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Eric Jacobson
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Shit-posting Xennial. Unapologetic progressive/ally. Guitar nerd. Music production. Photography. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fanatic. Hot sauce snob. Punching Nazis is my love language.
The #Trump administration's requirements for our military sound exactly like Pete Hegseth's Grindr profile.
October 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
#Trump literally had the shit scared out of him by his own military's flyover in front of Chinese president, Xi Jinping.
September 24, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The dementia symptoms have gotten so bad that #Trump is just making up rules while he squats in someone else's house.
September 23, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Watching videos of #Trump supporters literally saying that they miss Biden will be the only thing that gets those of us who knew better through the rest of his presidency.
September 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This just sounds like #Trump is admitting that he's dumber than a chatbot...
September 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
#Trump loves attention more than he hates communism.
September 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
#Trump just held a press conference where all he could do is shout into a void of camera people with no audio, after the White House press pool refused to cover the president, in solidarity with CNN, MSNOW and Politico.
September 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
With #Trump banning journalists from @cnn.com , @msnownews.bsky.social and @politico.com from the White House, then his administration will have no one left to performatively bully for the base.
September 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The next major fracture in the #MAGA movement:
September 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
@cnn.com , @msnownews.bsky.social and @politico.com getting banned from the White House by #Trump probably feels a lot like getting banned from a KKK meeting that's held in a sewer.
September 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If #Trump had half a clue how to run a business or manage an economy successfully, he would never say stupid shit like this...
September 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The #Trump administration's military is just crashing out all over the place...
September 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM
#MAGA likes to say "go woke, go broke," as if tolerating fascism is somehow a more financially defensible position.
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Kennedy Center was operating with a budget surplus before #Trump returned to office, so if it's losing money now, that's his seventh bankruptcy...
September 16, 2026 at 11:54 PM
If #Trump didn't rat-fuck America so badly, he wouldn't be sending JD Vance out to make abuser apology videos like this for the whole country.
September 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
#Trump just sold Israel more than twice the tonnage of bombs than what Germany dropped on England during The Blitz in WWII, and that lasted 8 months...but he'll probably be dead long before any innocent Americans have to answer for who those get used on.
September 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If calling Israel's behavior in #Palestine a genocide is "antisemitic", than so is aligning with the #MAGA Republicans that all the neo-Nazis proudly vote for.
September 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Which of these are #Republicans more afraid to face: their constituents at town halls or their Democratic opponents on the debate stage? 🤔
September 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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ELECT. THIS. MAN.
September 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
If wealthy Zionists like Robert Kraft don't feel comfortable with criticism of the genocide in #Palestine, he should get a massage and relax.
September 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
It hits different knowing #MAGA calls #Trump the GOAT now...
September 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The only exercise #MAGA gets is the mental gymnastics used to defend #Trump being a pedophile.
September 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
#Trump thinks the #SCOTUS justices are his employees instead of the American people's...
September 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
You can tell this photo of #Trump kissing Natalie is fake because she's an adult...
September 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
#Trump talks about America having a high-IQ president in the 3rd person because even he knows it's not him.
September 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM