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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
March 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
It’s a war zone!
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s a war zone!
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July 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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with all the money in the world Jeff Bezos managed to build a rocket that can take you to space for less than the duration of a SpongeBob episode. NASA put people on the goddamn moon 60 years ago with some tinfoil and a calculator the size of a suitcase. private sector inefficiency at its finest
A crew of six women, including pop star Katy Perry and Jeff Bezos's fiancé Lauren Sanchez, is set to blast off today on an 11-minute Blue Origin flight.
It marks the first all-female space mission in 60 years — hailed as a breakthrough for gender equality in space tourism.
It marks the first all-female space mission in 60 years — hailed as a breakthrough for gender equality in space tourism.
April 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
with all the money in the world Jeff Bezos managed to build a rocket that can take you to space for less than the duration of a SpongeBob episode. NASA put people on the goddamn moon 60 years ago with some tinfoil and a calculator the size of a suitcase. private sector inefficiency at its finest
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folks again unless you have no other choice do not get in a helicopter for any goddamn reason
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
folks again unless you have no other choice do not get in a helicopter for any goddamn reason
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As the Russia-Urkraine negotiations progress, it’s important to understand how Trump’s psychology, and Putin’s awareness of Trump’s psychological vulnerabilities, may factor into the outcome.
Let’s unpack…..
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Let’s unpack…..
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Trump admires Putin’s toughness, his strength, and his authority.
Trump desires/craves Putin’s validation and respect, and to be seen as a peer by Putin.
Putin is a master manipulator trained in KGB tactics.
Trump is incredibly easy to manipulate.
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Trump desires/craves Putin’s validation and respect, and to be seen as a peer by Putin.
Putin is a master manipulator trained in KGB tactics.
Trump is incredibly easy to manipulate.
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www.patreon.com/posts/30865781
March 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
As the Russia-Urkraine negotiations progress, it’s important to understand how Trump’s psychology, and Putin’s awareness of Trump’s psychological vulnerabilities, may factor into the outcome.
Let’s unpack…..
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Let’s unpack…..
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I want you to understand this is happening in our name and we know most of these men committed no crimes. One is a professional soccer player who was tortured in Venezuela and was working through asylum in the U.S. ICE shipped him for his Real Madrid tattoo and a picture throwing rock & roll horns.
March 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I want you to understand this is happening in our name and we know most of these men committed no crimes. One is a professional soccer player who was tortured in Venezuela and was working through asylum in the U.S. ICE shipped him for his Real Madrid tattoo and a picture throwing rock & roll horns.
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Derek ratioed him again
March 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Derek ratioed him again
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You: “This is dumb! The democrats are just holding paddles! This is meaningless!”
Me, an intellectual: “Yeah, but those paddles were made by union workers!”
Me, an intellectual: “Yeah, but those paddles were made by union workers!”
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You: “This is dumb! The democrats are just holding paddles! This is meaningless!”
Me, an intellectual: “Yeah, but those paddles were made by union workers!”
Me, an intellectual: “Yeah, but those paddles were made by union workers!”
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WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
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The Times spoke to people being trapped inside a Panama hotel after deportation from the US and the individual stories of horror are almost too much to bear www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...
February 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The Times spoke to people being trapped inside a Panama hotel after deportation from the US and the individual stories of horror are almost too much to bear www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...
A long time ago I saw a @bagleycartoons.bsky.social comic with the Utah legislators holding a Rubik’s cube - all red except for a center blue dot labeled “SLC” - and complaining no matter what they did they couldn’t get rid of the blue.
He could run that every session and it’d be relevant.
He could run that every session and it’d be relevant.
February 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
A long time ago I saw a @bagleycartoons.bsky.social comic with the Utah legislators holding a Rubik’s cube - all red except for a center blue dot labeled “SLC” - and complaining no matter what they did they couldn’t get rid of the blue.
He could run that every session and it’d be relevant.
He could run that every session and it’d be relevant.
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New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
INDIANAPOLIS—In an effort to ensure only properly credentialed individuals are allowed to participate in the political franchise, a new law passed Thursday in Indiana requires all women voters to show...
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID
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Listen to fountains of wayne
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Listen to fountains of wayne