Cameron Bradford
@cameronbradford.bsky.social
I’m often labeled as a misogynist for telling women to smile but what they don’t realize is I’m telling just as many men the same thing. I just think we all need to smile more.
April 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I’m often labeled as a misogynist for telling women to smile but what they don’t realize is I’m telling just as many men the same thing. I just think we all need to smile more.
It’s so awkward when one of my victims becomes a martyr
April 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
It’s so awkward when one of my victims becomes a martyr
There should be a device you can attach to your spouse that will automatically initiate divorce proceedings if they break their vows
April 19, 2026 at 4:16 PM
There should be a device you can attach to your spouse that will automatically initiate divorce proceedings if they break their vows
All 8 billion people should get matching tattoos known as ‘The Human Tattoo’
April 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
All 8 billion people should get matching tattoos known as ‘The Human Tattoo’
Didn’t realize this was what they called rail workers
April 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Didn’t realize this was what they called rail workers
Something I've learned over the years is you really can't go wrong with politics. Left, Right, Center--they're all good
April 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Something I've learned over the years is you really can't go wrong with politics. Left, Right, Center--they're all good
I wonder if anyone in Epstein's circle was ever like, "Hey guys, should we really be taking this many pictures?"
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wonder if anyone in Epstein's circle was ever like, "Hey guys, should we really be taking this many pictures?"
I really enjoy the implication of caution tape spattered with blood. It’s like that the cops were called for an initial murder but in the time since they showed up, even more violent acts have occurred near the original crime scene.
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I really enjoy the implication of caution tape spattered with blood. It’s like that the cops were called for an initial murder but in the time since they showed up, even more violent acts have occurred near the original crime scene.
Pretty crazy how good this part of the body feels during sexual intercourse
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pretty crazy how good this part of the body feels during sexual intercourse
People at my church are starting to get irritated with me because God has been answering all my prayer requests recently and ignoring all of theirs
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
People at my church are starting to get irritated with me because God has been answering all my prayer requests recently and ignoring all of theirs
My wife and children are an entire ass vibe
October 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My wife and children are an entire ass vibe
What ladies are the best at kissing these days? My buddies and I are looking for some girlfriends
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
What ladies are the best at kissing these days? My buddies and I are looking for some girlfriends
Sorry, Swifties but being the eldest daughter is a fucking cakewalk compared to being the youngest son. Spending your whole life proving that you’re not just “the baby” is a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst foe.
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sorry, Swifties but being the eldest daughter is a fucking cakewalk compared to being the youngest son. Spending your whole life proving that you’re not just “the baby” is a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst foe.
Go ahead and keep celebrating, MAGA folks
September 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Go ahead and keep celebrating, MAGA folks
Fuck I love college
June 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Fuck I love college
Making the city a little more accessible for tall folks
May 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Making the city a little more accessible for tall folks
It’s kinda crazy being a nerd. Sometimes I’ll just be sitting around minding my own business and then randomly think of something insanely smart
May 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s kinda crazy being a nerd. Sometimes I’ll just be sitting around minding my own business and then randomly think of something insanely smart
It can be rude to ask someone “where are you from?” So I instead opt for “what’s your deal, racewise?”
May 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It can be rude to ask someone “where are you from?” So I instead opt for “what’s your deal, racewise?”
After getting married, what's the courteous amount of time to wait before beginning your first affair?
May 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
After getting married, what's the courteous amount of time to wait before beginning your first affair?
Mansions are a great option for folks who don't mind sacrificing a bit of the coziness that comes with more traditional style homes.
May 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Mansions are a great option for folks who don't mind sacrificing a bit of the coziness that comes with more traditional style homes.
Nothing like a cheeseburger if you’re a hungry American
May 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Nothing like a cheeseburger if you’re a hungry American
My penis is tea today
May 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My penis is tea today
What's the best old folks home? I got a sweet little granny that I urgently need out of my sight.
May 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What's the best old folks home? I got a sweet little granny that I urgently need out of my sight.
You’re a comedian, actor, and a writer? How do you juggle all that?
May 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You’re a comedian, actor, and a writer? How do you juggle all that?
Me: Soo… any pregnancies lately?
My Wife: Just our forthcoming daughter
Me: oh yes, of course. That should be nice
My Wife: Just our forthcoming daughter
Me: oh yes, of course. That should be nice
May 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me: Soo… any pregnancies lately?
My Wife: Just our forthcoming daughter
Me: oh yes, of course. That should be nice
My Wife: Just our forthcoming daughter
Me: oh yes, of course. That should be nice