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it'd me!
Fun fact: My account is the ONLY reason you should make a bsky account.
Fun fact: My account is the ONLY reason you should make a bsky account.
Speaking of Hitler I find it funny how a lot of esoteric fascism is just co-opting unrelated stuff. Terms like “Agartha,” “Vril,” and “Hyperborea” originally had nothing to do with Nazism. Imagine if I started a political movement that emphasized “Carcosa,” “Jedi powers,” and “Albuquerque” lmfao.
When I was a kid I had a dream where I was invited to a dinner party but Hitler was there and the other guys at the table had to keep him calm so I wouldn’t get Arizona’d.
October 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Speaking of Hitler I find it funny how a lot of esoteric fascism is just co-opting unrelated stuff. Terms like “Agartha,” “Vril,” and “Hyperborea” originally had nothing to do with Nazism. Imagine if I started a political movement that emphasized “Carcosa,” “Jedi powers,” and “Albuquerque” lmfao.
When I was a kid I had a dream where I was invited to a dinner party but Hitler was there and the other guys at the table had to keep him calm so I wouldn’t get Arizona’d.
October 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
When I was a kid I had a dream where I was invited to a dinner party but Hitler was there and the other guys at the table had to keep him calm so I wouldn’t get Arizona’d.
Died on the tutorial of a game.
Samurai Preparing for Harakiri Ritual
ALT: Samurai Preparing for Harakiri Ritual
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October 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Died on the tutorial of a game.
How HAL 9000 was moving:
October 2, 2026 at 11:58 AM
How HAL 9000 was moving:
The R midterm electoral strategy is hilarious. "We know we've made every aspect of your life worse, but have you considered the Dems are all these things we've made up about them? Not voting for us won't teach us any lessons btw; we're incapable of correcting course! Just give us another chance..."
October 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
The R midterm electoral strategy is hilarious. "We know we've made every aspect of your life worse, but have you considered the Dems are all these things we've made up about them? Not voting for us won't teach us any lessons btw; we're incapable of correcting course! Just give us another chance..."
You know you're winning an argument with a Trump supporter when they say smth like "Kamala would've been worse" or "Kamala would have done the same thing." At that point they've admitted they're wrong and are just coping.
October 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
You know you're winning an argument with a Trump supporter when they say smth like "Kamala would've been worse" or "Kamala would have done the same thing." At that point they've admitted they're wrong and are just coping.
Who up workin they goose rn?
September 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Who up workin they goose rn?
Thinking about the youtube slop channel where a guy with a simpsons rantsona hates women.
September 25, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Thinking about the youtube slop channel where a guy with a simpsons rantsona hates women.
When I was a LITTLE kid I used to watch videos about space and aliens and I remember getting scared shitless by a video called "WE ARE GOING TO DIE PLEASE HELP US" that IIRC was some sort of fake transmission from an alien civilization? Sounded like a distorted voice yelling is all I remember.
September 22, 2026 at 8:37 AM
When I was a LITTLE kid I used to watch videos about space and aliens and I remember getting scared shitless by a video called "WE ARE GOING TO DIE PLEASE HELP US" that IIRC was some sort of fake transmission from an alien civilization? Sounded like a distorted voice yelling is all I remember.
Back when I was a kid in the 2010's I used to watch this WatchMojo-esque YT slop called Top 5 Unknowns, and I remember one day they released a batshit insane ~30-minute documentary on adrenochrome that ended up getting deleted and becoming lost media.
September 22, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Back when I was a kid in the 2010's I used to watch this WatchMojo-esque YT slop called Top 5 Unknowns, and I remember one day they released a batshit insane ~30-minute documentary on adrenochrome that ended up getting deleted and becoming lost media.
>new FNaF book coming out
>follows a fan-favorite female character
It’s gonna be Toy Chica, isn’t it?
>follows a fan-favorite female character
It’s gonna be Toy Chica, isn’t it?
September 22, 2026 at 7:50 AM
>new FNaF book coming out
>follows a fan-favorite female character
It’s gonna be Toy Chica, isn’t it?
>follows a fan-favorite female character
It’s gonna be Toy Chica, isn’t it?
Roswell was a monumental aura loss for the aliens. They traveled all that way just to crash and die, and ever since then they've just been doing cowardly fly-bys. The Spanish did more with their primitive caravels than these aliens could do with their super-advanced spaceships.
September 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Roswell was a monumental aura loss for the aliens. They traveled all that way just to crash and die, and ever since then they've just been doing cowardly fly-bys. The Spanish did more with their primitive caravels than these aliens could do with their super-advanced spaceships.
YO MAMA SO RACIST
When she plays "Fortnite"
Instead of the Chug Jug
She drinks...
THE CHUD JUG!
When she plays "Fortnite"
Instead of the Chug Jug
She drinks...
THE CHUD JUG!
September 19, 2026 at 8:43 AM
YO MAMA SO RACIST
When she plays "Fortnite"
Instead of the Chug Jug
She drinks...
THE CHUD JUG!
When she plays "Fortnite"
Instead of the Chug Jug
She drinks...
THE CHUD JUG!
Alternate history scenario where the US is purple on the map instead of blue.
September 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Alternate history scenario where the US is purple on the map instead of blue.
My favorite internet drama of the now is that Jacksepticeye made a Charlie Kirk joke and the “person” leading the charge to cancel him is a gross pathetic lolicon-loving cuck named Chibi Reviews, who tried to sue people over mean tweets and whose brother is a chair.
September 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
My favorite internet drama of the now is that Jacksepticeye made a Charlie Kirk joke and the “person” leading the charge to cancel him is a gross pathetic lolicon-loving cuck named Chibi Reviews, who tried to sue people over mean tweets and whose brother is a chair.
I died to a goblin army and I'm mad now.
TERRARIA DEVS WHEN THERE ARE CONSENTING ADULTS UPSTAIRS:
Family Guy Running Down Stairs Running Doen Stairs
ALT: Family Guy Running Down Stairs Running Doen Stairs
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September 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I died to a goblin army and I'm mad now.
TERRARIA DEVS WHEN THERE ARE CONSENTING ADULTS UPSTAIRS:
Family Guy Running Down Stairs Running Doen Stairs
ALT: Family Guy Running Down Stairs Running Doen Stairs
static.klipy.com
September 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
TERRARIA DEVS WHEN THERE ARE CONSENTING ADULTS UPSTAIRS:
I shit you the fuck not when I took a nap today I had a dream that Charlie Kirk was an actor in some movie about a detective investigating a racism-fueled terror attack in the latter half of the 19th century. I think I just experienced a Kirkiversary miracle guys.
September 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I shit you the fuck not when I took a nap today I had a dream that Charlie Kirk was an actor in some movie about a detective investigating a racism-fueled terror attack in the latter half of the 19th century. I think I just experienced a Kirkiversary miracle guys.
Reposting my shittily-drawn Kirk for the Kirkiversary.
Got bored during a TTRPG session and drew Charlie Kirk from memory.
September 10, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Reposting my shittily-drawn Kirk for the Kirkiversary.
If I was an evil fucking wizard my cursed incantations would be “trans rights”, “vote”, and “black lives matter” because I’m a good fucking person.
September 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If I was an evil fucking wizard my cursed incantations would be “trans rights”, “vote”, and “black lives matter” because I’m a good fucking person.
Got bored and turned Dan Hentschel into Uncle Sam.
September 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Got bored and turned Dan Hentschel into Uncle Sam.
verity after giving me a loan with an insanely high interest rate: hey it's me it's usury
September 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
verity after giving me a loan with an insanely high interest rate: hey it's me it's usury
Just listened to Tyga's Starface. This album is apocalyptic ass. If it was released back in the day it'd be considered a crime punishable by castration. Shitty instrumentals, nonsensical and bland lyrics. A 0.0 rating is far too kind to this AI slop. I'd rather listen to Tobuscus's new stuff.
September 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Just listened to Tyga's Starface. This album is apocalyptic ass. If it was released back in the day it'd be considered a crime punishable by castration. Shitty instrumentals, nonsensical and bland lyrics. A 0.0 rating is far too kind to this AI slop. I'd rather listen to Tobuscus's new stuff.