francis futurama
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wife needed a picture to submit to a contest so here are some of my best pictures of jade
hahaha irl uncle baby billy kicked it. get fuckin lost
October 6, 2026 at 6:18 AM
hahaha irl uncle baby billy kicked it. get fuckin lost
fun fact: poltergeist is rated PG
wanna know how i know?
they showed it in the cafeteria at a third (3rd!) grade halloween lock-in
wanna know how i know?
they showed it in the cafeteria at a third (3rd!) grade halloween lock-in
October 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
fun fact: poltergeist is rated PG
wanna know how i know?
they showed it in the cafeteria at a third (3rd!) grade halloween lock-in
wanna know how i know?
they showed it in the cafeteria at a third (3rd!) grade halloween lock-in
jesus fucking christ. the fact that it's looking brighter for me to just be a preds fan this season (and potentially the next 5 if we're being honest) should say it all. chris ilitch is my ENEMY. he is doing so much damage that it literally might not be undone before the fucking country collapses
🚨 BREAKING: Per @FriedgeHNIC, Simon Edvinson prefers a trade from the Red Wings.
Friedman also noted that Detroit's aim is still to sign Edvinsson, and that Simon's frustration with the whole contract negotiation has led him to prefer a trade. #LGRW
Friedman also noted that Detroit's aim is still to sign Edvinsson, and that Simon's frustration with the whole contract negotiation has led him to prefer a trade. #LGRW
October 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
jesus fucking christ. the fact that it's looking brighter for me to just be a preds fan this season (and potentially the next 5 if we're being honest) should say it all. chris ilitch is my ENEMY. he is doing so much damage that it literally might not be undone before the fucking country collapses
oh no. a stray calico had kittens on my buddy's porch. and they're extremely cute
October 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
oh no. a stray calico had kittens on my buddy's porch. and they're extremely cute
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that's right boo his bitch ass
October 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
that's right boo his bitch ass
look at my centers dawg. i'm going top six in the 2027 draft
October 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
look at my centers dawg. i'm going top six in the 2027 draft
what exactly makes him think these claims are "sensationalized, spectacular," and not that the law firm did their due diligence and found more than enough evidence to pursue litigation? oh right, absolutely nothing in particular except for a mandate to defend rapists
Michael Tracey published what he said was the ID of the "Jane Doe" in the Cornell case. Then he took it down, claiming he just wanted to make a point and didn't want to see harm to the person he named.
What he hasn't admitted is that he mistook info on a sketchy site for official NY court records.
What he hasn't admitted is that he mistook info on a sketchy site for official NY court records.
![An archived copy of Michael Tracey's original Substack post includes a screenshot from "eCourt Records" and the commentary: "It's [name redacted]. Don't blame me -- the New York Court System just posted it. Seemingly inadvertently. Oh well."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6arqeda2f5piwu7zien3b2hq/bafkreiftgxhhfprcae33jlwnll3ycf3r4cwwqxkx4tryc7b2kvdsuzaeca)
October 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
what exactly makes him think these claims are "sensationalized, spectacular," and not that the law firm did their due diligence and found more than enough evidence to pursue litigation? oh right, absolutely nothing in particular except for a mandate to defend rapists
it's honestly so sick that i can call myself 'apostate'. fuckin awesome word
October 2, 2026 at 6:20 AM
it's honestly so sick that i can call myself 'apostate'. fuckin awesome word
guess who FELL IN THE TOILET
September 27, 2026 at 11:28 AM
guess who FELL IN THE TOILET
i guess he's right if the goal is to maintain the neoliberal order and not, you know, make people's lives better
what a lot of people are starved for at the moment is fucking food barack
what a lot of people are starved for at the moment is fucking food barack
uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*
September 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
i guess he's right if the goal is to maintain the neoliberal order and not, you know, make people's lives better
what a lot of people are starved for at the moment is fucking food barack
what a lot of people are starved for at the moment is fucking food barack
fucking gross. my hometown club is funneling money to jk rowling's campaign of hate
September 24, 2026 at 10:17 PM
fucking gross. my hometown club is funneling money to jk rowling's campaign of hate
coming from someone who was heavily addicted to FIFA for years (clean now!) and grew to have very strong feelings about its developer: we've gotta find a better abbreviation for Effective Altruism
September 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
coming from someone who was heavily addicted to FIFA for years (clean now!) and grew to have very strong feelings about its developer: we've gotta find a better abbreviation for Effective Altruism
the NHL season starts in a week and this is by far the most hopeless I've felt about the red wings in the last 7-8 years. captainless, rudderless, and taking on water. in a division full of sharks, no less
September 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
the NHL season starts in a week and this is by far the most hopeless I've felt about the red wings in the last 7-8 years. captainless, rudderless, and taking on water. in a division full of sharks, no less
guy knocked on my door looking for my stepdad earlier today. he said he liked our halloween decorations, then while I was pulling up the address he said "oh you're wearing a halloween shirt, too." sure buddy. it's gonna be spooky for some when we take power again
September 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
guy knocked on my door looking for my stepdad earlier today. he said he liked our halloween decorations, then while I was pulling up the address he said "oh you're wearing a halloween shirt, too." sure buddy. it's gonna be spooky for some when we take power again
I think it's great that Mamdani gets the Linda from Bob's Burgers reaction from literally everyone
September 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I think it's great that Mamdani gets the Linda from Bob's Burgers reaction from literally everyone
lmao we're so goddamned good espn commandeered st louis' power ranking blurb to talk about us more
#everyoneN
#everyoneN
September 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
lmao we're so goddamned good espn commandeered st louis' power ranking blurb to talk about us more
#everyoneN
#everyoneN
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see what nbc news can do when they’re not wall-to-walling the presidents too-too-slow descent? there’s thrilling news out there!
September 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
see what nbc news can do when they’re not wall-to-walling the presidents too-too-slow descent? there’s thrilling news out there!
but the polling!
Russia election results show Putin’s party winning: What we know https://aje.news/ien149
September 21, 2026 at 9:25 AM
but the polling!
everyone knows that food is better straight from the container
September 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
everyone knows that food is better straight from the container
we watched the substance tonight and it was... fine. had some really fun bits but it felt extremely heavy handed thematically and with the kubrick and cronenberg references. we enjoyed it but definitely a lot of "okay, we get it" moments. don't really get the fawning praise it got initially tbh
September 21, 2026 at 6:49 AM
we watched the substance tonight and it was... fine. had some really fun bits but it felt extremely heavy handed thematically and with the kubrick and cronenberg references. we enjoyed it but definitely a lot of "okay, we get it" moments. don't really get the fawning praise it got initially tbh
actually #coys crew, I would be very interested in reading a piece about spurs women's scandinavian-focused recruitment strategy over the last couple seasons. if anyone knows of/can share any coverage of this I'd appreciate it!
watching back the spurs women highlights (lil too early for me today) and I know palace were down to ten but /god damnnn/ we've got ourselves a scandinavian/northern european super team. such excellence on display
September 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
actually #coys crew, I would be very interested in reading a piece about spurs women's scandinavian-focused recruitment strategy over the last couple seasons. if anyone knows of/can share any coverage of this I'd appreciate it!
one of these days some fuckwad is going to decide the random programmer in nebraska can be replaced with claude and our entire tech infrastructure will become a pile of wet noodles
September 20, 2026 at 10:15 PM
one of these days some fuckwad is going to decide the random programmer in nebraska can be replaced with claude and our entire tech infrastructure will become a pile of wet noodles
man, you know they've really gone full nazi when they can't even mention beating the nazis anymore, the one military victory the majority of the nation has hinged their pride on for 80 years
List looks a little thin there brother but I’m sure that’s just an oversight
September 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
man, you know they've really gone full nazi when they can't even mention beating the nazis anymore, the one military victory the majority of the nation has hinged their pride on for 80 years
oh my god the musk one. he looks like fuckin leatherface. the lips... oh no...
September 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
oh my god the musk one. he looks like fuckin leatherface. the lips... oh no...