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Happy (My) Hump(s by Black Eyed Peas) Day or whatever
October 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Happy (My) Hump(s by Black Eyed Peas) Day or whatever
Btw this happened
Collab of the Millenium
@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social
October 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Btw this happened
I returned with full ass and y’all let me flop (less than one million likes), so I’m deactivating again
October 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I returned with full ass and y’all let me flop (less than one million likes), so I’m deactivating again
Socktober bc although you cannot see I am wearing socks thanks
October 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Socktober bc although you cannot see I am wearing socks thanks
Yes bc I’m gorgeous. Next question!
July 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Yes bc I’m gorgeous. Next question!
My hand placement is terrifying here. But this is proof I never edit, touch up, or even look closely at my photos before I post them!
July 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
My hand placement is terrifying here. But this is proof I never edit, touch up, or even look closely at my photos before I post them!
It’s that day y’all won’t ever shut up about
July 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It’s that day y’all won’t ever shut up about
It’s raining. Guess I better listen to the Kelela album again
July 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
It’s raining. Guess I better listen to the Kelela album again
People earnestly answering when I just wanted to be a slut online 🤭
July 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
People earnestly answering when I just wanted to be a slut online 🤭
Quote this post with you buying me coffee
July 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Quote this post with you buying me coffee
Couldn’t decide which color
July 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Couldn’t decide which color
What’s the clinical term for liking every single new song released by everyone today? 10/10
July 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
What’s the clinical term for liking every single new song released by everyone today? 10/10
It’s the “sharing and reuse” tab in settings
y’all make sure to go on your IG and turn off permissions bc the meta is allowing users to use your posts/reels to make their own/ai generated content…yikessss
July 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
It’s the “sharing and reuse” tab in settings
July 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Zara signed to RCA lol RIP to her momentum
July 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Zara signed to RCA lol RIP to her momentum
Hilary Duff pulled me on stage last night to dance with her and it was the greatest night of my life and yes I’ll post vids and stuff later but right now I’m basking okay anyway love you bye
July 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Hilary Duff pulled me on stage last night to dance with her and it was the greatest night of my life and yes I’ll post vids and stuff later but right now I’m basking okay anyway love you bye
Re: the outfit my mother bullied me about
June 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Re: the outfit my mother bullied me about
Having an Italian mother is getting insulted for your clothing in one sentence followed up by her asking if you’ve been working out bc you look good 😭
June 30, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Having an Italian mother is getting insulted for your clothing in one sentence followed up by her asking if you’ve been working out bc you look good 😭
I’m Alive by Céline Dion
June 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I’m Alive by Céline Dion
Overwhelmed with all the potential fisting jokes swirling around in my head
The 80-year-old president discussed with aides whether it would be feasible to add a giant fist atop his proposed 250-foot “Arc de Trump” monument.
Trump’s Insane Plan for Fist Vanity Project Revealed
The president had plans to incorporate himself into a 250-foot monument.
www.thedailybeast.com
June 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Overwhelmed with all the potential fisting jokes swirling around in my head
It gets worse… they made a Teams chat for prime day pls send the asteroid
I love when my normie coworkers get excited about something and I fully kill the vibe. For example, Am*zon Prime Day!
June 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
It gets worse… they made a Teams chat for prime day pls send the asteroid
I love when my normie coworkers get excited about something and I fully kill the vibe. For example, Am*zon Prime Day!
June 23, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I love when my normie coworkers get excited about something and I fully kill the vibe. For example, Am*zon Prime Day!