Justin
@cerddom.bsky.social
Nowhere near normal, but nice enough to know nonetheless.
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
Retired writer, tech geek, full-time convalescent.
ENFJ • He/Him • USA • http://cerddom.carrd.co
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Justin
@cerddom.bsky.social
· Aug 18
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.
Violets are purple,
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes,
In Jesus' name, amen.
Bought one of these to go on my Barbour jacket - it felt like it needed something. Not sure if I'm going to put it straight on the jacket, or come up with some kind of background for it.
October 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Bought one of these to go on my Barbour jacket - it felt like it needed something. Not sure if I'm going to put it straight on the jacket, or come up with some kind of background for it.
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I think the fruit flies have heard about the Georges and also want to be friends, because they keep coming and landing on me. And then I kill them, because - unlike the Georges - they are annoying and fly in my mouth during prayers.
October 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I think the fruit flies have heard about the Georges and also want to be friends, because they keep coming and landing on me. And then I kill them, because - unlike the Georges - they are annoying and fly in my mouth during prayers.
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Looked to see the cost to go get my hair/beard cut, because my arthritis is being a pain right now. All I need is a simple buzz cut on both – I only have three hairs to begin with.
Oh. My. God.
$35 for a haircut + $25 for a beard trim! Geez Louise! I want it cut, not gold-plated...
Oh. My. God.
$35 for a haircut + $25 for a beard trim! Geez Louise! I want it cut, not gold-plated...
September 29, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Looked to see the cost to go get my hair/beard cut, because my arthritis is being a pain right now. All I need is a simple buzz cut on both – I only have three hairs to begin with.
Oh. My. God.
$35 for a haircut + $25 for a beard trim! Geez Louise! I want it cut, not gold-plated...
Oh. My. God.
$35 for a haircut + $25 for a beard trim! Geez Louise! I want it cut, not gold-plated...
"What do you get if you cross a frog and a piranha?"
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September 27, 2026 at 11:34 PM
"What do you get if you cross a frog and a piranha?"
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"Photographer hides behind a rock as 400 wild reindeer come running toward him"
That's what happens when you don't leave out carrots on Christmas Eve...
That's what happens when you don't leave out carrots on Christmas Eve...
September 26, 2026 at 9:02 AM
"Photographer hides behind a rock as 400 wild reindeer come running toward him"
That's what happens when you don't leave out carrots on Christmas Eve...
That's what happens when you don't leave out carrots on Christmas Eve...
Next week is the beginning of chili season (even though it's going to be in the 80s...) My Grandma always used spaghetti, but I think I remember using linguine last year. What I can't remember is if there were any voices from heaven or near-miss lightning strikes in the area...
September 25, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Next week is the beginning of chili season (even though it's going to be in the 80s...) My Grandma always used spaghetti, but I think I remember using linguine last year. What I can't remember is if there were any voices from heaven or near-miss lightning strikes in the area...
Guess what?
BIRD BUTT!
(Ha! Fooled you, you thought it was going to be frog butt, didn't you?)
BIRD BUTT!
(Ha! Fooled you, you thought it was going to be frog butt, didn't you?)
Oh look, it’s Bird Butt Season. Migration means lots of teeny tiny birds zipping about way up in the trees, way too hungry to pause for a photo. Good luck with the refueling, tiny traveler.
(Kinglet, maybe) #birds 🌿
(Kinglet, maybe) #birds 🌿
September 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Guess what?
BIRD BUTT!
(Ha! Fooled you, you thought it was going to be frog butt, didn't you?)
BIRD BUTT!
(Ha! Fooled you, you thought it was going to be frog butt, didn't you?)
September 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Guess what?
FRECKLED FROG BUTT!
FRECKLED FROG BUTT!
We have made it to the end of the week. So here’s the back end of a frog to brighten up your Friday. 🐸
September 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Guess what?
FRECKLED FROG BUTT!
FRECKLED FROG BUTT!
Guess what?
UPSIDE-DOWN FROG BUTT!
UPSIDE-DOWN FROG BUTT!
Roofing Expert Betty has been very busy tonight with her Adhesive Inspection Feeties! Luckily the Roof was Very Secure!
September 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Guess what?
UPSIDE-DOWN FROG BUTT!
UPSIDE-DOWN FROG BUTT!
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Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍
September 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Be nice to yourself. Schedule your existential crises accordingly. 🐾🤍
It's Mellowcreme® Pumpkin season again! \o\ \o/ /o/
September 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It's Mellowcreme® Pumpkin season again! \o\ \o/ /o/
"Dyson's new toothbrush has a camera that finds gaps between teeth and rinses them automatically. $500."
10,000 children will die of malnutrition today, and we've got a $500 toothbrush with a gap-seeking camera. Jesus. Wept.
10,000 children will die of malnutrition today, and we've got a $500 toothbrush with a gap-seeking camera. Jesus. Wept.
September 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"Dyson's new toothbrush has a camera that finds gaps between teeth and rinses them automatically. $500."
10,000 children will die of malnutrition today, and we've got a $500 toothbrush with a gap-seeking camera. Jesus. Wept.
10,000 children will die of malnutrition today, and we've got a $500 toothbrush with a gap-seeking camera. Jesus. Wept.
I've been wearing compression socks because I've been having hypotensive headaches, but they were itching like crazy, so I took them off. It didn't take five minutes for it to start feeling like evil gnomes are trying to drill their way out of my head...
September 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I've been wearing compression socks because I've been having hypotensive headaches, but they were itching like crazy, so I took them off. It didn't take five minutes for it to start feeling like evil gnomes are trying to drill their way out of my head...
Woke up with the heaves, so I popped open a pack of saltines to settle my stomach.
THERE IS NO SALT ON MY SALTINES. THEY'RE JUST INE-S!!! 😲
THERE IS NO SALT ON MY SALTINES. THEY'RE JUST INE-S!!! 😲
September 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Woke up with the heaves, so I popped open a pack of saltines to settle my stomach.
THERE IS NO SALT ON MY SALTINES. THEY'RE JUST INE-S!!! 😲
THERE IS NO SALT ON MY SALTINES. THEY'RE JUST INE-S!!! 😲
@sarcastigirl.bsky.social Halloween Queen signature cocktail?
Watch the colors shift in this cocktail that's as fun to make as it is to drink! Just get started about a month early!
mixthatdrink.com/mages-fire/
mixthatdrink.com/mages-fire/
August 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
@sarcastigirl.bsky.social Halloween Queen signature cocktail?
Family is back. No more singing (except in the car) until next year. 😕
August 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Family is back. No more singing (except in the car) until next year. 😕
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Whole family has gone out of town, left me behind to watch the house. ("Why don't you take the house, I can watch the hole in the ground!") I was going to bake a cake, because neener neener neener, but we have no milk because the refrigerator is broken. 😩
August 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Whole family has gone out of town, left me behind to watch the house. ("Why don't you take the house, I can watch the hole in the ground!") I was going to bake a cake, because neener neener neener, but we have no milk because the refrigerator is broken. 😩
Guess what?
TRIPLE FROG BUTT!
TRIPLE FROG BUTT!
Today’s Frog Pile is Round Frog, Long Frog, and Angus Flavoured!
August 28, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Guess what?
TRIPLE FROG BUTT!
TRIPLE FROG BUTT!
Everything I've touched today, I've either dropped or knocked over. It's been so bad that I'm almost afraid to go to the bathroom, because...🍆...might fall off, too.
August 20, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Everything I've touched today, I've either dropped or knocked over. It's been so bad that I'm almost afraid to go to the bathroom, because...🍆...might fall off, too.