm crocheting a baby blanket and 6 inches in I noticed a mistake in row 3. Kill me I have to frog the damn thing practically back to the start.
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I'm crocheting a baby blanket and 6 inches in I noticed a mistake in row 3. Kill me I have to frog the damn thing practically back to the start.
I need a dating app called "I Want to Get Married" that has blunt categories like "Do you have kids?" "Do you want kids?" "Are you a Republican?"
I don't care if you're a Libra who loves the Office! I WANNA CUT TO THE REAL SHIT.
I don't care if you're a Libra who loves the Office! I WANNA CUT TO THE REAL SHIT.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I need a dating app called "I Want to Get Married" that has blunt categories like "Do you have kids?" "Do you want kids?" "Are you a Republican?"
I don't care if you're a Libra who loves the Office! I WANNA CUT TO THE REAL SHIT.
I don't care if you're a Libra who loves the Office! I WANNA CUT TO THE REAL SHIT.
My personal trainer is horrified/impressed by my hip mobility. He just stares at me shaking his head going "It just doesn't make any sense with your back injury. Doesn't that hurt?"
And I'm like "I basically sleep in this position."
He had to take a lap.
And I'm like "I basically sleep in this position."
He had to take a lap.
January 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My personal trainer is horrified/impressed by my hip mobility. He just stares at me shaking his head going "It just doesn't make any sense with your back injury. Doesn't that hurt?"
And I'm like "I basically sleep in this position."
He had to take a lap.
And I'm like "I basically sleep in this position."
He had to take a lap.
Me in my first therapy appointment of the new year.
Therapist: So how are you doing?
Me: I have a long answer and a short answer. More importantly, have you watched Heated Rivalry?
Therapist: Uhm...no?
Me: Ok, so the long answer. So it's about two hockey players...
Therapist: So how are you doing?
Me: I have a long answer and a short answer. More importantly, have you watched Heated Rivalry?
Therapist: Uhm...no?
Me: Ok, so the long answer. So it's about two hockey players...
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Me in my first therapy appointment of the new year.
Therapist: So how are you doing?
Me: I have a long answer and a short answer. More importantly, have you watched Heated Rivalry?
Therapist: Uhm...no?
Me: Ok, so the long answer. So it's about two hockey players...
Therapist: So how are you doing?
Me: I have a long answer and a short answer. More importantly, have you watched Heated Rivalry?
Therapist: Uhm...no?
Me: Ok, so the long answer. So it's about two hockey players...
I noticed I'm much more productive when it's colder. I was theorizing why this might be, but I just realized it's because when I'm cold, I constantly want a hot drink in hand. Which is why it's 1 pm and I'm on my 3rd cup of coffee. So not productive...just caffeinated.
January 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I noticed I'm much more productive when it's colder. I was theorizing why this might be, but I just realized it's because when I'm cold, I constantly want a hot drink in hand. Which is why it's 1 pm and I'm on my 3rd cup of coffee. So not productive...just caffeinated.
I have officially un-Christmas'ed except the army of needles I will be finding for weeks. The cats cannot tell if they are pleased or devastated.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I have officially un-Christmas'ed except the army of needles I will be finding for weeks. The cats cannot tell if they are pleased or devastated.
Love. Loyalty. Growth. Where I neglect, maintain. Where I maintain, improve. Where I improve, perfect. 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Love. Loyalty. Growth. Where I neglect, maintain. Where I maintain, improve. Where I improve, perfect. 2026.
My two cats are rescues, and the agency told me they had been trying to catch them for months but they were too clever. They only allowed themselves to be caught when NYE fireworks scared them inside. So thank you NYE assholes, without you I wouldn't have my cats.
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
My two cats are rescues, and the agency told me they had been trying to catch them for months but they were too clever. They only allowed themselves to be caught when NYE fireworks scared them inside. So thank you NYE assholes, without you I wouldn't have my cats.
I've hit baking summit fever, I've got gingersnaps cooking, fudge waiting to be cut and sugar cookies to ice! And I have Muppet Christmas Carol playing!
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December 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I've hit baking summit fever, I've got gingersnaps cooking, fudge waiting to be cut and sugar cookies to ice! And I have Muppet Christmas Carol playing!
My tree is up and decorated, my outdoor lights are up, my house is decorated and boxes put away. Now I'm just waiting on 4 deliveries and winning an eBay bid, wrap those last 5 and I am DONE with my major Christmas tasks.
I even got my Christmas manicure and gave my nail artist her gift.
I even got my Christmas manicure and gave my nail artist her gift.
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My tree is up and decorated, my outdoor lights are up, my house is decorated and boxes put away. Now I'm just waiting on 4 deliveries and winning an eBay bid, wrap those last 5 and I am DONE with my major Christmas tasks.
I even got my Christmas manicure and gave my nail artist her gift.
I even got my Christmas manicure and gave my nail artist her gift.
I need someone to make a chronological edit of Wicked, Wicked: For Good and Wizard of Oz. I need the emotional whiplash of No Good Deed into If I Only Had A Brain.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I need someone to make a chronological edit of Wicked, Wicked: For Good and Wizard of Oz. I need the emotional whiplash of No Good Deed into If I Only Had A Brain.
Wicked 2: Oops, Did We Do a Metaphor for Fascism Kids Can Understand? How Odd...
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Wicked 2: Oops, Did We Do a Metaphor for Fascism Kids Can Understand? How Odd...
One of my moms favorite candies has been IMPOSSIBLE to find for at least 5 years. I thought it was discontinued, but could still find it online but only in bulk sizes 10 lbs and up.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One of my moms favorite candies has been IMPOSSIBLE to find for at least 5 years. I thought it was discontinued, but could still find it online but only in bulk sizes 10 lbs and up.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
But THIS year I found it on a specialized kosher candy site in a normal amount. HUZZAH.
I just bought the most unhinged gift for my family for Christmas. I'm so excited for the group confusion.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I just bought the most unhinged gift for my family for Christmas. I'm so excited for the group confusion.
I just did a workaround hack that would probably make plumbers and electricians shit a brick, but it saves me a VERY pricey repair so...Imma do it anyway,
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I just did a workaround hack that would probably make plumbers and electricians shit a brick, but it saves me a VERY pricey repair so...Imma do it anyway,
I've been sick the last 2 days and this weekend is Halloween and my Moms birthday. I MUST BE WELL.
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I've been sick the last 2 days and this weekend is Halloween and my Moms birthday. I MUST BE WELL.
So I've been on a new medication since June and I was just informed in TODAY's check-in appointment that it makes my birth control ineffective.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So I've been on a new medication since June and I was just informed in TODAY's check-in appointment that it makes my birth control ineffective.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
I feel like that's day ONE info.
Regardless of what the calendars might say, today is actually the first day of fall because my withholding girl cat Bernadette crawled onto my lap under the blankets to cuddle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Regardless of what the calendars might say, today is actually the first day of fall because my withholding girl cat Bernadette crawled onto my lap under the blankets to cuddle.
I ordered a bottle of vanilla essential oil for my diffuser and was accidentally sent a bottle of musk. They told me to keep the original bottle, and it is HAUNTING my house. I tossed it forever ago, but I swear I touch a towel, or open a drawer and the GHOST of it wafts up. Musk is the WORST.
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October 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I ordered a bottle of vanilla essential oil for my diffuser and was accidentally sent a bottle of musk. They told me to keep the original bottle, and it is HAUNTING my house. I tossed it forever ago, but I swear I touch a towel, or open a drawer and the GHOST of it wafts up. Musk is the WORST.
So one of my utilities informed me they had been improperly under-charging me for almost 3 years, and they'd not only be correcting my rate, but charging me retroactively. This month is the first month with the correct rate. And my bill is....
$6.91 higher.
$6.91 higher.
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October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So one of my utilities informed me they had been improperly under-charging me for almost 3 years, and they'd not only be correcting my rate, but charging me retroactively. This month is the first month with the correct rate. And my bill is....
$6.91 higher.
$6.91 higher.
Had a breakthrough in therapy today...my cat, who never lets herself appear on camera, sat in direct view of the camera for a full 5 minutes.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had a breakthrough in therapy today...my cat, who never lets herself appear on camera, sat in direct view of the camera for a full 5 minutes.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
Also, my therapist watches Dimension 20.
I lost my wallet, frantically retraced my steps all the way back to Wednesday with no luck.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I lost my wallet, frantically retraced my steps all the way back to Wednesday with no luck.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
I finally gave up and was sadly going through the process of getting all my cards and IDs replaced... AND MY CATS batted it out from the random placed it had been wedged.
They were rewarded with treats.
4 days to fall, 400 days to the fall of humanity. Time to bake banana bread. What the hell, make it chocolate chip.
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
4 days to fall, 400 days to the fall of humanity. Time to bake banana bread. What the hell, make it chocolate chip.