Matt Jacobs
capndesign.com
Matt Jacobs
@capndesign.com
I am a generalist, currently employed as a front-leaning, ¾-stack engineer at Fastly. I have a double major in political science and film theory, aka the Oliver Stone. I live in Denver. I can smell the onions and the mustard.
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The president should never joke about American cities getting bombed.

Don’t normalize his constant pathetic, insane, and completely unhinged behavior.
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
October 6, 2026 at 5:51 PM
My Friday just got better! luv2compost
Starting this week, the City of Denver is accepting food-soiled paper products in composting bins, including pizza boxes, coffee filters, tea bags and chopsticks. Before, those items had to go into the trash.
You can now put that pizza box (and other food-soiled paper) in the compost
But keep anything with plastic coatings or used with cleaning products in the trash.
denverite.com
October 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I fear I am going to die by Cubs collapse.
October 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I’m watching Eephus and I love these guys. I wish this was like Seven Up where they just came back every 7 years for another game.
September 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I am excited for playoff baseball, but even more excited I get to root for PCA (and Caleb) for the next decade.
September 24, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Resident Evil was so good.
September 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I am already angry at the NYT top 100 shows and I am at 97.

There are 96 better shows than Halt and Catch Fire??!!!?!
September 23, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I got a new phone and I need a case that’s more about grip than protection. What’s your fave brand?
September 23, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Hello. They are going to try to fuck with your vote, and we are NOT going to let them. Last week I pinged my friend Dana Chisnell, who knows how elections work, and said "Hey, let’s make it hard for them to fuck with us.” Today, we are very proud to announce the HOW TO VOTE zine.
howtovote.tips
How to Vote / Cómo Votar
A free field guide to what stops people from voting, and what to do about it. English and Spanish, ready to print.
howtovote.tips
September 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Ed Sheeran has fuck you money. This is a time to say fuck you.

At the very least, don’t let a billionaire censor an artist YOU chose to stand beside. Show your fans what it means to stand up and fight.
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.

Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
September 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I’m considering upgrading my  Watch Ultra. If I do, should I’m trying to decide if I should switch to the Trail Loop. Does anyone have/like it?
September 14, 2026 at 4:07 PM
sports can occasionally be fun
Highstep, by Emma Amos, 1983, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
September 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Opus 4.8 can’t reliably identify my active git branch and coding is supposed to be SOLVED. I’m gonna put my money on the 90%.
September 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
This will never happen, but it would be real helpful if Democratic leadership could just say, “We cannot support the current Israeli government.“ There will always be unappeasable religious zealots, but this shouldn’t be difficult thing!

Just hang the banner, “Genocide = bad, Jews = good!“
September 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Fascists aren’t hiding anymore—they feel completely emboldened in today's political climate. At Orlando’s Kia Center, an MMA fighter with SS lightning bolt tattoos won to cheers and Nazi salutes from unmasked bigots. Ban extremist fighters and purge this hate! End fascism now!

🎥 alchemist333777
August 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
New Ty Segall is good.
August 31, 2026 at 3:46 PM
August 31, 2026 at 5:51 AM
hey claude, bring back choco taco
August 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Very disorienting to see this after watching episode 7 of Furious.
well this is obvious
August 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
He’s been fantastic the whole series, but his performance in last night’s episode was fantastic. I hope he gets nominated.
‘Please let this whole experience be the new benchmark,’ says ‘Furious’ star Steve Way. ‘I’m getting stopped on the streets all the time. People want to see disabled characters. They want disabled stories. The proof is there.’
Steve Way Hopes Furious Sets a New Bar for Disabled Characters
‘Please let this whole experience be the new benchmark,’ says ‘Furious’ star Steve Way. ‘I’m getting stopped on the streets all the time. People want to see disabled characters. They want disabled stories. The proof is there.’
www.vulture.com
August 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I have something I need to confess. My model has NOT broken containment. I’m so sorry.
August 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”
August 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Janelle Monae.
August 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Dear god, it’s me, Matty. Please don’t milkshake-duck Pete Crow-Armstrong. I don’t think I could stomach it.
August 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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With "surveillance pricing," businesses have finally found something AI can do way, way, *way* better than people: price gouging.

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July 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM