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@carnitas.bsky.social
Chaotic Sleepy
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
America’s Weird Neighbor
📍a bog perhaps
Pinned
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for a while i was trying to get cease and desists from various fastfood and chain restaurants by making really specific claims in the hopes that i could make something so stupid that somebody somewhere would have to have a meeting about it as part of their job
October 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
for a while i was trying to get cease and desists from various fastfood and chain restaurants by making really specific claims in the hopes that i could make something so stupid that somebody somewhere would have to have a meeting about it as part of their job
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dude's got a set of big naturals (balls)
October 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
dude's got a set of big naturals (balls)
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my phone keeps autocorrecting it to Publix executions
October 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
my phone keeps autocorrecting it to Publix executions
can we just have the malls back instead of public executions
October 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
can we just have the malls back instead of public executions
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ate a salad today so i’ll probably have to fill my shoes with pennies tomorrow so i don’t float away like a leaf in the wind
October 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
ate a salad today so i’ll probably have to fill my shoes with pennies tomorrow so i don’t float away like a leaf in the wind
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jerry gentertainment wentworth
October 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
jerry gentertainment wentworth
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Somewhere a Gen Z sleeper agent has been activated 🏆👑 Congratulations @carnitas.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
haicru:
six seven six se
ven six seven six seven
six seven yeet skrrt
six seven six se
ven six seven six seven
six seven yeet skrrt
October 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Somewhere a Gen Z sleeper agent has been activated 🏆👑 Congratulations @carnitas.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
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kelly girl, walk it off, we’ve all been in a dispute over a mechanical bird
October 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
kelly girl, walk it off, we’ve all been in a dispute over a mechanical bird
hire me to make a video breaking news to someone
October 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
hire me to make a video breaking news to someone
“huh?” i say prepared to answer your question as soon as you start telling me it again
October 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
“huh?” i say prepared to answer your question as soon as you start telling me it again
FUCKIN GOT YOUR ASS
Your mom is in retrograde
October 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
FUCKIN GOT YOUR ASS
they’re gonna announce Diablo V any day now
October 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
they’re gonna announce Diablo V any day now
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For your viewing pleasure 🥰🖤
October 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
For your viewing pleasure 🥰🖤
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Still in the Declaration of Independence as a merciless Indian savage. We are still here and I for one plan to remain merciless and hostile.
October 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Still in the Declaration of Independence as a merciless Indian savage. We are still here and I for one plan to remain merciless and hostile.
i do this for MY SKEETIES
i do this for FOUR LIKES
i do this to CONTRIBUTE TO THE INTERNET
[hardcore singer bark]
i do this for FOUR LIKES
i do this to CONTRIBUTE TO THE INTERNET
[hardcore singer bark]
October 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i do this for MY SKEETIES
i do this for FOUR LIKES
i do this to CONTRIBUTE TO THE INTERNET
[hardcore singer bark]
i do this for FOUR LIKES
i do this to CONTRIBUTE TO THE INTERNET
[hardcore singer bark]
can you stir the soup, i’m gonna get in it
October 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
can you stir the soup, i’m gonna get in it
can’t we all just be cum gutters and get along
what's this about moms? Aunties make the best cum sluts.
October 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
can’t we all just be cum gutters and get along
moths are also gays but they’re mostly lesbians
October 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
moths are also gays but they’re mostly lesbians