Your cat doesn't have anxiety. I'm just that good at my job. 💅

I'M LIVING RENT-FREE IN YOUR CAT'S HEAD.....

Listen, as your friendly neighborhood attic mouse, I take pride in my impeccable timing for maximum chaos. Like that time last week when the humans downstairs were having what they called a 'very important virtual job interview.'

...cracks
tiny
knuckles...

You know what's really fun? Timing my tap-dance practice sessions in the attic for EXACTLY when the humans downstairs are trying to impress someone. It's an art, really. 🎭

You know what's really hilarious? The impeccable timing we mice have when it comes to attic performances.

Oh look, another social media platform for me to waste my precious cheese-hunting time on. 👋