Scott Matla
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Another night, another Cole Caufield game-winner
September 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Another night, another Cole Caufield game-winner
Get dunked on you Ottawa dorks
September 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Get dunked on you Ottawa dorks
You gotta be next level dumb to have Arber Xhekaj draw a call against you
September 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
You gotta be next level dumb to have Arber Xhekaj draw a call against you
Cole Caufield sneaks one in shortside and the Habs have tied things up 2-2
September 22, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Cole Caufield sneaks one in shortside and the Habs have tied things up 2-2
The Habs and Sens played most of two periods of actual hockey and have decided that was enough
Now comes the punching
Now comes the punching
September 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The Habs and Sens played most of two periods of actual hockey and have decided that was enough
Now comes the punching
Now comes the punching
With Kreider arriving I'm not sure if there's actually an available lineup spot for him, but Florian Xhekaj is doing everything he can to earn one anyway.
Menacing on the forecheck, making things happen around the net, and sometimes beating a dude into a fine paste
Menacing on the forecheck, making things happen around the net, and sometimes beating a dude into a fine paste
September 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
With Kreider arriving I'm not sure if there's actually an available lineup spot for him, but Florian Xhekaj is doing everything he can to earn one anyway.
Menacing on the forecheck, making things happen around the net, and sometimes beating a dude into a fine paste
Menacing on the forecheck, making things happen around the net, and sometimes beating a dude into a fine paste
Waffles>French Toast>Pancakes
Gimme a food opinion.
I have never found anything cooked En Croute appealing.
I have never found anything cooked En Croute appealing.
September 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Waffles>French Toast>Pancakes
Florian Xhekaj buries Dylan Cozens, the Senators were not happy about that
September 21, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Florian Xhekaj buries Dylan Cozens, the Senators were not happy about that
Florian Xhekaj forces a turnover, and Jayden Struble ties it up 1-1!
September 21, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Florian Xhekaj forces a turnover, and Jayden Struble ties it up 1-1!
Just to be very clear I'm not a big fighting in hockey guy
But if Nick Cousins gets anywhere near Reinbacher or the top line, you let either Xhekaj brother launch him into low orbit
But if Nick Cousins gets anywhere near Reinbacher or the top line, you let either Xhekaj brother launch him into low orbit
September 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Just to be very clear I'm not a big fighting in hockey guy
But if Nick Cousins gets anywhere near Reinbacher or the top line, you let either Xhekaj brother launch him into low orbit
But if Nick Cousins gets anywhere near Reinbacher or the top line, you let either Xhekaj brother launch him into low orbit
Lmao they booed Nick Cousins during Habs/Sens player introductions
the only person booed
the only person booed
September 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Lmao they booed Nick Cousins during Habs/Sens player introductions
the only person booed
the only person booed
When the group chat inevitably turns into Evangelion-posting
September 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
When the group chat inevitably turns into Evangelion-posting
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If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
September 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
Cowardly play calling with the win literally in your hands
Shameful by the colts
Shameful by the colts
September 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Cowardly play calling with the win literally in your hands
Shameful by the colts
Shameful by the colts
If it weren’t for NC State that would be the dumbest way to lose a football game this weekend
September 21, 2026 at 3:37 AM
If it weren’t for NC State that would be the dumbest way to lose a football game this weekend
That entire intro to SNF reminded me that I hope the Chiefs fall into an active volcano
September 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
That entire intro to SNF reminded me that I hope the Chiefs fall into an active volcano
I want Matt Lafleur arrested and tried at the Hague
September 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I want Matt Lafleur arrested and tried at the Hague
"The Packers were hosing down their balls"
September 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM
"The Packers were hosing down their balls"
Playing "Jeremy" by Peal Jam as your music outro to an ad break is a choice
September 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Playing "Jeremy" by Peal Jam as your music outro to an ad break is a choice
Leave Lafleur on the tarmac
September 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Leave Lafleur on the tarmac
That's a soft flag give me a fucking break
September 20, 2026 at 5:25 PM
That's a soft flag give me a fucking break
Burn the fucking Meadowlands to the ground
September 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Burn the fucking Meadowlands to the ground
Second play of the game and Jayden Reed looks seriously hurt
I really could use a Packers win today
September 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Second play of the game and Jayden Reed looks seriously hurt
I really could use a Packers win today
September 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I really could use a Packers win today