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cavemen news is carlsbad, nm’s number one news source. twitch: cavemennews.
people who make trash videos about the time we tried to strap fire bombs to bats in carlsbad:

find another thing to make slop about for views.

maybe talk about when we set off a nuke underground to try and harness the power in generators, you nerds

#moreinterestingstuffaboutcbadthanthat
September 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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KAVE-TV
CHANNEL 6
PRESENT
CAVEMEN NEWS
EPISODE 143
BATS

@cavemennews.com and the CAVEMEN NEWS BEAT BAND
September 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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KAVE-TV
CHANNEL 6
PRESENTS
CAVEMEN NEWS
EPISODE 142
THE DIRT DOBBERS

@cavemennews.com
September 22, 2026 at 5:03 PM
found a busted piano on the curb
September 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
not into sports, haven’t video gamed much in years, missed a lot of popular music, not into star wars or trek or other sci fi stuff.

feel left out of those communities.

but, then someone references elder scrolls or fallout and my ears perk.

yes, THAT is what i’m a nerd of

fuck cyrodiil.
September 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
@robinmk.bsky.social depictions of the mona lisa remind me of you these days, so i am passing this along
September 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
September 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
had an intense migraine for 24 hours. out of migraine meds, so i just suffered for a day.

woke up 80% healed this morning and went to my old standby. 3 mcdonalds has browns.

i was 100% instantly.

no idea why this works.

i only get medical emergency mcdonalds. hasn’t failed yet.
September 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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KAVE—TV
CHANNEL 6
PRESENTS
CAVEMMEN NEWS
EPISODE 141
WESTERN WEEK

@cavemennews.com and the CMN ARKESTRA
September 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
going live with this is an hour and change.

Cobra is already in his assistant director’s chair
September 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“the stacy leigh” 2026
ink, colored pencil, water color; and wrapping paper on 11x14” bristol
September 10, 2026 at 11:48 AM
roommate mentioned sunscreen. i wanted to make a job about the sunscreen song. couldn’t remember who did it. didn’t want to look it up. kept conversing, but in the back of my brain i was bringing old memories of listening to radio when 11.

took 30ish minutes, but i got it.

it was baz lurhman
September 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
phones are lame as hell. get an mpc
September 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
ep. 141 “western week” flyer

yeehaw
September 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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KAVE-TV
CHANNEL 6
PRESENTS
CAVEMEN NEWS
EPISODE 140
CONTESTS

@cavemennews.com
September 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
if you missed yesterday’s ep, here are the important things you missed
September 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
tune in mere hours. we will be talking about the history of contests in carlsbad, nm.

there have been a lot.

twitch: cavemennews
September 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
September 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
ep. 139, “Allsup’s” intro

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music by the CMN Beat Band
September 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
“un mask (two fools)” 2026
ink, watercolor, ink, on 11x14” bristol. 3 of 3

#art #screenprint #ephemera
August 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
the thumbnail twitch chose for our episode
August 24, 2026 at 5:26 AM
happy mom birthday to all who celebrate
August 20, 2026 at 12:21 PM
if anybody has an invite code for gaggl, we would be so pumped.
August 20, 2026 at 12:33 AM
August 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
“un mask (two fools)” 2026
ink, watercolor, oil pastel, money, and alcohol marker on 11x14” bristol. 2 of 3

#art #screenprint #ephemera
August 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM