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Isaac Harris
@carlweatherbottom.bsky.social
Probably just posting about films I've watched.
Reposted by Isaac Harris
Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.
September 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
How old am I?
To answer your question, I am very excited for my new coffee maker and explained to my wife several times about why I am excited and how it works. I am that old.
September 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by Isaac Harris
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
September 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Reminder, it's your right to contact your members of Congress everyday demanding that they literally do anything to stop this.
August 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Borrow a movie from a friend.
Every time you check out a library book instead of ordering from Amazon, ask a friend instead of an LLM, cook a meal instead of ordering from an app, or go for a walk instead of scrolling social media, you interrupt the cash flows of insane CEOs. Do it! Ruin their day!
August 14, 2026 at 3:31 PM
If you have a metal band, and your drummer uses triggers, fire your drummer and just get a drum machine.
August 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
There comes a point every 8-12 months where all I want to do is watch Nicolas Cage steal the Declaration of Independence.
August 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Got these DVDs from my wife today
July 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Open pianos in public spaces should be banned. Not once has anyone that's actually been good at piano ever played one.
July 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I knew they were leading a secret, salacious life.
July 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
@bennington.bsky.social @gailbennington.bsky.social
My song of the summer is a couple years old, but this song from Zimbabwe is a banger. Awa Khiwe x Ghanaian Stallion "Ngeke Bengimele"

youtu.be/XETq5OVPpGQ?...
Awa Khiwe x Ghanaian Stallion - Ngeke Bengimele
YouTube video by Ghanaian Stallion
youtu.be
July 23, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Turning down my podcast talking about how lovely a film "An American in Paris" is, to listen to a grown man in a parking lot scream into his phone "FUCK YOU! I AM IMPORTANT AND YOU ARE NOTHING! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! IM AN ALPHA AND YOU ARE SHIT!"
July 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Oh shit, I hit the repost button by accident
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
July 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
@bennington.bsky.social
Blaze Foley "Big Cheeseburgers and Hood French Fries"
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Big Cheeseburgers & Good French Fries - Blaze Foley
YouTube video by MoonLit Water
youtu.be
July 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If TMZ can't get us actual photos of Mitch McConnell in the hospital, then he is really dead.
July 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I love waking up to good news.
youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?...
Kool & The Gang - Celebration
YouTube video by KoolAndTheGangVEVO
youtu.be
July 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I just found out O&H Bakery in Wisconsin does a weekly "win a kringle" contest. I have never wanted to win anything so badly in my life.
July 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is the only time I will agree with MAGA lunatics, but I believe Mitch McConnell is actually dead and they are trying to hide it.
July 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I want a Galaxy Quest Blu-ray with a commentary track by Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes.
July 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
What if I don't want to?
July 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
@michaelroleary.bsky.social proposed to me. I said maybe.
July 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I now own a brown belt. Eighteen year old me thought I would die well before I got old enough to do that
July 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My wife just said she keeps thinking this guy from The Boondock Saints is "that guy from Aunty Donna". By that she must mean Broden. @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
June 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Is King Richard just a remake of King Ralph?
June 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM