Murphy Murph
@captmurphy.bsky.social
Lmao getting blocked for calling out people being assholes. We’re cooked, man.
October 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Lmao getting blocked for calling out people being assholes. We’re cooked, man.
The White Sox play with a joy that’s totally absent on this moribund team. Anyway you can all go back to being shitheads about the Astros for something almost ten years ago in a time when players are actively collaborating on betting.
September 30, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The White Sox play with a joy that’s totally absent on this moribund team. Anyway you can all go back to being shitheads about the Astros for something almost ten years ago in a time when players are actively collaborating on betting.
LOTR: King of the Dead Appears
ALT: LOTR: King of the Dead Appears
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September 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I’m glad a national audience gets to see the other side of Yordan where he looks like an AA hitter getting his first cup of coffee.
September 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’m glad a national audience gets to see the other side of Yordan where he looks like an AA hitter getting his first cup of coffee.
These challenges have been amazing.
September 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
These challenges have been amazing.
I am super excited for Crane to not pay Pena and let him walk.
September 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I am super excited for Crane to not pay Pena and let him walk.
Don't love the strategy of giving up 4 runs and pulling your starter in the 1st inning, but lets see how it plays out.
September 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Don't love the strategy of giving up 4 runs and pulling your starter in the 1st inning, but lets see how it plays out.
They aren't booing, they're saying "Sooooousa sucks out loud."
September 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
They aren't booing, they're saying "Sooooousa sucks out loud."
You can't make this shit up.
September 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
You can't make this shit up.
BAH GAWD IS THAT NELSON CRUZ'S MUSIC?
September 30, 2026 at 8:20 PM
BAH GAWD IS THAT NELSON CRUZ'S MUSIC?
Is the greatest mind here.... Newt?
Hegseth: "Project Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich"
September 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Is the greatest mind here.... Newt?
Turn on the TV and immediately see Bob Costas. Police I’d like to report an assault.
September 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Turn on the TV and immediately see Bob Costas. Police I’d like to report an assault.
Ah yes, a Nelson Velazquez home run.
September 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Ah yes, a Nelson Velazquez home run.
It's me, the guy still on Cam Smith Island.
September 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
It's me, the guy still on Cam Smith Island.
Joe Espada doing bad bullpen management in the second inning is why the Astros are at the forefront of baseball advances.
September 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Joe Espada doing bad bullpen management in the second inning is why the Astros are at the forefront of baseball advances.
Mercy kill this team please.
September 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Mercy kill this team please.
Astros pitchers throw a fucking strike challenge.
September 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Astros pitchers throw a fucking strike challenge.
Release the playoff roster, cowards!
September 29, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Release the playoff roster, cowards!
Litigating in New Mexico
"Hello Counsel, here is a very reasonable settlement offer."
"Thank you for your reasonable offer. I hope you die and I'll see you in court where I'll spill your blood in front of the judge and dance on your lifeless corpse."
"Hello Counsel, here is a very reasonable settlement offer."
"Thank you for your reasonable offer. I hope you die and I'll see you in court where I'll spill your blood in front of the judge and dance on your lifeless corpse."
September 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Litigating in New Mexico
"Hello Counsel, here is a very reasonable settlement offer."
"Thank you for your reasonable offer. I hope you die and I'll see you in court where I'll spill your blood in front of the judge and dance on your lifeless corpse."
"Hello Counsel, here is a very reasonable settlement offer."
"Thank you for your reasonable offer. I hope you die and I'll see you in court where I'll spill your blood in front of the judge and dance on your lifeless corpse."
"The album's most successful single, "Sledgehammer", won a record nine MTV Awards at the 1987 MTV Video Music Awards. A 2011 Time report said "Sledgehammer" was the most played music video of all time on MTV."
What.
What.
September 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"The album's most successful single, "Sledgehammer", won a record nine MTV Awards at the 1987 MTV Video Music Awards. A 2011 Time report said "Sledgehammer" was the most played music video of all time on MTV."
What.
What.
It’s why I’m extremely cool and rad.
September 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It’s why I’m extremely cool and rad.
This sucks an absolutely immense amount. The Burrellballers forever in my heart.
Hello friends, I have not posted in awhile. I share difficult news today. In March this year, Malcolm Pierce @redbirdmenace.bsky.social passed away. Read the full post here: woodsy-studio.com/news/difficu...
Difficult News: The Passing of Malcolm Pierce - Woodsy Studio
Dear Woodsy Studio fans, This is the original founder and creator of Woodsy Studio, Jenny Gibbons, giving you some difficult news today. My life partner of 22 years and co-writer of several Woodsy Stu...
woodsy-studio.com
September 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This sucks an absolutely immense amount. The Burrellballers forever in my heart.
Thank god the fed has saved us all from being able to afford anything.
September 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Thank god the fed has saved us all from being able to afford anything.
“Dad you don’t give dinosaurs coffee! That makes them sick!”
September 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
“Dad you don’t give dinosaurs coffee! That makes them sick!”