Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Elgin (Illinois) Fringe Festival ticket sales are live!
www.elginfringefestival.com/product-page...
A $4 button gets you into the festival as a whole, then individual tickets for each show go entirely to the artist. My shows are:
Fri Sep 25 at 7:30 PM
Sat Sep 26 at 1:30 PM
Sun Sep 27 at 2:30 PM
www.elginfringefestival.com/product-page...
A $4 button gets you into the festival as a whole, then individual tickets for each show go entirely to the artist. My shows are:
Fri Sep 25 at 7:30 PM
Sat Sep 26 at 1:30 PM
Sun Sep 27 at 2:30 PM
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![Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreih526pxolmi4pgqdcdu435uhkrrldhpwq6rrsnk4hfs6dskbe5r7e)
September 22, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Let the gods descend to earth and teach us the true meaning of disco dancing.
September 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Let the gods descend to earth and teach us the true meaning of disco dancing.
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🎶 Dunst in the wind
All we are is
Dunst in the wind 🎶
All we are is
Dunst in the wind 🎶
Kirsten Dunst in some serious wind.
Alt: Kirsten Dunst in some serious wind.
static.klipy.com
September 22, 2026 at 1:10 PM
🎶 Dunst in the wind
All we are is
Dunst in the wind 🎶
All we are is
Dunst in the wind 🎶
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Booyah - g.o.a.t. story
September 22, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Booyah - g.o.a.t. story
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Bahahaha = gloat story
September 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Bahahaha = gloat story
Booooo = ghost story
Baaaaa = goat story
Baaaaa = goat story
September 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Booooo = ghost story
Baaaaa = goat story
Baaaaa = goat story
Development team
(Front end vs back end)
(Front end vs back end)
September 20, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Development team
(Front end vs back end)
(Front end vs back end)
Audio engineering challenge: not make the guest's saliva sound like a mop sloshing in a bucket the entire interview
September 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Audio engineering challenge: not make the guest's saliva sound like a mop sloshing in a bucket the entire interview
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Bruce Wayne’s alter ego gets invited to a lot of meals on #BatmanDay.
It’s: dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman.
It’s: dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman.
September 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Bruce Wayne’s alter ego gets invited to a lot of meals on #BatmanDay.
It’s: dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman.
It’s: dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman.
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Law & Order: Excessive Spinoffs Unit
September 19, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Law & Order: Excessive Spinoffs Unit
You all warned me about Section 31 and I tried watching it anyway, that’s on me
September 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
You all warned me about Section 31 and I tried watching it anyway, that’s on me
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bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
September 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
Spambots crave the human perspiration they can never have, that's why they start all their messages "hello sweaty"
September 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Spambots crave the human perspiration they can never have, that's why they start all their messages "hello sweaty"
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ISAAC HAYES working the Director of
SHAFT (1971)
Gordon Parks — on the music that would win him an Oscar for Best Original Song.
SHAFT (1971)
Gordon Parks — on the music that would win him an Oscar for Best Original Song.
September 17, 2026 at 11:15 AM
ISAAC HAYES working the Director of
SHAFT (1971)
Gordon Parks — on the music that would win him an Oscar for Best Original Song.
SHAFT (1971)
Gordon Parks — on the music that would win him an Oscar for Best Original Song.
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teach them well and let them eat the hay
September 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
teach them well and let them eat the hay
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[closes void]
ok, that's enough scream time for now
ok, that's enough scream time for now
September 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
[closes void]
ok, that's enough scream time for now
ok, that's enough scream time for now
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Because of his ruthless business practices?
September 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Because of his ruthless business practices?
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stink lines are an evolutionary tactic to guard against the predations of hobos, who themselves have evolved to detect the pleasant wafteron emanated by organisms such as windowsill pies
September 17, 2026 at 1:39 PM
stink lines are an evolutionary tactic to guard against the predations of hobos, who themselves have evolved to detect the pleasant wafteron emanated by organisms such as windowsill pies
Why's everybody talking about Shere Khan
September 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Why's everybody talking about Shere Khan
A Reacher spinoff is a bit of a reach
September 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
A Reacher spinoff is a bit of a reach
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I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion
September 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion
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sorry every unit in the building is already octopied
September 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
sorry every unit in the building is already octopied
It all started going downhill when they invented gravity
September 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
It all started going downhill when they invented gravity
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If you buy a used drum set, there will be repercussions.
September 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
If you buy a used drum set, there will be repercussions.