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CaptainHoers 🔜 PCH, UKPC
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Serial one-hit wonder | he/they

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That thing where all of your Sims need bars are about half full so you just feel kind of mid but don't have a clear route to how to fix that
September 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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63 | Stage Magic
September 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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A friend suggested this idea and I thought it was fun :3

Looooove how these turned out; just ABSOLUTE vibes.

#wingsoffire #wofart #dragon #art

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Commissions are OPEN!! For more info, check out https://willowisp-illustration.com/commissions!!
September 19, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Trotmania: available at trotmania.ponyvillefm.com/pages/4/down...

Setup with two L-Tek Core pads, with a custom design by @captainhoers.bsky.social! To play the game, you had to insert 1 bit first (coins designed by @mylittleties.com).
September 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
board game production is so fucked. if i switched Stardust to a gimmick VHS case for a box it would shave $5 off the manufacturing price and I'm genuinely considering it
September 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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EPISODE DROPS IN JUST OVER HALF AN HOUR!
New month, new episode! This time we're doing PLATONIC SHIPPING! Turns out there's more options than romance! Like what, you ask? Check it out when it drops on the 7th!

youtu.be/EehNpJBI6lQ

#DraftHorses #mlp

ft @melodymelancholy.bsky.social @kettlemaster.bsky.social @thebirdgang.bsky.social
Artists Draw Random Platonic My Little Pony Shipping
YouTube video by Draft Horses
youtu.be
September 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Here's a surprise for Galacon: I'VE GOT NEW T-SHIRTS! These three designs are sublimation-printed, light polyester and printed all over (for extra gay). I've got sizes M-2XL and stock is limited so come find me on the ground floor at Galacon!
September 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Is there anyone who's going to be at Galacon who:
1. Will be there on Friday by 4pm
2. Will be there with a car
3. Is willing to spend 30-40 minutes on an errand that's like ten times easier with car than on public transit?

DM me!
September 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
the process of re-enchanting myself with my various long haul projects is very fun but also frustrating because time is finite and these things are a lot of work
September 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I will never not find hilarious the degree of self-own AI has been for the tech industry in a like, hoist by their own petard kind of way. It really is the tool by which tech is eating itself
August 25, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Yum I'm so full of pepsi max
August 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
have a new coinage: doomyapping

that one friend who you can't even start talking to politics about because their combination of a grim outlook and inability to read the room, so they keep talking about the worst news imaginable without realising that others are becoming upset
August 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
every time i post about things that aren't niche fandom shit i get a bunch of middle-aged liberals who should really put down their phones in my likes (and now in my replies as well). That is if they're real at all and not just bots which a lot of them presumably are
August 14, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Ah yes I love my update night options:
- sleep (pc will wake up in 15 minutes)
- update and shut down (pc will update and restart)
- update and restart
Truly windows is an operating system
August 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I have been made to feel very old by an ad for hearing tests featuring a guy reminiscing about going to raves in the 90s, and it got my attention because I recognised the track under it. Granted I know that track from a video game that used it in 2003, but still
August 13, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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The number of people who have assumed my kindness and optimism is a front for ulterior motives really makes me wonder how many people in life have genuine friends in their lives.

Not everyone who is friendly and cheerful is doing it to get one over on you, I promise. We just wanna smile again.
its tough out there but so am i
August 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Very easy! I've already done this, and I'll do it again.
August 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
At this point I can be at least 80% sure that the I will NOT have board games at Galacon due to production delays. I placed the order back in May and the bulk order process has taken a month longer than expected, and they're due to ship the week of the con with no time to arrive. (1/3)
August 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Sorry for waking up swinging but im never gonna take the idea that finding comfort or realization in darker topics is 'icky' sitting down. Put the fucking bible down and go anywhere online outside of your usual circles, use that discomfort to build understanding, blanket tropes dont make people evil
July 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The curse of every cyberpunk author is to see their predictions come true far sooner than they expected, but with worse graphic design and somehow even stupider and more cruel
July 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Okay whew that was a lot NOW next up: Galacon! In September! Actually only 8 weeks away!
July 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM
they're going home, they're going home, they're going

england's going home 🎶
July 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Idk how people do art fight man
July 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Scotland I am inside you
July 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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date 🌻
#mlp #art
July 7, 2026 at 9:12 AM