Lance Cartelli
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Emmy Winner | Writer, Editor, Producer, Podcaster | Stowe Story Labs Fellow | Originals Bureau S3 & Ballers List | Prev: NFL, CBS, Google, Vox
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Stowe Story Labs Announces Roster for 2025 Remote Retreat — Stowe Story Labs
Stowe Story Labs is pleased to announce the participants and mentors for our 2025 Remote Writers’ Retreat, which will run June 27 - July 1. We look forward to working with this wonderful group of art...
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Happy to announce that I've been selected for Stowe Story Labs' Remote Writer's retreat to continue developing my comedic family sports drama—BOOKIE OF THE YEAR
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wow these cops sure are... hacks
Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon were detained by police this afternoon in New York City while protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the U.N. assembly.
September 24, 2026 at 10:10 PM
wow these cops sure are... hacks
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RESIDENT EVIL fucking rips. Might be the funniest movie of the year
September 22, 2026 at 10:30 PM
RESIDENT EVIL fucking rips. Might be the funniest movie of the year
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COMMIT is on to the second round of AFF. Fourth year in a row having a script advance!
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
September 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
COMMIT is on to the second round of AFF. Fourth year in a row having a script advance!
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
COMMIT is on to the second round of AFF. Fourth year in a row having a script advance!
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
September 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
COMMIT is on to the second round of AFF. Fourth year in a row having a script advance!
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
Following a fatal accident, an ambitious football phenom fights to resurrect his career at a cutthroat college where a ruthless coach pushes him toward greatness—and self-destruction.
Texas has two of the funniest turnovers already
September 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Texas has two of the funniest turnovers already
at least the rams won't be jetlagged
September 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
at least the rams won't be jetlagged
man Kyle Chandler is on another level in Lanterns
August 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
man Kyle Chandler is on another level in Lanterns
everyone from Home Alone 2 is dying. I wonder who's next...
August 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
everyone from Home Alone 2 is dying. I wonder who's next...
texans and 49ers owner all paying for boutte
Kayshon Boutte to be traded to the Texans, per Tom Pelissero.
August 24, 2026 at 6:42 PM
texans and 49ers owner all paying for boutte
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Mayor Bass has had nearly four years as CEO of Los Angeles. We are living in the results of her leadership.
I respect her long career of public service, but this election has to be about results.
I respect her long career of public service, but this election has to be about results.
August 20, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Mayor Bass has had nearly four years as CEO of Los Angeles. We are living in the results of her leadership.
I respect her long career of public service, but this election has to be about results.
I respect her long career of public service, but this election has to be about results.
idc what anyone says AR looks good
August 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
idc what anyone says AR looks good
roman and seth are selling this shit out of this
August 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
roman and seth are selling this shit out of this
the substation demands its sacrifices in blood
49ers DE Mikail Kamara (leg) carted off practice field on Saturday.
August 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
the substation demands its sacrifices in blood
wtf
July 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
wtf
will somebody get these BEGGARS out of here hits even better the second time
July 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
will somebody get these BEGGARS out of here hits even better the second time
the substation strikes again
July 25, 2026 at 7:08 PM
the substation strikes again
somebody get these BEGGARS out of here
July 22, 2026 at 4:28 AM
somebody get these BEGGARS out of here
twitter being down during the world cup is hilarious
July 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
twitter being down during the world cup is hilarious
argentina vs spain
July 19, 2026 at 9:16 PM
argentina vs spain