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@charlottebayes.bsky.social
· Jun 17
Dick Appointments is back! Sorry to add to the Sabrina Carpenter discourse, but in this piece I discuss Spinal Tap, the untold stories and exploitation of women in music, S&M and the unserious nature of pop culture open.substack.com/pub/dickappo...
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40 YEARS AGO TODAY: "'ello!" The first of forty visits to the cellar of the monster's castle that features The Trap Door, by association the glory of a Willie Rushton voiceover, and the stop-motion skill of future Wallace & Gromit co-director Steve Box.
The Trapdoor - Breakfast Time
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Berk is busy preparing his master's breakfast - from worms and other vile concoctions, when a strange yellow creature comes out of the trap door in the kitchen floor and eats the breakfast, closely followed by a large Big Red Thing which chases Berk u
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October 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: "'ello!" The first of forty visits to the cellar of the monster's castle that features The Trap Door, by association the glory of a Willie Rushton voiceover, and the stop-motion skill of future Wallace & Gromit co-director Steve Box.
But those little scented balls are fucking great?! The rest, hell yeah
Put me in charge, I'll ban scented laundry detergent on day one, and on day two we're gonna rent a big ass wood chipper and do You Know What
October 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
But those little scented balls are fucking great?! The rest, hell yeah
Apparently watching the holy mountain right now “won’t” “help” my boyfriends migraine
October 7, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Apparently watching the holy mountain right now “won’t” “help” my boyfriends migraine
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My first substack of the year is out! It’s been a while so I have eased back in doing my favourite thing in the world; answering your sex and relationship questions, follow the link to read or even subscribe ✌🏻🩷
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
October 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My first substack of the year is out! It’s been a while so I have eased back in doing my favourite thing in the world; answering your sex and relationship questions, follow the link to read or even subscribe ✌🏻🩷
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
Share my substack you cowards
My first substack of the year is out! It’s been a while so I have eased back in doing my favourite thing in the world; answering your sex and relationship questions, follow the link to read or even subscribe ✌🏻🩷
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
October 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Share my substack you cowards
My first substack of the year is out! It’s been a while so I have eased back in doing my favourite thing in the world; answering your sex and relationship questions, follow the link to read or even subscribe ✌🏻🩷
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
October 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
My first substack of the year is out! It’s been a while so I have eased back in doing my favourite thing in the world; answering your sex and relationship questions, follow the link to read or even subscribe ✌🏻🩷
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
dickappointments.substack.com/p/dick-appoi...
Went and bought baklava and flat bread and hummus in Luton, then took some photos in the golden hour out the front by the fruit
I cannot wait to eat this fucking baklava my god
I cannot wait to eat this fucking baklava my god
September 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Went and bought baklava and flat bread and hummus in Luton, then took some photos in the golden hour out the front by the fruit
I cannot wait to eat this fucking baklava my god
I cannot wait to eat this fucking baklava my god
Yes Janice, I’m now medicated and understand why my emotions are the way they are and I am a more competent happy person you stupid fucking click bait cunt
Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.
September 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Yes Janice, I’m now medicated and understand why my emotions are the way they are and I am a more competent happy person you stupid fucking click bait cunt
Imagine sparks are also playing and I’m somehow Bowie in fame era
September 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Imagine sparks are also playing and I’m somehow Bowie in fame era
This is the closest thing I have ever seen to the @oncinema.bsky.social trial when they play Axioms empty bottle and then the Dekkar version
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
September 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This is the closest thing I have ever seen to the @oncinema.bsky.social trial when they play Axioms empty bottle and then the Dekkar version
Reposted by Charlotte
Everyone is doing a magnificent job of not breaking down in giggles, I would not cope, I would be the human equivalent of a dropped cheesecake
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
September 25, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Everyone is doing a magnificent job of not breaking down in giggles, I would not cope, I would be the human equivalent of a dropped cheesecake
You know the only person I’ve seen successfully do this is Sagan Hawkes and it is PERFECTION youtu.be/93oMgqBz-TU?...
September 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
You know the only person I’ve seen successfully do this is Sagan Hawkes and it is PERFECTION youtu.be/93oMgqBz-TU?...
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Londoners, my gorgeous foster kittens are up for adoption! Please share with anyone who might be in the market for two very cute, very social and sweet little cats – I am determined to find them the best home in the world, they deserve it www.instagram.com/p/Ddb0KW5iJ9K/
September 25, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Londoners, my gorgeous foster kittens are up for adoption! Please share with anyone who might be in the market for two very cute, very social and sweet little cats – I am determined to find them the best home in the world, they deserve it www.instagram.com/p/Ddb0KW5iJ9K/
Making my boyfriend listen to tools 11 minute cover of no quarter has not gone to plan
September 25, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Making my boyfriend listen to tools 11 minute cover of no quarter has not gone to plan
I don’t want to do my fave games bc it’s just wow Tenchu crash bandicoot and animal crossing and nothing else, every other game is a failure
I will watch and observe MSG, any souls game and red dead and the Witcher 3 but I will not participate
I will watch and observe MSG, any souls game and red dead and the Witcher 3 but I will not participate
September 25, 2026 at 9:44 AM
I don’t want to do my fave games bc it’s just wow Tenchu crash bandicoot and animal crossing and nothing else, every other game is a failure
I will watch and observe MSG, any souls game and red dead and the Witcher 3 but I will not participate
I will watch and observe MSG, any souls game and red dead and the Witcher 3 but I will not participate
Warcraft forever is really pulling at some heartstrings
I’m not falling for it, I beat that addiction I BEAT IT FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
I’m not falling for it, I beat that addiction I BEAT IT FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
September 25, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Warcraft forever is really pulling at some heartstrings
I’m not falling for it, I beat that addiction I BEAT IT FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
I’m not falling for it, I beat that addiction I BEAT IT FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
Going to get a £5 leccy card was my personal job, a shameful walk to the post office so my mum didn’t have to, also asking if we could pay back next week!!!
Seeing a five quid powercard in a Silent Hill game is mangling my mind more than any of the faceless shambling horrors.
September 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Going to get a £5 leccy card was my personal job, a shameful walk to the post office so my mum didn’t have to, also asking if we could pay back next week!!!
Reposted by Charlotte
Breathe the pressure,
Come play my geoguesser
Come play my geoguesser
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Breathe the pressure,
Come play my geoguesser
Come play my geoguesser
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It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
September 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
So that’s me done for another month, I might be doing YouTube videos in an agony aunt style, if I can gather the energy to built a semi permanent set, and if I do you bet I’ll be forcing every one of you to engage share like comment and be good people (here’s photos of what I’m going for)
September 24, 2026 at 1:55 PM
So that’s me done for another month, I might be doing YouTube videos in an agony aunt style, if I can gather the energy to built a semi permanent set, and if I do you bet I’ll be forcing every one of you to engage share like comment and be good people (here’s photos of what I’m going for)
Also that lesbian bar stuff, people outside of disabled spaces (which often overlap with queer spaces) have never even had to consider masking years beyond the “end” of covid and honestly all you need to know is why the fuck would disabled people not protect themselves from long Covid or flu etc
September 24, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Also that lesbian bar stuff, people outside of disabled spaces (which often overlap with queer spaces) have never even had to consider masking years beyond the “end” of covid and honestly all you need to know is why the fuck would disabled people not protect themselves from long Covid or flu etc
Here is a vile picture of me but I got my hair done, first time since THE BURNING - it’s giving multipass
September 24, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Here is a vile picture of me but I got my hair done, first time since THE BURNING - it’s giving multipass
I came on here yesterday when I was bored at the hairdressers and my god it was the definition of doom scrolling, nothing funny, no pals chatting or doing a stupid bit, it was just devastating news followed by more fucking misery
September 24, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I came on here yesterday when I was bored at the hairdressers and my god it was the definition of doom scrolling, nothing funny, no pals chatting or doing a stupid bit, it was just devastating news followed by more fucking misery
WRONG - SOUP
ATTENTION
THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
IT IS TIME FOR
TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
IT IS TIME FOR
TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
September 24, 2026 at 1:39 PM
WRONG - SOUP
Is no where showing you can see everything in cinemas here?? WHAT THE FUCK I’ve checked every fucking place and all the independents - why are you forsaking me A24?
September 24, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Is no where showing you can see everything in cinemas here?? WHAT THE FUCK I’ve checked every fucking place and all the independents - why are you forsaking me A24?