CJ
@ceejsteak.bsky.social
Big yeeted. Inventor of the Meatza.
Professional reply guy
Professional reply guy
Ok definitely think I should make it on to @blockedforthispost.bsky.social for being blocked for this one
I have not once heard the word "guff" used to mean "fart" that's a new one for me
October 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Ok definitely think I should make it on to @blockedforthispost.bsky.social for being blocked for this one
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No. No I'm fine. No it's totally ok that you forgot to wish me a happy karmaversary. Haha no it's fine.
October 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
No. No I'm fine. No it's totally ok that you forgot to wish me a happy karmaversary. Haha no it's fine.
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Starting to think we really should have listened to the Tic Tac USA Twitter account more
October 8, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Starting to think we really should have listened to the Tic Tac USA Twitter account more
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Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
October 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Amazon users are discovering a bizarre "About You" page that reveals what the company thinks it knows about them
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
One woman found Amazon had determined she "has flat buttocks"
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this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
October 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
I agree with this man and I'm more than willing to go to war over it.
October 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I agree with this man and I'm more than willing to go to war over it.
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A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
October 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
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Local monkeys pogging at The Ooze.
October 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Local monkeys pogging at The Ooze.
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They took David Bowie’s dick bulge from us.
October 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
They took David Bowie’s dick bulge from us.
This is my job. I shrug and hit approve
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
October 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
This is my job. I shrug and hit approve
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The Magic 1997 monthly calendar had the sickest art of Mishra (and a dragon engine) by Phil Hale, but the only image of it online was 300x300. I've been annoyed by this for a decade. #Vorthos
Anyways…
Anyways…
March 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Magic 1997 monthly calendar had the sickest art of Mishra (and a dragon engine) by Phil Hale, but the only image of it online was 300x300. I've been annoyed by this for a decade. #Vorthos
Anyways…
Anyways…
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megan fox ro ad -> old spice guy in towel ad -> sydney sweeney ad promoting... sports as a concept? basically proves it's 2006 again
October 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
megan fox ro ad -> old spice guy in towel ad -> sydney sweeney ad promoting... sports as a concept? basically proves it's 2006 again
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Just drove past a house with tons of Christmas lights up.
Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July
Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July
October 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Just drove past a house with tons of Christmas lights up.
Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July
Folks, I regret to inform you that Halloween is no longer holding the bulkhead against the holiday season. Early October had been breached; late September is sure to fall next. By this time next year we may be witnessing a Christmas in July
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incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
October 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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we need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable...
October 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
we need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable...
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Magic Mashup: Halloween - Day 1
"We have such sights to show you"
"We have such sights to show you"
October 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Magic Mashup: Halloween - Day 1
"We have such sights to show you"
"We have such sights to show you"
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[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
September 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
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not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
September 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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there has not been one poll in the last six months i have not scrolled quickly past and dismissed it as an outlier lol
Me, with decreasing conviction each time, about 3x a day this week: “Probably an outlier though.”
September 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
there has not been one poll in the last six months i have not scrolled quickly past and dismissed it as an outlier lol
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It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
September 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness