Goofy Guy
@certifiedgoof.bsky.social
School bus driver and self published writer. Single gay guy in the Seattle area.
He/Him
Check out my books!
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He/Him
Check out my books!
https://allstora.com/products/its-not-you-its-me?ref=PETERWRIGHT
https://allstora.com/products/veritas-a-midlakes-novel?ref=PETERWRIGHT
When Grindr crashes near a Republican convention, who are these desperate gays seeking them out? I’d rather chew on glass than have sex with a self hating #gayrepublican…
September 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
When Grindr crashes near a Republican convention, who are these desperate gays seeking them out? I’d rather chew on glass than have sex with a self hating #gayrepublican…
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One of my cats has what my wife and I affectionately refer to as a "broken meower," because he doesn't meow so much as... harshly squawk. And I like making his meow noise back at him.
My fear is that if an afterlife exists I will meet him and he will go IT WAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT ASSHOLE
My fear is that if an afterlife exists I will meet him and he will go IT WAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT ASSHOLE
September 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
One of my cats has what my wife and I affectionately refer to as a "broken meower," because he doesn't meow so much as... harshly squawk. And I like making his meow noise back at him.
My fear is that if an afterlife exists I will meet him and he will go IT WAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT ASSHOLE
My fear is that if an afterlife exists I will meet him and he will go IT WAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT ASSHOLE
September 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Most corrupt president and administration in the history of the USA .. (cartoon David Horsey)
September 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Most corrupt president and administration in the history of the USA .. (cartoon David Horsey)
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September 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
@randyrainbow.bsky.social does it beautifully again!!! Slay, guuuurl!
Dummy with the Wig On Top - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
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September 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
@randyrainbow.bsky.social does it beautifully again!!! Slay, guuuurl!
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If Donald Trump’s approval rating gets any lower, he’s going to fuck it.
September 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If Donald Trump’s approval rating gets any lower, he’s going to fuck it.
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If you believe that gas and diesel prices are high in late September 2026 because of Biden and Zelenskyy, then you might be a Trump supporter.
And a moron.
Which is pretty much the same thing.
And a moron.
Which is pretty much the same thing.
September 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
If you believe that gas and diesel prices are high in late September 2026 because of Biden and Zelenskyy, then you might be a Trump supporter.
And a moron.
Which is pretty much the same thing.
And a moron.
Which is pretty much the same thing.
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James Talarico’s campaign could do lasting damage to the GOP www.salon.com/2026/09/21/j...
James Talarico’s campaign could do lasting damage to the GOP
The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
www.salon.com
September 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
James Talarico’s campaign could do lasting damage to the GOP www.salon.com/2026/09/21/j...
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September 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Well, if anyone would know corruption it’s the child raping conman corruption expert.
Senile Satan is banning ‘fake news’. He should be first out the door.
September 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Well, if anyone would know corruption it’s the child raping conman corruption expert.
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While millions of Americans struggle with the rising cost of groceries, gasoline & paying rent, a certain someone has far different priorities:
September 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
While millions of Americans struggle with the rising cost of groceries, gasoline & paying rent, a certain someone has far different priorities:
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This is how stupid our moronic president sounds. What a total Idiot and disgrace.
September 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
This is how stupid our moronic president sounds. What a total Idiot and disgrace.
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So much truth in this statement!!
September 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
So much truth in this statement!!
I’m going to assume this is a scammer. Buddy, if you want results, don’t use a name I already don’t trust like #MikeJohnson
September 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’m going to assume this is a scammer. Buddy, if you want results, don’t use a name I already don’t trust like #MikeJohnson
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Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die.
September 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die.