"On October 3rd he asked me what day it was"
Happy Mean Girls day
Happy Mean Girls day
October 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
"On October 3rd he asked me what day it was"
Happy Mean Girls day
Happy Mean Girls day
1m of stoppage time. how I've missed you!
September 26, 2026 at 1:49 PM
1m of stoppage time. how I've missed you!
I like to call the day after my birthday my "Afterbirthday" but i just realized the official word is "Postpartyum"
August 31, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I like to call the day after my birthday my "Afterbirthday" but i just realized the official word is "Postpartyum"
Should be Stuart Lee merch.
August 28, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Should be Stuart Lee merch.
I (Scottish) didn't get an emergency alert so now I want independence.
August 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I (Scottish) didn't get an emergency alert so now I want independence.
The eclipse was the color of television tuned to a dead channel
August 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The eclipse was the color of television tuned to a dead channel
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36 today, the same age as Kekulé when the structure of benzene came to him in a dream. I dreamt that a T-Rex was loose in Tralee last night, and have yet to apply it to the field of chemistry. 'Til then, there's 15% off all prints on www.ciaraioch.com/artprints using the code BIRTHDAY at checkout 🎂
August 9, 2026 at 10:13 AM
36 today, the same age as Kekulé when the structure of benzene came to him in a dream. I dreamt that a T-Rex was loose in Tralee last night, and have yet to apply it to the field of chemistry. 'Til then, there's 15% off all prints on www.ciaraioch.com/artprints using the code BIRTHDAY at checkout 🎂
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I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
August 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I’m on a small-ship Alaska cruise with my son; our boat rescued a stranded vessel last night and apparently we did that after the Coast Guard radioed Mark Zuckerberg’s yacht - which was closer - and they repeatedly refused to respond. (There was near unanimous booing when the captain announced this)
@carsmilesteve.bsky.social watching the latest Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and they can't start the Enterprise without getting some Iridium.
I now know spaceships need sparkplugs!
I now know spaceships need sparkplugs!
July 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
@carsmilesteve.bsky.social watching the latest Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and they can't start the Enterprise without getting some Iridium.
I now know spaceships need sparkplugs!
I now know spaceships need sparkplugs!
Messi finally settles the argument by crying more than Christiani Ronaldi
July 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Messi finally settles the argument by crying more than Christiani Ronaldi
White Stripes' cover of "No Scotland No Party" was a good idea.
July 19, 2026 at 8:07 PM
White Stripes' cover of "No Scotland No Party" was a good idea.
So England play better without Kane?
July 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
So England play better without Kane?
The games on ITV so at least theres an ad break to cover Sia singing bloody Titanium again
July 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The games on ITV so at least theres an ad break to cover Sia singing bloody Titanium again
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A Peasant Man, by Agostino Carracci, late 16th century, 📸 by Alex Grimm
July 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
A Peasant Man, by Agostino Carracci, late 16th century, 📸 by Alex Grimm
Hey, boss. I'm running a little late today because of the weather* - I'll be there asap.
* Thunderstorm 8hrs ago in Mexico
* Thunderstorm 8hrs ago in Mexico
July 6, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Hey, boss. I'm running a little late today because of the weather* - I'll be there asap.
* Thunderstorm 8hrs ago in Mexico
* Thunderstorm 8hrs ago in Mexico
I believe Rockstar timed the pre-order opening of their new video game to coincide with the second half of Scotland's international association football match. That's patriotic!
June 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I believe Rockstar timed the pre-order opening of their new video game to coincide with the second half of Scotland's international association football match. That's patriotic!
Happy Birthday, Bobby Gillespie!
June 22, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Happy Birthday, Bobby Gillespie!
This Brasil strip is why Scotland had to use their alternative outfits against Haiti. The replays would get too confusing with viewers unable to tell which team were the creators of The Beautiful Game and which were Brasil
June 20, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This Brasil strip is why Scotland had to use their alternative outfits against Haiti. The replays would get too confusing with viewers unable to tell which team were the creators of The Beautiful Game and which were Brasil
I've not heard much about the England supporters, are they all still in Blighty for the Colour getting trooped?
June 13, 2026 at 12:09 PM
I've not heard much about the England supporters, are they all still in Blighty for the Colour getting trooped?
I'm enjoying RefCam - is there somewhere we can just watch that without all the cliché wideshots
June 11, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I'm enjoying RefCam - is there somewhere we can just watch that without all the cliché wideshots
Hydration Breaks are all well and good, but I'm holding out for half-and-a-half time
June 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Hydration Breaks are all well and good, but I'm holding out for half-and-a-half time
I think the way they've cut the grass on the pitch looks quite tartan-y and this can only be a good omen.
June 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I think the way they've cut the grass on the pitch looks quite tartan-y and this can only be a good omen.
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he drinks an Irn Bru / he drinks a Mountain Dew / he has a Surge or two / his highness dog at Kew / he sings the songs that remind him of the good times / he sings the
April 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
he drinks an Irn Bru / he drinks a Mountain Dew / he has a Surge or two / his highness dog at Kew / he sings the songs that remind him of the good times / he sings the
Public Service Broadcasting are about to remix "Go!" aren't they?
April 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Public Service Broadcasting are about to remix "Go!" aren't they?
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there was a young man
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
March 26, 2026 at 4:50 PM
there was a young man
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused
from cork who got limericks
and haikus confused