Bria LaVorgna
@chaosbria.com
she/her 🏳️🌈 | Nerdy, mixed race Asian writer who lifts weights | Cosplayer & Seamstress
Bylines: Star Wars, Marvel Comics, The She Series Book
The OG Inferno Squad and Doctor Aphra fan. Chief Bellara Romancer of the Dragon Age Community Council. 💙🦁
Bylines: Star Wars, Marvel Comics, The She Series Book
The OG Inferno Squad and Doctor Aphra fan. Chief Bellara Romancer of the Dragon Age Community Council. 💙🦁
*cries in wishes I could take today and tomorrow off from work to play FEFW*
September 17, 2026 at 12:21 PM
*cries in wishes I could take today and tomorrow off from work to play FEFW*
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Tomorrow's the big day
September 16, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Tomorrow's the big day
Hi hey hello: No, I'm not staying up to play FEFW at midnight. No, I'm not gonna talk about it much here/engage with convo about it here (aside from like 'i'm having a good/bad time') until I finish the game cuz there are like 3 people I trust re:spoilers and they can text me.
September 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hi hey hello: No, I'm not staying up to play FEFW at midnight. No, I'm not gonna talk about it much here/engage with convo about it here (aside from like 'i'm having a good/bad time') until I finish the game cuz there are like 3 people I trust re:spoilers and they can text me.
Reposted by Bria LaVorgna
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo.
"Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
"Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."
September 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
It’s almost like my local comic store knows me too well 😅
September 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It’s almost like my local comic store knows me too well 😅
Today I am the opposite of a human being and it’s going to be a really long time before I can go home and go (almost) straight to bed 🫠
September 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Today I am the opposite of a human being and it’s going to be a really long time before I can go home and go (almost) straight to bed 🫠
Kept trying to figure out why I feel off at the gym this morning and then I realized it’s probably a combo of only eating the equivalent of one real meal yesterday and possibly forgetting my first thing caffeine snack bar this morning 🫠
September 14, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Kept trying to figure out why I feel off at the gym this morning and then I realized it’s probably a combo of only eating the equivalent of one real meal yesterday and possibly forgetting my first thing caffeine snack bar this morning 🫠
FYI my only real side effect was my arm hurt for maybe 24-36 hours and I've got a slight, small bruise at one of the injection sites. I didn't even notice when my arm stopped hurting the next day.
GO GET YOUR SHOTS
GO GET YOUR SHOTS
Went and got my Covid and Flu vaccine shots today because my other option was Friday of NEXT week and we are not sacrificing any precious Fire Emblem playing hours if I have any side effects.
September 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
FYI my only real side effect was my arm hurt for maybe 24-36 hours and I've got a slight, small bruise at one of the injection sites. I didn't even notice when my arm stopped hurting the next day.
GO GET YOUR SHOTS
GO GET YOUR SHOTS
Apparently all my DnD character and her girlfriend needed to be completely back to normal again was for the smugglers we were doing a job with to give Mel the princess treatment and for her gf to see and be like "oh hell no I will be the one to give princess treatment" and they made out in a closet.
September 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Apparently all my DnD character and her girlfriend needed to be completely back to normal again was for the smugglers we were doing a job with to give Mel the princess treatment and for her gf to see and be like "oh hell no I will be the one to give princess treatment" and they made out in a closet.
Regrettably, it is never more clear that my parents are New Yorkers than when I am driving and one can hear the words that come out of my mouth.
September 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Regrettably, it is never more clear that my parents are New Yorkers than when I am driving and one can hear the words that come out of my mouth.
I would love to support more small, independent pattern makers but I'm currently extremely frustrated with the instructions for the pattern I'm using now. The pictures she includes are only helpful half the time and I'm currently seam ripping b/c one instruction simply didn't work at all.
September 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I would love to support more small, independent pattern makers but I'm currently extremely frustrated with the instructions for the pattern I'm using now. The pictures she includes are only helpful half the time and I'm currently seam ripping b/c one instruction simply didn't work at all.
Spent the evening hanging out with my friends while also petting the sweetest shiba who wants nothing more in the world than to cuddle and be pet and wow I needed that.
September 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Spent the evening hanging out with my friends while also petting the sweetest shiba who wants nothing more in the world than to cuddle and be pet and wow I needed that.
This month has been a lot already and if I can't get this stupid new phone to set up and transfer all my data/information LIKE IT'S FRICKIN SUPPOSED TO, I may just go back to the Verizon store (again) and cry. Probably not in that order.
September 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
This month has been a lot already and if I can't get this stupid new phone to set up and transfer all my data/information LIKE IT'S FRICKIN SUPPOSED TO, I may just go back to the Verizon store (again) and cry. Probably not in that order.
Went and got my Covid and Flu vaccine shots today because my other option was Friday of NEXT week and we are not sacrificing any precious Fire Emblem playing hours if I have any side effects.
September 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Went and got my Covid and Flu vaccine shots today because my other option was Friday of NEXT week and we are not sacrificing any precious Fire Emblem playing hours if I have any side effects.
Is it a little messed up that every time I play a non-Blue Lions route that I make sure to ask Ashe and Sylvain for mission assistance on their respective backstory missions? Probably but what is Fire Emblem if not for the trauma?
September 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Is it a little messed up that every time I play a non-Blue Lions route that I make sure to ask Ashe and Sylvain for mission assistance on their respective backstory missions? Probably but what is Fire Emblem if not for the trauma?
One week until the new Fire Emblem which means one week until my entire life gets consumed and then like two-three weeks before I start making cosplay plans.
September 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
One week until the new Fire Emblem which means one week until my entire life gets consumed and then like two-three weeks before I start making cosplay plans.
Sent the slightly nerve-wracking message for the day and now it's back to Dying! At the Day Job!
September 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Sent the slightly nerve-wracking message for the day and now it's back to Dying! At the Day Job!
So I started another FE3H run the other day (yes I KNOW SHUT UP) and it's a Black Eagles run since that's next but now I'm just sitting here missing my precious Blue Lions babies even though I just played their route a few months ago.
September 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
So I started another FE3H run the other day (yes I KNOW SHUT UP) and it's a Black Eagles run since that's next but now I'm just sitting here missing my precious Blue Lions babies even though I just played their route a few months ago.
Okay but maybe I actually should finish my student Petra and wear her (sans sword obviously) for a day at NYCC if my cousin’s going to cosplay one day too…….
September 9, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Okay but maybe I actually should finish my student Petra and wear her (sans sword obviously) for a day at NYCC if my cousin’s going to cosplay one day too…….
WHEW OKAY. NYCC is officially happening!
September 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
WHEW OKAY. NYCC is officially happening!
lol a coworker said that I look like a “girly-girl” and apparently someone who doesn’t eat cheeseburgers.
I cannot even begin to tell you how not true that last one is. The first one is up for debate depending on who you talk to.
I cannot even begin to tell you how not true that last one is. The first one is up for debate depending on who you talk to.
September 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
lol a coworker said that I look like a “girly-girl” and apparently someone who doesn’t eat cheeseburgers.
I cannot even begin to tell you how not true that last one is. The first one is up for debate depending on who you talk to.
I cannot even begin to tell you how not true that last one is. The first one is up for debate depending on who you talk to.
Okay so the accidental theme of today’s RenFaire look was redemption because I made/wore this corset for Opening Day three years ago and had one of the worst body image days of my life in it. I fixed/resized the corset and completely restyled it and was so much happier with everything today.
September 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Okay so the accidental theme of today’s RenFaire look was redemption because I made/wore this corset for Opening Day three years ago and had one of the worst body image days of my life in it. I fixed/resized the corset and completely restyled it and was so much happier with everything today.
My favorite part of RenFaire season is definitely the part where I come home from faire having inhaled approxiamtely a pound of dust and then trying to get it all out of my system.
September 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
My favorite part of RenFaire season is definitely the part where I come home from faire having inhaled approxiamtely a pound of dust and then trying to get it all out of my system.
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September 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
So part of the reason why I lifted before Pilates yesterday is that I thought I wouldn’t be able to make it to the gym today before going to RenFaire but unfortunately I did the math and.
Well.
I’m sure you can guess where I am right now.
Well.
I’m sure you can guess where I am right now.
September 7, 2026 at 11:36 AM
So part of the reason why I lifted before Pilates yesterday is that I thought I wouldn’t be able to make it to the gym today before going to RenFaire but unfortunately I did the math and.
Well.
I’m sure you can guess where I am right now.
Well.
I’m sure you can guess where I am right now.