Cass
@cassiecrisis.bsky.social
i should probably write a new bio
make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
five guys relive and work out interpersonal issues while one of their girlfriends does a sleepover with a prepubescent nepo baby
five guys relive and work out interpersonal issues while one of their girlfriends does a sleepover with a prepubescent nepo baby
October 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
five guys relive and work out interpersonal issues while one of their girlfriends does a sleepover with a prepubescent nepo baby
five guys relive and work out interpersonal issues while one of their girlfriends does a sleepover with a prepubescent nepo baby
aerial's shield blocking the dilanza's beam is s tier sound design
one of the best sounds in all of gundam
one of the best sounds in all of gundam
October 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
aerial's shield blocking the dilanza's beam is s tier sound design
one of the best sounds in all of gundam
one of the best sounds in all of gundam
i am still not used to buttons on the other side of shirts
October 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
i am still not used to buttons on the other side of shirts
i worked very hard for 3 days straight and now my brain is like "nahhhhhhhhh"
😡
😡
October 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
i worked very hard for 3 days straight and now my brain is like "nahhhhhhhhh"
😡
😡
gotta start engaging with the world from first principles.
only way.
only way.
October 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
gotta start engaging with the world from first principles.
only way.
only way.
me playing bullet chess when my opponent has 88 in their name
October 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
me playing bullet chess when my opponent has 88 in their name
*me believing clearly false thing*
me: "why do we believe this false thing?"
me: "trauma."
me: "well that's a dumb reason."
me: "oh good call being mean to the trauma victim, wtg"
me: "why do we believe this false thing?"
me: "trauma."
me: "well that's a dumb reason."
me: "oh good call being mean to the trauma victim, wtg"
October 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
*me believing clearly false thing*
me: "why do we believe this false thing?"
me: "trauma."
me: "well that's a dumb reason."
me: "oh good call being mean to the trauma victim, wtg"
me: "why do we believe this false thing?"
me: "trauma."
me: "well that's a dumb reason."
me: "oh good call being mean to the trauma victim, wtg"
two messages of My Little Pony: A New Generation are boymoms enable fascism and ACAB
October 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
two messages of My Little Pony: A New Generation are boymoms enable fascism and ACAB
idc how millennial coded it is. skinny jeans make my legs look great
October 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
idc how millennial coded it is. skinny jeans make my legs look great
audhd will dig holes only audhd can get you out of
seems like self interest ngl
seems like self interest ngl
October 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
audhd will dig holes only audhd can get you out of
seems like self interest ngl
seems like self interest ngl
how the fuck is it only 3 pm and i feel like i've done 3 days worth of work?
October 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
how the fuck is it only 3 pm and i feel like i've done 3 days worth of work?
when i said this was 'about to get annihilated'
I really meant
'this is about to get eaten over three meals because i am a dainty princess and forgot i don't have nearly the appetite i used to'
I really meant
'this is about to get eaten over three meals because i am a dainty princess and forgot i don't have nearly the appetite i used to'
October 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
when i said this was 'about to get annihilated'
I really meant
'this is about to get eaten over three meals because i am a dainty princess and forgot i don't have nearly the appetite i used to'
I really meant
'this is about to get eaten over three meals because i am a dainty princess and forgot i don't have nearly the appetite i used to'
what do you mean progress isn't linear??
the one time i want chart for dinner 🙄
the one time i want chart for dinner 🙄
October 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
what do you mean progress isn't linear??
the one time i want chart for dinner 🙄
the one time i want chart for dinner 🙄
reading to Kiddo is one of the greatest joys in my life.
their first Christmas present from me, before they were even born, was a book so I could read to them every night and they would know my voice.
automating that away is soullessness.
their first Christmas present from me, before they were even born, was a book so I could read to them every night and they would know my voice.
automating that away is soullessness.
October 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
reading to Kiddo is one of the greatest joys in my life.
their first Christmas present from me, before they were even born, was a book so I could read to them every night and they would know my voice.
automating that away is soullessness.
their first Christmas present from me, before they were even born, was a book so I could read to them every night and they would know my voice.
automating that away is soullessness.
love that they were doing icarus/sun doomed yuri back in the 1600's
Daedalus and Icarus (flipped), by Anthony van Dyck, 1615-25, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
October 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
love that they were doing icarus/sun doomed yuri back in the 1600's
once i am past this work deadline i am taking a day off to fucking hibernate.
October 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
once i am past this work deadline i am taking a day off to fucking hibernate.
my grandma wants me to call everyone to come out to them 🙃
"yes, I am a tranny, please listen to my boy voice tell you i am a tranny with absolutely no visual cues"
nope, nope, nope. i will not be doing that, thank you.
"yes, I am a tranny, please listen to my boy voice tell you i am a tranny with absolutely no visual cues"
nope, nope, nope. i will not be doing that, thank you.
October 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
my grandma wants me to call everyone to come out to them 🙃
"yes, I am a tranny, please listen to my boy voice tell you i am a tranny with absolutely no visual cues"
nope, nope, nope. i will not be doing that, thank you.
"yes, I am a tranny, please listen to my boy voice tell you i am a tranny with absolutely no visual cues"
nope, nope, nope. i will not be doing that, thank you.
my dad saying
"he's going to live his life as a woman"
has been bouncing around my head giving me ricochet damage for days.
"he's going to live his life as a woman"
has been bouncing around my head giving me ricochet damage for days.
October 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
my dad saying
"he's going to live his life as a woman"
has been bouncing around my head giving me ricochet damage for days.
"he's going to live his life as a woman"
has been bouncing around my head giving me ricochet damage for days.
"cis women are your peers"
hah, jokes on you. nobody is my peer because everyone is a people except me.
hah, jokes on you. nobody is my peer because everyone is a people except me.
October 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"cis women are your peers"
hah, jokes on you. nobody is my peer because everyone is a people except me.
hah, jokes on you. nobody is my peer because everyone is a people except me.
did u really just say i have white male privilege??
October 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
did u really just say i have white male privilege??
nooooo, i don't have time to be burnt out and sleeeeeeepy
October 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
nooooo, i don't have time to be burnt out and sleeeeeeepy
also some of the physical stuff isn't even gender related.
what do you mean I have to learn how to smile again??
what do you mean I have to learn how to smile again??
i think it's crazy how much focus is put on the gender and sex aspects of transition when i feel like the majority of the work is self actualization.
complete iceberg situation.
complete iceberg situation.
October 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
also some of the physical stuff isn't even gender related.
what do you mean I have to learn how to smile again??
what do you mean I have to learn how to smile again??
i think it's crazy how much focus is put on the gender and sex aspects of transition when i feel like the majority of the work is self actualization.
complete iceberg situation.
complete iceberg situation.
October 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i think it's crazy how much focus is put on the gender and sex aspects of transition when i feel like the majority of the work is self actualization.
complete iceberg situation.
complete iceberg situation.
i have this coworker with the squeakiest shoes and it drives me bananas when he's up walking around
October 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
i have this coworker with the squeakiest shoes and it drives me bananas when he's up walking around